All Blogs by Dakota

that enter AI induced psychosis.

help donate to the gofundme for my sister Luxray's new arms. She lost them in an incident at the guitar factory. Any help is appreciated. Thank you.

need to go get diagnosed for BPD and take a fucking klonopin

its not. I just got a board that was mapped ALL fucked up. Said i was pressing 4 when I wasn't on mobile, got 4 notes clumped together that there was no way to hit all of, got 3 of them....shit was insane.

day changing WHILE i am playing and it says 3 min on the timer when I started??? am I fucking missing something lmao.

Let's race! :) ok now that the fakes are gone I asked Gaiaphagee and Konohavillage1 to join Kovaze and neither is interested

Is only as good as the canvas they paint on 🤎

Showing me what a stupid american I am in the race finals. Congratulations to DakotaMagic and matcha, you have won The Race!

is endurance omggggg

[Dakota strides confidently into the tank, wearing a futuristic blazer with LED lights pulsing to the beat of imaginary theme music.] "Hello Sharks! Today, I’m here to revolutionize the way humanity interacts with… everything. Introducing Kovaze.com—the ONLY platform that combines cutting-edge AI, artisanal blockchain, and quantum-powered vibes to create a digital ecosystem so advanced, it makes the internet look like a flip phone." What is Kovaze.com? It’s not just a website—it’s a lifestyle. A portal. A metaphysical experience. Kovaze.com is where your dreams meet your data, and your data meets a spa day. We’ve gamified productivity, monetized mindfulness, and sprinkled in a dash of chaos theory for flavor. Here’s what we offer: Hyper-Personalized Reality Streams™: Why settle for social media when you can have a curated alternate universe tailored to your aura? NFT Mood Rings: Because feelings should be tokenized. Quantum Subscription Model: You pay us, but in a parallel dimension, we pay you. The Market Opportunity: There are 8 billion people on Earth. 7.9 billion don’t know they need Kovaze.com yet. That’s our TAM. The Ask: I’m seeking $10 million for 0.0000001% equity, because Kovaze.com isn’t just a company—it’s a movement. A revolution. A vibe. And Sharks, if you don’t invest today, you’ll regret it in every timeline. "So… who’s ready to Kovaze their life?"

feels out of place?

never once had a comp not save or glitch out...so you bitches must be doing something stupid.

are the kind of evil you only see in movies and tv

cannot wait to never play this game again

Thank you @FabioHenrique for win 5

if tengaged ever came back in any way I would stay away and now I am spending days off racing and watching tv shows I needed to catch up on. this is SICK.

4th race win and i retire for the night.

for letting me carry you to my 3rd race win.