New Faces posted
Kiss
Kiss
haven't been dicked down for a few years and it shows in the personality
Kiss
you mean to tell me that the same bitches who stormed the Secrets headquarters and burned it down could afford everything all along and just wanted cheaper designs for their own self interest?
Kiss
People like Seong will whine that they can't afford designs but haven't joined a game in a month. It's almost like the whole point is to win games so you can get designs..?
Kiss
I used to fight designers for cheaper permissions. I was the voice for the public before it became a trend. I even ran a #Kommunist campaign in the Kovaze election. I was never your enemy. They made me your enemy. Good bye Shops.
Kiss
This is my last round in shops. Secrets is officially closing its doors to the public. Enjoy your shop slop
Kiss
*Male items will continue to have a 200 K$ Male Tax https://kovaze.com/shopping/75 *Kiss Designed Items will have a 100 K$ Service Surcharge
Kiss
Fear not, Secrets has your back! #FairPrices https://kovaze.com/shopping/75
Kiss
The Secrets Auction is about to commence for 3 exclusive pieces. I will post at 1800 and very quickly decrease the price. Once it's sold, it WILL NOT BE REPOSTED The items: https://kovaze.com/designs/12658 https://kovaze.com/designs/12656 https://kovaze.com/designs/12657
Kiss
but the nipples and toes stay covered. Those are 900 Koinz each.
Kiss
and I'm going to bring you luxury and couture like never before in just 12 hours. Make sure you save your K$ it'll be an expensive week π
Kiss
but make sure you have more than 1699 K$ IM FUCKINCRAZYBITCH
Kiss
I'd like to thank all supporters of Secrets out there. The poor will continue to rage outside our windows while you shop luxury π
Kiss
Kiss
YOU GOT HER NOW. Statement from Secretsβ’οΈ: From now until April 2027, ALL designs posted under 700 will be immediately purchased by Kiss and gifted to members of the Secrets #LoyaltyProgram
Kiss
Next shops round I will buy out ALL designs posted under 700 and gift them only to supporters of #Secrets. PYN if you're a Secrets frequent buyer! #LoyaltyProgram
I absolutely will raise all of my prices again and also buy out the entire shops like the time I gifted Koko 50 times to make sure no one has designs this week. DO NOT FUCKING TEST ME OK? IM NOT MENTALLY SANE
Kiss
yes I'm selfish that's not a revelation. Everyone who joins games is playing selfishly and wants to win. The shops game is no different. I'll continue to deliver the best designs for the prices people will buy them at πππ And NO amount of negs is changing that
Kiss
demanding I willingly cut MY profits for THEIR benefit. WHY would I do that? WHAT incentive do I have? When have you given me any Koinz? Why don't you get a shop and do it? And maybe I would be forced to price cheaper if every week wasnt 6 shops posting slop making it very easy for me to price up my luxury goods π