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What is it like to be a beautiful thing? I will never know the answer to either question. I was a robotic clown hand created by Satan on an alien spaceship. Satan poured all the venom he had into me so I would be the most grotesque, abominable creation who ever walked the Earth. I am the shadow that exists when a corpse falls to the ground in the sunshine. And then the shadow goes away until the next person dies. A clown emerges from the shadow at the very last possible moment.

I used to be the nicest, sweetest, most innocent clown in the entire circus until a little creature named Lucifer caught my eye and then sent one of his demons to possess me. Now I pray every night before performing at my little circus that all the audience members will drop dead on sight and that my act will be the final thing they will ever see. The corpses fall under the tent like dominoes and all the freaks celebrate with the demons. The clown will walk across the corpses and complain about how they feel underneath his feet.

Long before anyone ever considered there would be such a person, we watched his every move from birth to death. We set the stage so the world could prepare for his birth. Spirits of the dead crawled through the hospital where he'd be born until they reached the exact room. Then they waited for decades, watching over everyone there. Piano music echoed through the building. Every patient and staff member could hear it but no one knew where it was coming from. Someone remarked that it started to play at the exact moment of Ethan's birth.

I murdered him violently on the same day Lemjam6 was murdered. But Lemjam6 got to return from the grave in the form of Jaded. Thirteen was not so lucky. Lemjam6's murder was also quick and painless. Thirteen was tortured without mercy for days before he succumbed to his injuries. The world begged for the return of Lemjam6. Thirteen must stay dead.

All he had to donate to this charity was a creature named "Clown." The Earth didn't want it but it was something they could not reject no matter how badly they may have wanted to. It was left on the Earth and then Satan went back to Hell. It terrorizes all the humans who consider the planet their home. Satan laughs as he and his demons watch the clown on a giant TV screen in Hell. Satan believes he made the right choice donating the clown to the Earth when he sees how much the humans hate it. Hatred is the reason for life in Satan's eyes.

Irelia, the dead girl rises from the water of the universe. No one will be able to ignore her. She is a sight that must be acknowledged or else the human race will disintegrate into ash. We will all die 10,000 times before even one of her lives is finished. The all seeing eye stares down from the sky and up from the floor, letting us know we will not escape it wherever we may go. Nor will we escape from Irelia.

A demon disguises as Donald J. Trump lifting its hand to rub her face and hair, but she can feel deep within her soul that it has no love for her. She screams the words of the Lord at the top of her lungs and it disappears into the night. She knows there are 764 more demons waiting for her where that one came from. They hope she submits to them and gives in to the ways of evil. One wants to place her head into a jack-o'-lantern that she will not be able to pull off her head no matter how hard she tries. There will never be a demon more vile than this one.

The ancient gods rise from the Earth to chew his bones with their sharp teeth. Do you love the voice of a clown screaming and begging for mercy that will never come? It is what he deserves for all the suffering he brought to the Earth. Unfortunately the gods will be sickened and vomit him out. He will seek revenge on all those who prayed for his death to begin with as a zombie.

It is one of the 2 most overrated human inventions. The other being conversation. People say "falling in love." That is like falling into a river. You are going to die if you don't get out of it right now. Humans are nothing but flesh, blood, and bone. You need not feel any emotion towards any of them. There is no reason to. We have bigger plans for the universe than silly little human lives and problems.

Do you think you're unlovable? As unlovable as you think you are, at least you will never be a clown. When you are a clown, they don't love you until the day you die. Your corpse is the most loved one in the entire cemetery because it gives the human race cause to celebrate. The circus is your life and people want your beating heart to hold in the palm of their hand. Could it be a gift to their lover? It is not something even they will want. They will throw it in the river and ask for a bouquet of dead flowers to put on the clown's grave.

It is time to chop the head off of Thirteen and place a hockey mask on the decapitated head. It is what the world demands. That way he will be able to become Jason's mother in life and then Jason after death. A venomous clown will dance around the decapitated corpse while juggling and making balloon animals. Friday the 13th will be an occasion to celebrate as long as there is such a thing as the human race.

It is a day for the worst luck of all. Each day that Clown is alive and present on this Earth is an unlucky day for the human race, but today he has Jason Voorhees with him. Jason Voorhees misses his mother. He wants to slaughter the human race for the pain they've put him through by letting him drown and then forcing him to watch his mother be decapitated. The human race has also rejected Clown as they pray each morning that he will evaporate out of existence like a puddle of water. Together this Friday the 13th he and Jason will own the world.

Jason Voorhees walks the Earth waiting to murder someone's Valentine so they will celebrate the holiday alone. Unless they want their lover's heart. Jason will make it so they can hold it in the palm of their hand if that is what they wish to do. Love is an imaginary concept that humans have built for their own pleasure. It isn't something tangible, but death is. Let Jason bring you death if the holiday cannot bring you love.

AngieKSatan wants the blood that Ethan never got. A cat named Scotty scratches the skin open and blood drips out, causing AngieK to say "Sweet Jesus, this is a dream come true." AngieKSatan knows that blood is the elixir of life, and each drop you lose is more life stolen away. For someone like our precious Angie who worships death and craves it, this is a blessing. Let him hold the purring cat as they see how much more damage they can do together.

NaughtyNacho spits in the face of your lies. He hopes the lies drown in the blood of those who died 100 years ago as well as those who will be born 100 years from now. He smiles as they travel through time to punish the wicked for their acts of deception. I lied to him and saw The Headless Horseman carrying the decapitated head of a robot when we could still hide our Race scores. But NaughtyNacho ended the art of dishonesty by making it so the scores would be revealed to one and all. There is nothing hidden, for his eyes fly through deception like a bat whose wings lead it to truth.

Ethan orders a cup of coffee from Dunkin Donuts but he does not think it tastes right at first. There is a vial of blood fastened to a necklace which he hides in his shirt so no one can see. In this vial is blood which he pours into the coffee to give himself what he wants. Was this blood taken from someone or did they give it willingly? We may never know. Most will never know it is there at all, but there it will be just the same. Ethan commands it and Ethan is a person who gets what he wants.

But the time for that has passed. If you do not go to Hell to see him, he will come to Earth and bring the fury of 10 Hells to you instead. Either way, you will witness his evil and your life will never be the same again. It will be worse for you now that you have hurt his feelings with your rejection. You could've visited him in Hell to spare yourself some pain, but since you chose not to, your punishment shall be tenfold.

Tears fall from Space's eyes for 23 seconds and a fat demon appears before him laughing. As it laughs Space can see blood dripping from its teeth. Space asks who or what the blood came from and the demon refuses to tell. But Space's pain is what summoned it and only Space's happiness can send it away. As long as the demon is here it will do everything it can to prevent Space from being happy.

diamonds has witnessed the filth of the clown firsthand and was frightened and repelled by what she saw. She could not bear to be in its presence. Every sight she saw of the clown, every sound it made, everything associated with it filled her with disdain and she could not rest until it was sent far, far away. But for some humans, the further away they think they have sent the clown, the closer it actually gets to them as it lives inside their head. diamonds will do whatever she can to not think of the clown so she will not be one of these.

It doesn't matter what filthy things you've said or done in your life, even if you've murdered someone. A creature of forgiveness has come to the Earth. Her name is LEXEY. She has come to purify and cleanse you. All she has to do is place one hand on you and all the impurities and evil will spill from your mind, body, and soul. But certain entities don't want this to happen so they plot her destruction. DOOM will destroy these creatures to protect her.