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Chris

*throws hammers at Tisha like the hammer bros from super mario*

0th gone. all the hard work, no showers, no sleep. hot pockets microwaved for 3 minutes to luke warm perfection...it's all gone.

by falling asleep longer than anyone else. hell yeah.

Bagel.... we both have boyfriends we blog about it constantly we are not sisters but we are of different kinds I am like an everything salty, perhaps with garlic you are like blueberry submissive and sweet I am best paired with coffee between the rush of the morning you are enjoyed at night in the dim glow of the fridge light but we are not so different you and I we are both made of the same dough the same yeast. we rise to the occasion just because we have different toppings does not mean we are of ill blood Bagel....

to find the cure for diabetes... I wish she was here to see it.

skinny

looked like there was barely any sand on it. mostly rocks.

when im at the function and everyone fucking hates me

until he finds out my boyfriend is a body builder.........a fit muscular masc gay guy with a fatty?? insane....

my man (the love of my life who looks at me like I hung the stars in the sky by the way) just bought me new tires for my car I'm going to go giggle about this with him while he holds me in our king sized bed and we watch our 70 inch wall mounted tv..........................................................................................................

i love you all but like realistically I've been bullied in some way shape or form about my weight my whole life and I've still managed to be popular and funny and thriving. Go back on vacation hoe.

ok. I have a 401k, a (successful mind you) man, a townhouse, a lovely cat, am on wegovy, go to the gym, and I'm a fuckin incredible cook. I love my life. But keep whining and crying about how you want a man so bad on the blogs page on kovaze dot com. I love myself.

I let the demons take over. That was unladylike.

dakotamagic is trying to get to top 100 or else

double game double game

Sin my comp didn't save in outcasted but like I swear I played it and I have no wifi issues WHAT could have happened. #resetmycompsin #icantbe16th #pleasesin #sin4president