Going to the gym and being called "brother", "bro", etc. Because my life revolves around the F slurs! Like this is the one place I get any of that instead of "guuuurl", "bitch", etc. She's a code switcher 💅

Who wasn't watching TV ... what did I miss? 🍊

I literally just failed 6 hunts in Outcasted... was there an update I missed?!

In a few hours for Squidward in Spongebob The Musical. Hopefully I slept enough to not fall flat on my face 🥱🫩

This was a crazy undertaking. I worked every single night and still had what I would call a normal sleep schedule for me! I ended up having to kill some of my closest friends in those final hours with one hand, while vacuuming a beer fridge with the other 😭. I always knew I was gonna either suicide to @Amanda NaughtyNacho or Jaded . Because I love them and they deserve the title so much more than I do! I really didn't think I could kill Jaded, but he had so few health left from going AFK. That was the hardest thing I have ever had to do on this site and I still feel gross about it. This was a fun and stressful game between me and my 135 new besties 😂. Royale is 100% a social game. And if I can get 2nd in a 136 person cast, YOU can win in a normal-sized one! Tagging other people I loved playing with and talking to: Sobriquet Gabs SirVivor Tide CasinoCheese Chase Muribolt FrostBite Justini PosterBoy JarHead Envious Mp231 Corey1 Dbonee ToriMarie Shrimp Mikey Aligxo Fiji Legend Akshar AngieKStan Basil Biancabae Not trying nearly as hard in this current game 😂. I had a lot of fun, but good riddance to this Royale! 🏹

When interesting stuff happens on this site 😭

A good minute there contemplating eating berries to get 69th. But I decided against it 😂

I'm getting into Royale, and it is gonna start JUST as my shift does 🫩

On my way to see the North American tour of Shucked:The Musical 🌽 (I have a few friends in it), then off to my own rehearsal immediately after, then gotta travel to the opposite side of the city to bartend til 3am... and MAYBE gym after that. We shall see 🥱

For Squidward in Spongebob The Musical on Tuesday... I will be bringing this energy to the tap number:

Unsure where to look. I see nothing under updates? But I have surmised that we are getting group games and that excites me! 🙌

My waistline is not gonna be happy... but my tummy is! 🤗

Again

When I decide to buy my tickets in the last seconds!

Which means I can drink this weekend 🙌

Do I keep joining Arenas while at the gym? It has added a full hour to my time here and I just wanna go home and sleep 😭

Like what makes that brunette bob worth 1400... To be clear, the bob is good. The bob is quality. But like 1400?

Because I have not had to play Holey once 🧘‍♂️

If I was Doom Knocked so far down on the most blog points 😭

Post cute pics of your pets! Here is some of my sweet little princess, Tammy Faye Barker 🥰