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are dating

eat that girl for lunch 🥗😜

Is so fucking funny 😭😭😭

BIG TIME and I’m about to walk in to see my nieces musical

how much i can price gouge next shop round

Wants us to vaccuum under the booth areas at the end of every night how about DIE

But not like do an mixing or anything just stand there

I don't have ideas but im not a psychopath so i feel like thats good enough

Or where you a ship contained?

And I’ll guess what your job is dumblonde: biomedical engineering

You're 35 years old Kevin!!!!

People who wanna be kids again are unwell and need to be in straight jackets until they’re better

At my bartending job, I waited on this couple and their financial advisor, and when the couple left to go to the bathroom, the FINANCIAL ADVISOR moved money from his cashapp to pay the bill

And whenever there was something I didn’t wanna do I used to be like “omg they’re calling me into work I can’t… it’s such a mess with everyone going on..” and no one ever questioned it I worked in marketing

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