All Blogs by Dakota

if you lay out a towel underneath your phone before you play, only use your thumbs, wipe it down before AND after, dance around it with 3 people in a circle chanting Elika nahmen nahmen Elika nahmen nahmen Elika nahmen nahmen Elika nahmen nahmen exactly that many times. THEN you have to also turn your wifi off and on 3 times exactly (I don't make the rules!!!, just trust me!) once you have done all of that, you have approximately a 90% chance to play guitar without it misclicking the buttons and about a 75% chance of it not giving you a statistically impossible combination of buttons to press all at once when your phone definitely only inputs one touch at a time.

but they can't deny I keep it real 100 percent of the time.

left the pizza dough I got to make stuffed cheesy bread out last night and it's been sitting for 15 hours....I think men are useless and should be dealt with.

The ORIGINIAL Pterodactyl ghost!

Only 84 on! Weird

Custard from scratch so I can use my ninja creami tomorrow. #feelingdomestic #narasmith

trying to drag me but nobody likes ha so it gets negged into the ground

I got threatened over a completely different game, summermariah told me I was her f2 like 3 different times just to cut me at the end because she really thought she could win that way...(brainless behavior as always to be clear) I just don't think that game mode is worth it with how volatile people are.

mommy needs points

DakotaMagic break into the top 100? (poll)

Why do inactive people get an extra minute to complete their challenges, but I am a little late and day changes WHILE I'm fucking playing? What is the difference? What makes it change.

I whisper into your ear. When you look. I am gone. Nothing but smoke. I was never there. You are going crazy. You open your eyes. Kovaze was never even real. You are at Trisha Paytas's Era's of Trish tour in Radio City Music hall in NYC. It was all just mass induced psychosis.

why the fuck are those mouths on my chin girls

in 3 days you will feel a tickle in the back of you throat. in 4 days you will begin to notice there are auras. in 5 days you will be visited by a dakotabubu. It will clap and vanish. By day 7 you will be painting the walls of the upcoming cataclysm. You will be institutionalized. there is nothing you can do.

-Werewolf -DakotaMagic -MaxOra Someone had to say it Wags Tail

That they have to get through the first 4 episodes of Heated Rivalry then it will hit them like a train has come back in tears telling me I'm right....YUP. YUUUUUP.

r so boring like lets have fun

like animal crossing villagers that I think are ugly or sims that I don't want anymore.

https://www.kovaze.com/designs/6119 the dakotabubu voodoo doll

I am regenerating funds. 🏆 DakotaMagic wins Arena! 🏆