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not a PTWM (Post The Word Me) Lazy fucks can't take the time to write your own name but expect Vans to? Losers.

CatPiss MotherFart

You need to be 25 or over and have a conflicting relationship with yourself to be here on Kovaze. If you’re like 23 and love yourself then you need to go spread Love like God intended. Thanks for the blog inspiration, Luther

that would be wild because he would be like 130 something. Even crazier because he did a lot of meth. You can't live that long and do that much meth. Also if you don't like someone call them "The Next Hitler" or "Hitler 2.0". This will not only get your point across but will hurt their feelings...if they even have any!

Even if you want to come after me. Even if you join then leave. Even if you differ in political views. Even if you watch anime. Just join!

use the term lowkey when I be highkeying dat shit fr

but I'm really fucking straight about it.

but I'm really fucking gay about it.

has sent everyone into a frenzy. js fr type shiii 67

Royaltyy medieval

and say it. I like fart and poo humour. It's only low brow because it's considered easy to get a laugh with. Problem is no one laughs at that shit anymore (Get it?). I find the word poo funny especially and EVEN MORE especially when it's said again right after itself. Same with bum. P.S. Bum chocolate is a real thing.

therefore I blog. What does a dog do? A dog dogs. Now I know "dogs" isn't a verb but you catch my "woof" if you will. The question is will you though? Regardless, pardon my verbiage. I saw a man wearing a coat on a boat. Where was he? Well that doesn't really matter. But if you must know, he only had love in his heart, therefore he was home. What is a home there for? For us to cum to. Take care of yourselves.

and having that naturally blissful feeling of purpose. With a partner by your side, creating memories and living a life full of love. Disgusting. I’d much rather play a revamped version of a website I used to play in my teens and twenties and chase that feeling of being young again. A fulfilled life is for losers. Grow unkept pubic hair on your face and shit your pants like a real adult.

unless you’re homophobic. In that case, so long as you adhere to subjective morality, it’s correct. Homophobia is running rampant and so are the gays. Balance is a beautiful thing, but not always. Kind of ironic right?

eat 6 cookies real fast and understand the meaning of life through a high octane dopamine sugar hit? Get on my level. You’re not worthless so quit acting like it you fucking losers. I don’t even know what octane means but I use it because I’m intuitive to language. Losers.

But I am gay for gay things

and men like me.