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But in an evil witch way as I slowly close a hatch containing multiple prisoners screaming for help as I descend into it

You are Carly Shay bitch it's not even close Maxora

and let me mollywhop your weak chicken legged twink ass Maxora Lets fucking go

She typed....and typed...never stopped typing. She rocked back and forth in her room. It was padded. White. Pristine. There was nothing except a white bed and white desk. Her parents seldom visited since placing her there by her own choice. Kovazation, they called the illness. Nobody was sure what it was. It struck suddenly, and viciously. She didn't even play the the games on the site unless at least 7 of her imaginary friends were there to make sure she didn't get under 4th. She loved it though, being mean to her closest 'friends' on the site on the blogs page. Tapping the plus button on blogs to fuel imaginary fires. It was all she did. She woke up in her white pristine padded room and logged into her account to make people fight. None of it was real. There wasn't even a computer in her padded room, in her padded world. "MaxOra, It's time for dinner" The orderly said as he came in and gave her her nurtional slop. She ate it as she always did, and prepared herself for another padded night, in her same old padded room.

is actually psychological torture if you join with gamers and don't just play the game and do your time and then clock out though like big brother and survivor players have stated they needed intensive therapy after their games and yall are putting yourselves through it weekly. It's very telling.

holding hands in a chain and people being confused why Angie would vote with Benops side in an outcasted....girl who is going to be okay gif included

if you lay out a towel underneath your phone before you play, only use your thumbs, wipe it down before AND after, dance around it with 3 people in a circle chanting Elika nahmen nahmen Elika nahmen nahmen Elika nahmen nahmen Elika nahmen nahmen exactly that many times. THEN you have to also turn your wifi off and on 3 times exactly (I don't make the rules!!!, just trust me!) once you have done all of that, you have approximately a 90% chance to play guitar without it misclicking the buttons and about a 75% chance of it not giving you a statistically impossible combination of buttons to press all at once when your phone definitely only inputs one touch at a time.

but they can't deny I keep it real 100 percent of the time.

left the pizza dough I got to make stuffed cheesy bread out last night and it's been sitting for 15 hours....I think men are useless and should be dealt with.

The ORIGINIAL Pterodactyl ghost!

Only 84 on! Weird

Custard from scratch so I can use my ninja creami tomorrow. #feelingdomestic #narasmith

trying to drag me but nobody likes ha so it gets negged into the ground

I got threatened over a completely different game, summermariah told me I was her f2 like 3 different times just to cut me at the end because she really thought she could win that way...(brainless behavior as always to be clear) I just don't think that game mode is worth it with how volatile people are.

mommy needs points

DakotaMagic break into the top 100? (poll)

Why do inactive people get an extra minute to complete their challenges, but I am a little late and day changes WHILE I'm fucking playing? What is the difference? What makes it change.

I whisper into your ear. When you look. I am gone. Nothing but smoke. I was never there. You are going crazy. You open your eyes. Kovaze was never even real. You are at Trisha Paytas's Era's of Trish tour in Radio City Music hall in NYC. It was all just mass induced psychosis.

why the fuck are those mouths on my chin girls

in 3 days you will feel a tickle in the back of you throat. in 4 days you will begin to notice there are auras. in 5 days you will be visited by a dakotabubu. It will clap and vanish. By day 7 you will be painting the walls of the upcoming cataclysm. You will be institutionalized. there is nothing you can do.