All Blogs by Ethan

I’m officially the richest person on kovaze

Where are all my pretty little liars at

Is gonna cause a war I just know it

Playing games again or am I just a shallow blogs whore now begging for a plus

Is important for your development

🚨ATTENTION, BOTTOMS 🚨‼️ You 🫵 have been drafted 🫡 to SLUT 😛 IT 😈 UP 😏 one last time in 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣5️⃣! It’s time ⏰ to join 🎖️your fellow 🗣️ WHOREcruits 😤 on the frontlines of the 🚨 war on jugs 🍈🍈 and 🥊 fight 👊 for your 🫵 right to PAAARTY 🕺🏻🎉. You better pucker up 💋 and report 🫡 to 💦 Gooch Camp 🏕️ at 00:00 hours ⌛️ to kiss 😚 all your homeboys 🫃👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 goodnight 😴. Bottles 🍾 WILL BE poppin’ 🥂 as balls 🪩 are droppin’ 😏 so you 🅱️etter get that thang 🫦 on the spank tank 👋🏻 🍑💥and catch a ride 🤠 to Fort Jacksoff 🍆💦😩 asap ⚠️‼️⚠️‼️ Send to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your toxic ❤️‍🩹 slituationships ✂️ to wish 🍀 them a SUCCessful 🤤 and BBLessed 🍑 Twenty-Twenty-DICKS 😛🍆. If you get only 2️⃣ back, your midnight 🕛 kiss 😘 will give you 🫵 beard 🏳️‍🌈🧔‍♂️burn 🔥 and COVID-9ween 😷🤒🤕🚫👎🙅🏻‍♀️. If you get 6️⃣ back, all of your Blew 🌬️ Year’s wishes 🧞‍♀️will cum 💦 true 🤩. Get 0️⃣ back and I 😌 will send your 🫵 full name 📇 and social security number 💯 to the 🇺🇸 US Army 🦅💥🔫😍

Ill do something it’ll be different for everyone maxora more like max WHORE-a haha yeah high what was all that with people thinking you were a pdf that was crazy marieeve it’s cold here it must be really cold in Canada right now knowuh I like sheeping you in games real pup vibes amandasings04 can you make me a cover of loser like me please lexey now and then I reread the manuscript

Just say that

@mezcal die?

Of kovaze if you can’t get with it get out of the way

Getting banned so many every day please start being normal

Talking to some of my friends about trips I’m taking and time off I have because my job gives me 30 days pto plus 20 holidays a year and then they’ll be like yeah I have 10 days to use and I save them to take off Christmas through new years like diva quit that job omg

Person ever!

Spicy oh so hot ————————— maxora marieeve samsam ————————— Mild white people style

Always looking for that booty rrrrrgh