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Depois de praticar crimes humanitários contra todos os direitos humanos, a torcida do Boi Garantido fez uma intervenção no PROJAC e invadiu o programa, retirando Patixa de lá na mesma semana que ela seria eliminada. Seu destino já estava selado, entretanto, pois ela vazou com 6 votos contra 5, de sua oponente, a Doutora PhD em Harvard Joana D'arc, que em recompensa ao público, produziu mais uma tese de doutorado na última semaninha emparedada, publicando no Portal da Capes dentro do próprio BBB, pois seu cérebro é interligado com redes da Starlink. Elenco: 1. Gina do Palito 2. SummerMariah 3. Pedro O Calouro 4. Maria José 5. Tati Quebra Barraco 6. Cavalo Caramelo 7. Barbara12 8. Suzy Rego 9. Joana D'Arc Felix de Souza 10. Novinha do vídeo (Pequena Sophia) 11. A Menina (Ministerio Etrom) 12. Virgínia Fonseca - 13. Patixa Teló (Eliminada 6-5) 14. Carlinhos Maia (Eliminado 7-6) 15. Plínio (Eliminado 7-5) 16. Fer Sena (Eliminada 8-7) SEMANA 5: Líder: Tati Quebra Barraco Indicados: Cavalo Caramelo & Virginia Fonseca Veto: Pequena Sophia (usou em Virginia Fonseca) Indicados finais: Barbara12 & Cavalo Caramelo Apenas os primeiros 9 votos irão valer! (ou os primeiros 5 na mesma pessoa) Vote para eliminar Barbara12 & Cavalo Caramelo. O primeiro a receber 5 votos será o primeiro eliminado.

and my assistant (i'm her boss) barely comes to work ever, she's always late, she always leaves early who has to cover for her hours? me... i cant just close and go home, i have to keep the library open and stay extra hours. i work for about 5 hours more than i should weekly. i'm absolutely exhausted...? like i was supposed to be home by now but she just left cause she has a son and thinks thats a free pass for her to leave and arrive anytime she wants. the direction/staff is hiring someone for her spot for like a month. sometimes i feel like its all a prank because i've never been a great student in college. like i was always quite mediocre and somehow i never stayed unemployed. they're all just pranking me for some reason like they wanna see me work harder or sum oh and the library is a mess. i work twice as hard because she often just bails on me, i have to do my work and her work, and of course its not a good work, its a sloppy work by one person that is meant for two (or more?). there are several issues i should be resolving and i'm not because she is supposed to not let me drawn in overwork but it just never helps

JADED NA CADEIA....... BANGU 2 NELE!

because i had to endure a 2 hour and a half meeting (i almost k-m-s'ed) and now that i'm free for my actual work it feels like i'm sonic running against time and i gotta perform to the best of my hoebilities

racismoooooooooo (eunice paiva - que que cês querem? right now right now right now right now)

close all tabs before hitting start on stacker that shit got sliced in 1/6 the very first second i stepped in. from there i knew it was ova.

your ugly, horrible, single digit IQ Shenellica in Race, i will school you because i work at schools and i'm very sympathetic to kids who aren't literate yet. My blog is not about 'complaining i didn't get credit for outing a predator', sweetie. For one, I was not even the person who's reported him first??? I only used my voice (as I know many more users than the people who reported him - my friends) to show light to the fact that SEVERAL PEOPLE, ALL FROM SAME SAID NATIONALITY, have reported something and nothing was done, nobody was heard. It may be for multiple, different occasions, but I'm only stating facts. The reasonings as to why this has happened the way it did, to me, are unknown. Secondly, I have spoken on this matter like MULTIPLE times - that blog is about brazilian users not getting the benefit of the doubt, the recognition to have 'valuable reports', to have their voices heard. Yes, of course, there are areas in which I felt my voice was heard, and there were others in which I felt I didn't, and my friends, even less! It's not about that predator itself, it's about reporting things and being left on dust. That clear enough for u doll? Btw I just won race. Mwah baby!

losers recruits their tasteless friends to neg my blogs honey this blog was posted 2 hours ago and i still have you pressed by spamming the link to your friends lmfaooooo MORE POWER TO ME BABY

I love my fans 📸 oh and my haters too 💋 Proud designer and shop owner of WBIA 🛍️ 🟪 Hostess of RuPiggy's Group Game 📸 #retrica #vsco #hujicam

for slayyyter in october. fuck it whatevs

It's my WOR$T GAY IN KOVAZE ERA incoming.

I love to be a fashion model. A top model, per say. I'm a classy, elegant, fine biological woman. Those who get it, will get it. Those who don't, are probably ugly.

a primeira a chegar em 6 é eliminada da casa mais vigiada https://kovaze.com/blog/113397

