i have decided not to be brazilian anymore...
given the mass incarceration of my then fellow compatriots, my cis-passable english skills, and my desires for a more equal-fielded competition, i have taken the executive decision to become NORTH-AMERICAN, and renounce my position as THEE justice warrior against xenophobia, as once designed by the queen and empress of Sri Lanka, Minie herself
i expect nothing more than respect and compassion in this difficult decision from my now fellow red and blue nation-widers.
may the fast food and bombing in third-world countries forever live, my friends!