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PACK IT UP AND GO HOME!
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Don't forget to save me in Celebrities: https://kovaze.com/celebrities_poll/17582
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and hands down one of the greatest songs of all time. I don't understand the hate this song gets. It tells an absolutely BEAUTIFUL story that I think that EVERYBODY all across the world can deeply relate to......
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Is a vote for the first upset of the season. π π§ΈπΉβ€οΈ https://kovaze.com/celebrities_poll/17582
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Im sorry to be such a contrarian, Stars can be a popularity contest, but it doesn't have to be! It is up to the public to decide what each stars is, and from my experience of playing 80 stars. I think it usually winds up being a strategy contest. I have always been grossed out by the idea of everyone mindlessly flocking to hand the win to a flavor. It's giving mega "Follow The Leader" Vibes. I don't see any beauty in an overwhelming favorite, I do however see a lot of beauty in the underdogs trying to fight and to find a way to overcome the odds. Why is it such a common theme to reward the person that can't escape the block over the person who pulled all the strings?
I randomly decided to watch Gabby's Dollhouse the Movie and I think it's fitting because I've spent the last 5 days trapped in Gabs Dollhouse.
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I might not slay the faves every time, but Ive had a blast trying to. π₯π§ΈπΉπ₯΄π₯³ I hope you guys can consider saving me and delivering the celebs 9 house it's first upset of the season! https://www.kovaze.com/blog/129856
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Based off of who I feel deserves the win out of everybody left in this present moment. 1. SirVivor - a misunderstood legend. I don't think a single person has even considered nominating him once this entire game. This is nothing new. Funnehliner deserves more respect as a gameplayer. 2. Paulette - another misunderstood legend. Although people have considered nominating him, he has been firmly in control and had his finger on the pulse the entire game. Mradamman12 deserves a lot more respect as a gameplayer. 3. Medusaluh - A misunderstood hero. Not like a clear gameplay threat, but a force to be reckoned with nonetheless. The only chance this cast has at turning Gabs to stone. 4. @PiTyParTy - π€ π§Έπ¦ 5. Gabs - although my pride won't allow me to rank you ahead of me you have played a respectable and honorable game and I am happy to have gotten to play this with you, although I must say, spamming to stay in stars on Tengaged was heavily frowned upon and I don't think you spamming to stay vs Emmett is talked about enough. 6. Glitter - Look, I'm sorry for being a crybaby, the reality is you probably belong at #2 or #3, but just based on the fact alone that you said you hadn't been playing the first half of the game, even if it wasn't completely true, made you lose a lot of brownie points in my eyes. 7. Cold a king named cold with a heart made of gold. I'm sorry for putting you so low, you have played a good game, but I feel like everybody else has shown me more. 8. Tatum - I feel like such a hater putting you at the bottom. I know you have a crazy job and didn't have much time to chat at the beginning of the game and you have improved with that drastically. There could be a argument for you being at 7 but from what I've seen I can't put you above the other 6. I had fun and I'm sorry to anyone and everyone I let down.
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If I get eliminated then there's no body to blame but myself. I had a final 3 that I genuinely loved and I blew it up to protect Glitter only for Glitter to turn around and feed me to the wolves. Glitter said he saw some things I did that were "unacceptable". and this is coming from someone that claims they weren't playing the entire first half of the game. As much as I don't want Gabs to win, Gabs deserves to win over Glitter without a shadow of a doubt in my mind. Even though in the end I flopped, in the words of our First US President Hannah Montana "Everybody makes mistakes, Everybody has those days."
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I woke up for day change but then fell right back asleep like the flopcity I am. My story with this community started all the way back in 2010 when I was only 12 years old. I struggled to figure things out for quite a while, but as I started to find my way, I found a friend group and a place to call home in "The Rebels" Fraternity, and quickly found myself infatuated with the frat seat game. I won the frat seat for the rebels multiple times, they didn't send me in, always promising they would the next time........ Eventually I got fed up with being lied to and made a deal with a newly made frat named Darkness, to help them win the frat seat and in exchange they would send me in the next time they won it. It didn't take long. Darkness was 3/3 in its first 3 frat seat game, and they actually sent me in. My very first stars, I had zero clue what I was doing, and I was faced against an 8 person OC premade led by the triumphant eventual winner Lemonface. I got blindsided for 14th, but by dumb luck I went up with Corey1 and was able to stay easily, and then I didn't go back up until 7th where I got slayed by RiDsTeR. Stars was my first love. Stars was my game. Winning stars was my ultimate goal in life and I know that's sad but it's also true. I've taken so much pride in deluding myself into thinking that I'm good at the game and that I belong amongst the ranks of the greatest stars players to ever play. Now that I've grown older and wiser, I can see that being good at being deceitful isn't anything to be proud of. Yes I am good at escaping the block. But I'm AWFUL when it comes to making the right decisions when it matters. In the words of the great historical philosopher Marshall Mathers: "I've done won a couple Grammys but I sold my soul to get em" In the words of overrated mumble rapper Kurt Cobain: "I'm worst at what I do best, and for this gift, I feel blessed" In the words of International Pop Sensation Sasha Sloan: "The Older I get, The more that I see, My parents aren't heroes, their just like me" In the words of Tobey Keith "I'm not as good as I once was, but I was good once, as I ever was" In the words of J Cole: "Pride is the Devil" I'm sorry for all the randomness, but this is me following my heart and telling my story the best way I know how. TL;DR I am a proven stars veteran that has a very long track record of success despite being slightly problematic and unpopular. Making my return to stars for the first time in many years, I was scared I was going to be a complete embarrassment and not be able to hang with this new generation of players, but even though I made mistakes, I'm proud of how I played and where it's gotten me, even if this is the end, which I really hope it's not. Please consider saving me and postponing my pity party to a later dateπ§Έβπ π₯΄π https://www.kovaze.com/celebrities_poll/17582 Best of luck Gabs
Like no....... I'm actually pissed......... You guys don't understand how pissed I am right now........ Say what you want about this community but we have some absolute icons and lethal gameplayers that were LITERALLY MADE FOR REALITY TV and deserve more recognition as legends in the Reality TV Community. It's BULLSHIT these players haven't gotten a chance to compete and showcase their skills on a bigger platform. Im sorry to set the bar so high Sin but I dream of a world where Kovazia is that bigger platform! I dream that eventually we will grow big enough to be able to host a real life game to give the legends of this community a opportunity to showcase their skills and that clips from the game will go viral on tiktok and drive a massive amount of traffic here. My DREAM real life KOVAZE: LEGENDS CAST: Dream Koolness234 Frostbite Skinny Daze Jaded NaughtyNacho Malibu Evan Medusaluh Itsamodernlife Chazz Evan Britt Sam PureEssence Lexey DOOM melanie nora Sirvivor Envious NotNicky333 and probably many more. Who am I missing? I also think there should be a page on here called Kovazia TV where the wheel spins and special announcements and possibly interviews and podcasts and recaps take place, and possible ads for shops and group games and things like that.
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With the exception of Super Celebs which should take place 4 times a year. Thanks for coming to my TED TALK.
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The only problem would be finding enough people here willing to represent a country as evil and corrupt as America.