All Blogs by Ethan

Sit out in the snow at Fenway to say hi to Jake okane and take a picture

I don’t like buffalo chicken dip. It’s too gelatinous and one note for my sensibilities

It fills me with such whimsy and wonder

Makes my wegovy more effective cuz mama the waist is waisting lately

Geriatrics at hands up

My race partner I’m really good I promise I’ve won lots

That you’re ugly

Where the fuck were our parents

Not close down tengaged like all that shit is so wild also kinda crazy I was there the whole time and missed all of this

My man needs to get a promotion so I can be a house wife

I can divine when you’ll die daze - you will die on March 17th, 2078 by suffocating @mezcal - May 22nd, 2026 unfortunately the breast enlargement surgery during your transition will leak silicone into your heart

Bonico klique

I just broke my vape and a huge pool of resin like soaked into my couch

Open your relationship

Living my best cherry life

I think her name was Victoria she was weird and preyed on young guys and she had multiple discords and each with a different name and a weird story as to why she had them and she said she was 22 but had 3 kids and worked like 6 different professions???? I think it was either Matt or math that like outed her on tg

You have become the apex predators of Kovaze™️ don’t waste this opportunity