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I need a break from editing fucking shoes, so I'm going to critique the photos from the current photoshoot from #DNTM2. I love this theme. I hate the Bachelor/Bachelorette in general, but love the theme, so I can't wait to see what is in store. Here is my opinion as an alumni who gives constructive feedback and is not being an asshole (hopefully) just because. You can't learn from just being plain rude :) Prompt: Confident with 3 men competing for her attention. Needs tension, seduction, and mystery in her final choice. Besides critiquing, I'm also going to give a short recap on how your season went in this fan fiction Bachelortette season you were in. Check the photos here :) https://kovaze.com/group_thread/82 ______________________________________________________________ Maris: I like the pose. I sense the seduction. We can remove the men honestly which I think could be a concern in the judging of this since I think that should be an element for this photo. You seem to be interested in them, but you could be thinking about cheese or taking a nap. The guy in the back looks like he is about to pinch you, which if you are into that stuff, more power to you. I think this is good, but could be better with the additional elements required for the prompt. Season Recap: Your season probably starts off where you are excited looking for love, but realize all of these men are fucking disgusting and you can't eliminate them all so you the rest of the season is you just ripping them a new one and the fans love it except the FB Moms who are literarlly in cardiac arrest because you eliminated Nathan, the hunky Chrsitian Football Coach that saved a bus filled with kittens that he caused in the first placed, but Nathan could do no harm. Jane: I really love this. Your pose brings so much mystery, and the blank, but red background is perfect for a promo for the Season Finale, where it will say "Who Will Jane Choose?" Very elegant, and honestly, you look so pretty in this. This is my favorite photo of you so far BUT I have to make some notes on the choices with the men which I think the times I have looked at your photos the little details hold you back a bit (IN MY OPINION!!!!!). The men sitting around are an interesting choice, and I think it would work better if it didn't look like they were in kindergarten, sitting on the rug, holding hands, and learning how to burn a witch (the education system these days). It seems a bit silly. They may not be doing that, but perspective is a key thing and that is what I see from it. Also, the guy whose back is against us. I think he should be on the opposite side, looking up at you cause right now it looks like he is looking at your ass...which is fine but ruins the illusion. Maybe have the guys' faces on picture frames, or keep the triangle you had but with the guys in different positions? Those were just the two things that caught me off guard, but besides that, I really love this photo. Season Recap: Your season is set in Disney because ABC got Disney money so it is like prince this and princess that shit and you look so magical. Season goes well until the final 3 men decide to leave you and become a thropple...on the bright side Disney supports the gays by airing it. It was either that or say the men decide to leave the competition for "creative differences". Cristi: I know you are on a murdering spree in Royale, so please don't add me to that list even though I am not playing, but I am a bit of a fan of this photo. It is giving sitcom vibes rather than The Final Rose. I just see the three guys and you saying, "Aw, shucks, I don't know who to choose," and then you wink at the audience because we know who it is since the first episode. I do love the background because I think a romantic setting for the final is great decision and you look wonderful, but I think a bit more serious in this case would have helped. Plus, some minor details threw things off between the prompt and just the photo. For the photo, I see the guy on the right holding an invisible cup. It is giving a community theatre performer who forgot his prop so he is pretending he has a cup vibes. Plus, we are supposed to have a mystery of who gets the rose, but I think we all know who you pick. Also, the guy in the back is definitely looking at your boobs....pervert. I think the imaginary cup guy, too. You have great ideas, it is just the executions aren't hitting the bullseye, which hopefully you will get there because if you do keep up the momentum, you will have a great journey. Season Recap: Your season gets really hot and steamy and that isn't because there were technical issues with the hot tubs. The producers had to tone done the final cut of the season by a lot, but there is unrated versions of your season being sold. The man you chose was happy for about 20 mins, but then you got bored and left him for the hotel concierge named Frank. lLuckygc : This is fine, but I think this feels a bit safe. I think it meets the requirements. Rose: Check Three Men: Check Tension, Seduction, Mystery: Eh.... I like the pose and everything, but it is safe and with this many people left, I think it is fine. If it was like final 6 or something, it would not be. Not a fan of the three men being literal clones. Yes, you can say triplets, but that is just lazy. Season Recap: A typical season. Nothing too scandalous. You find the love. You break up. You end up on the spin-off. BRAT: This is a different route, and I like it. The pose is simple, but the way you are presenting yourself, holding the rose, and the cigarette help sell it. I wish the other two men were doing something else besides lighting the cigarette...that is already lit. Maybe one pouring a drink, another fanning you, spraying perfume, prepping you with a new cigarette, holding the butts from the cigarette, etc. I get the vision you are presenting, and I just think all of them should be doing something different that would make sense. I'm a details gal <3 Besides that, this is a good photo. Season Recap: You pick all three men because they are your personal playthings, and you don't care if production yelled at you for not picking one; this is your life, not theirs. Now you have three bitch boys that follow your every move. Medusaluh: In a perfect world, this would be a great shot...but not this shot. If we removed everything around you, I think we could have worked with something here. The New York setting is nice, but I think nighttime would be better. I do like the signs as a touch with the messages, but I think it should have had more of the mystery of who you would pick. The three men are giving AI Brainrot video vibes with their facial expressions, and they all look the same, which I am not a fan of. Now, if I were not thinking of that, the image looks like you are picking us instead of them, and they are upset, but still their reaction needs to be a bit more realistic. Besides all of that, I do like the pose and something about the fisheye camera snap (I think that is called), I do enjoy it, it is just the stuff around it that really throws things off. Season Recap: You realize by the end of the season that men are ickky and date women because men suck. Sprite: It is giving "Paint me like one of your Kovaze Girls" vibes. There is a lot of mystery because I don't know what is happening. Are you picking someone from the three or are the two guys next to part of a trio and the third guy just finished painting you, and the trio is like ooo and ahh??? Why are you tickling your painting's chin? Are you in love with yourself cause there are like 500 million pictures of you (okay, like 10, but that is a fucking a lot). Is this a given Bachelorette fantasy or more American Horror Story? I like this but when I think of the prompt, does it scream The Final Rose? Now I will be angry with Old Man Jenkins about the men being the same. I know it is only two, but the third one is probs the same as well. Besides that, I love the pose, and it is a piece I think I could look at more and more and find more details about it (good ones). If this was a general photo with no theme, TOP PHOTO but with a theme/prompt, I am a bit torn. Season Recap: The whole season is spent finding you. You were playing a long-ass game of hide-and-go-seek with the men, self-eliminating themselves. MissKant: First, BRAT this is what I meant with the cigarette thing. Okay back to MissKant. Your image looks like it is in the same home as Sprite's with the aesthetic and everything. For a hot second, I thought Dimitra posted an alt version of Sprite's photos. The pose is very well, and with the help of the men, it adds that additional touch (some pun intended) to it. I appreciate how each of the guys is doing something different to get your attention, but you are still giving us attention. I think leg touching or tie pulling, man is the winner. Lighter man seems bleh. The lighting is nice, and I like the aura shine that you brought as well. The only big complaint I have, which I have been telling everyone, is the men. All three are the same. I think one might have a different hair color, but still the same. You could have changed them up a bit. Season Recap: Your season started off rough. There was a GAY SCANDAL. Two of the men were doing butt stuff on the first night. Quite the scandal. Furious, you said, "If any of you are into butt stuff, you need to leave," and half the cast left, but their butt stuff was just butt stuff, while the butt stuff we caught was other things that I can't say. Then the rest of the season was just awkward and you forced the crew to not show any butt on the camera. The irony was that your season aired during Pride Month. GatoPisado: Just like with lucky, this is fine. I think you could have played a bit more with the prompt and had more fun. I do think it is cute that you are lying on top of the men. I wish I could do that, but that involves finding three men to be attracted to me and not attracted to each other...the setting is giving Meeting in the Ladies Room, and you are about to do some non-Christian Woman things there, which is perfectly fine. I do not slut/whore shame in my blogs. I am only inferring this cause of the purse on the countertop. Something about the lighting I am not a fan of. Maybe it is too bright or just not fitting with the image. Dim it a bit. Also, again, the men are very clonish. They may have some different outfits, and the middle one seems a bit different by a touch, but still clonish. Season Recap: You found love and was happy. Like it was a good season somehow cause the last four seasons were train wrecks...like there was actually a train wreck in one of the seasons. Nobody was injured but the budget. KaliMinaj: This is nice. When I first saw it, it was giving TV Drama vibes with the motel background and your pose. It is a bit hard to see the rose, and the three guys seem to be in their own realm. One is praying, which may be praying to get picked. Another is giving a pose, like trying to calm the situation. Is he trying to calm you? The other...idk what he is doing. Must be a pretty boy privilege where he could do no harm. The more I look at the pose, the more I think it is fine, but it needs to be somewhere else, like maybe on a couch or a bed. I just feel like the floor isn't the best spot for it. Besides that, nice job. Oh and 2 out of the 3 men give clonish vibes and no twins twist. We aren't on MTV. Season Recap: Due to budget cuts from Gato's season, the entire season was filmed from a motel. Best move ever. From dealing with the nasty bugs, to the stale food, and the pool that was filled with bleach instead of water. You may not have found love, but you survived that hotel. Antog: I love the pose, especially with the finger on the mouth. It is giving. Who is Antog's Bachelor? Only she can tell. I love the light above you, with the flower petals falling. Sasha Velor who??? The men all over you like me on a rotisserie chicken, YES! This is very great but I have some small things that would make this perfect FOR ME! I wish some of the petals were in front of you. Not to cover you but just a couple. Different men. Tired of this triplet clone twist. I know one has a different shave than the other, but still. WHERE ARE THE NAILS??? Instant DQ! That is like leaving your house without your head. You need the nails. Besides that, great job! Season Recap: Amazing season. Each elimination was heartbreaking. One guy left his wife to be on here. There was a surprise where the camera operator was like I love you and joined the competition. Production planted a house fire in the mansion and all the men did what they could to save your life and only TWO were in the hospital. In the end, the man you chose declined to be with you, so they gave you another season, which is currently in production. Also Traitors is calling you. akaliuchis: This is very similar to Antog's photo, but it looks like a prototype version of it from before we got the final version. I think there needs to be more lighting in the photo because there are so many dark colors, and we want to see their full potential. The back leg is kind of awkward in the pose. I do like how you turned the front leg, though. I do enjoy the smell of the rose; it is a nice touch. I am having trouble giving a full critique because I keep thinking of Antog, which makes it worse, as your photo is placed right after theirs. Also, the clone of men. Season Recap: Your season was fine, but you it took you 5 episodes to decide a winner between the finalists. People were annoyed but ABC didn't care cause they got the money. Eventually, you chose someone you eliminated in Week 1 because you said, "We had the connection, but I just needed to know." It was so confusing, but I just read the recap, so I didn't waste time watching it. manyomash: I really enjoy this! The masquerade style is elegant and provides a nice style/theme for a final rose ceremony. Yeah, you just added a mask, but hey, one little accessory can make a change. I love the outfit and the way it looks, which makes it seem like you are being lifted, and I wish your back leg were hidden to help with that illusion, because from a quick glance, you are, but we see you aren't (I wish you were lifted). You seem to be enjoying this and this is a night that you don't want to end and you wish you could pick all three (just do it). Part of me wished you gave the men different color masks to differentiate from you, like maybe red ones, but that is just a me thing, but I love them. Oh clone alert. Good job! Season Recap: The theme for the season was Summer of Secrets. Each man had a secret that, once you eliminated them, their secret was revealed. Some revealed that they were into roleplay, wrestling with piggies, and even going to sleep to old ladies yelling for their husbands to come home for dinner. You picked someone whose secret was that they were Hannah Montana, which was a shock because you were also Hannah Montana. TREND ALERT: IDENTICAL TWINS & TRIPLETS _____________________________________________________________________________________________ Rankings: 1st: Antog 2nd: Jane 3rd: Sprite 4th: BRAT 5th: ManyoMash 6th: MissKant 7th: KaliMinaj 8th: Maris 9th: Gato 10th: Lucky 11th: Akaliuchis 12th: Cristi 13th: Medusaluh