https://kovaze.com/blog/113397

i used to always do this in season 1, but never got to do this in season 2 because i didn't want to interfere...? but honestly it's whateva 1. KaliMinaj the way you chomped and ate this shit is... insane... your body looks ABSURD. the legs being so long make me drool... i just wish you weren't as camuflated as you are, but i do get that that was the entire point... however dimitra's always asking for us to STAND OUT and i believe this specific prompt asked for it too. that's the only thing you went missing 2. Maris i adore this picture... the legs, the ballerina pose, the broken doll-ish, the creepy background. everything works here. i wish it had a wider background, but i'm a sucker for images with big backgrounds and scenarios because it tells a story that our bodies sometimes can't. i'm actually surprised you can deliver such a consistent photo (a bit shady yeah) 3. BRAT this is the first time i'm ranking myself this low. i actually ranked every single photoshoot in private to Maris and i have the receipts but this is the only time i'm aware i'm not that girl. at first i was making a black barbie doll surrounded by blonde barbie dolls, being chosen by a black little girl outside the box. but posing in pink/barbie makes me uncomfortable and i dont like it. i went pink but weird-ish with harajuku vibes. i love how my body is portrayed and i think my face is strong too. my only issue here is that there's no buttons to play and catch the doll. however, it's tokyo! QR codes on the side, bitch. also i feel like my pictures are always very WIDE. i like telling a story with all elements and that's why i play with those outside things too. but you gotta see the full HQ picture to understand it and see the details. fashion is not fast honey, fashion is in the details. sit your ass and appreciate the picture's details zoomed in. 4. manyomash (it could be from 4-6 i kept changing while critiquing) i'm not exactly buying the renaissance doll machine... because i had that idea first and honestly? i scrapped it because it seemed ridiculous to me. the whole point of mixing renaissance aesthetic technology just doesn't sit okay with me unless you were going for steampunk. i think sometimes doing the most obvious thing (thats why i did harajuku) can be a good thing. i think the pose is ok. the face is ok. like its not giving me much of any... this feels safe. also she's not in heels and/or boots/ballerina shoes? like why. what happened 5. Medusaluh (it could be from 4-6 i kept changing while critiquing) i'm usually a fan of what you bring but this doesn't feel good to me. i think it's a similar concept to Maris and i believe she's done it better. your pose is goorrrgg but i think the styling doesnt make you stand out. your body is insanely gorgeous, i looove the collarbones showing honey that is fashionnnn. however i feel like the image is a bit bland? like it doesnt stand out for some reason. it's not even a you thing it's just... bright sun pastel colors too cute of a dress for a "deadly" concept? like it doesn't mash in that sense. had you had a more raggeddy doll look then i think it would work out like you intended? it didnteven had to be at night, or change the outfit at all, all you had to do was cover it in mud like you had dragged yourself from the pits of hell or something.. idk its too pretty for a diabolical concept 6. akaliuchis (it could be from 4-6 i kept changing while critiquing) i adore the futuristic vibes to this... i do feel like that this theme is a bit over at this point, but i adore this pose, your face, the "costume"... the styling, everything is amazing. your body is posing like a real model and sometimes i want to forget the logic and just stick to fashion. when i open a magazine i dont wanna think why this model is floating - i just want to see beautiful pictures. you achieved that. 7. Sprite i'm conflicted by this... i actually really like, actually LOVE the upper part. but half of your body is literally missing... the entire point of modeling is showing art through your body and face. i dont think you needed a crazy pose with your legs with this amazing shot but you also needed for them to show...? anyways love the concept and the picture i just feel like it could be better executed? 8. MissKant i think this looks amateurish :/ it's like when those photobooths at the mall. i hate hate HAAAATE (nicki minaj's voice) the styling. that strap on your legs makes you look like a hoe. the legs in the air contribute to it. i love how long your legs are tho. dont like the hair. the setting. your face looks oblivious as hell like you were surprised at the camera flash even. your body's proportions are not it - you look small even with those great legs. the other leg is just hanging there... you're one of my favorites in the competition though - if not my favorite at all... so i hope you get on your good feet dolly 9. Jane i heavily dislike this... what even is the concept? is she a strawberry? the colors are cheesy... the neon lights are ugly. your face? gorgeous. your pose? personally i dont like it - such as miss kant it makes your body look tinier. this specific pose looks like she is about to give birth at any minute....? the styling is also a bit off - i personally dont like or feel like its very high fashion when theres legs open wide and such short shorts cause it gives hooch kinda. i dont understand the concept tho, like why is her hand on the glass, is she a naughty strawberry that wants out? help.

this is the first time my horoscope matches my reality???? https://kovaze.com/blog/113404 thank you Leonardo for this life changing insight

Em uma votação muito acirrada... A CPI das BETs entrou dentro da casa mais acirrada do Brazil, militares com fuzis em mãos, e escoltaram Carlinhos Maia para fora da casa antes mesmo de sabermos o final da votação. Nunca saberemos! Elenco: 1. Gina do Palito 2. Patixa Telo 3. Pedro O Calouro 4. Maria José 5. Tati Quebra Barraco 6. Cavalo Caramelo 7. Barbara12 8. Suzy Rego 9. Joana D'Arc Felix de Souza 10. Novinha do vídeo (Pequena Sophia) 11. A Menina (Ministerio Etrom) 12. Virgínia Fonseca 13. SummerMariah - 14. Carlinhos Maia (Eliminado 7-6) 15. Plínio (Eliminado 7-5) 16. Fer Sena (Eliminada 8-7) SEMANA 4: Líder: A Menina Indicados: Cavalo Caramelo & Patixa Teló Veto: Cavalo Caramelo (usou em si mesmo) Indicados finais: Joana D'Arc & Patixa Teló Apenas os primeiros 11 votos irão valer! (ou os primeiros 6 na mesma pessoa) Vote para eliminar Joana D'Arc & Patixa Teló. O primeiro a receber 6 votos será o primeiro eliminado.

fellow 14-year old claims to "not pay much attention to race" and finds it rude when i say i don't like being his partner and would rather have someone else like hello??? i'm the first hoe who's gonna say it's just a game and idgaf about scores BUT YOU GOTTA PUT IN SOME EFFORT???? my scores are terrible but i give it my all my blood my sweat like FUCK OUTTA HERE idgaf if im being rude