NicoRobin: 22 WALK

When entering AngieKStan's box. Dakota

For providing a variety of skin tones for your makeup <3

In Balloons

Got my third 2nd in arena. Decided to show off my milk maids, and I think they helped distract some players. Couldn't get the win, but I was just glad to be invited to the wedding. Someday my 1st Place Prince will come.

Because just like why Sin updated race, the predictability on who can win things goes away. I'm tired of Jags winning comps back-to-back-to-back. Now we have things where you have to think...even though shapes, you can just click your way through it, but that's another story.

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If you gift someone Koinz, do all bonuses (Activated and General) still apply to the recipient or they just get the basic package? Asking for a friend.

What are your thoughts on this particular one?

I want to be in the Hall of Fame for the most mentions. It is my dream.

Here is my unsolicited input because I can give it and I was in the trenches before, so I know the emotional struggle, damage, and free candy that the game brings. #DNTM2 Reminder of the Prompt: A strong intentional pose on top of a dune that embodied power, confidence, and full control of their presence. They needed to work with the movement with the wind and create a striking shape with their body. Maris: I sense the power and the confidence in this photo. I love the crown. The little details like that helps with specific parts of the task tbh (well for me personally). Something about the lighting does throw me off. Maybe a bit darker in the back to give more focus on you and that could because of the color of your outfit and the the glistening you have on your skin. How much oil did they put on you for this shoot because a pretty woman never sweats. I sense little wind like a small hand fan. I wish you had a bit more to it, kind of like the Goldilocks method. Not too much, but not too less, just right. I think the "just right" would be having the fabric on the ends be pushed off the ground a little bit instead of just touching it. Besides that, good job. Jane: I really enjoy the pose you presented in this look. I feel like with this photoshoot theme, lighting is a factor and since you are in white, I think a little bit of shade would have helped. I also wished that the draping part of the outfit wasn't being dragged on the ground cause A) shit gonna get dirty B) that cost about 700 Koinz and you know the shop economy is fucked up and C) I think it takes away the control part of the wind aspect of the prompt...or maybe that fabric is heavy as well. I think very similar to what I said to Maris. I do love the new hair and I think it does pop out with the outfit which is great too! Now I'm being picky and wished the dunes had more character too...it would give justice to your pose because I do like it. Cristi: I think this is a great shot, the way you are walking and the movement of your the outfit looks great. I wished the outfit was a bit darker to show dominance/power with the walk. Now if it wasn't for the walk, the pose would be weak so that did save you there. Now thinking about it, maybe you are given like angelic vibes, but are angels confident? They are more comforting...anyway a great improvement form last weeks Cartoon Seducing Gay Men Siren Photo. I do wish there was more dust around you to add more power to the wind. I don't know how much impact that would be, but I love a good story and those little details help with that. Justini: This is nice, but and I love the style of the outfit. You can easily tell the wind is taking place which I love and clearly it shows the wind ain't got nothing on you. One thing I have appreciated so far in your photos is the choice of outfits. I know this is a modeling competition, but these other elements do matter (to me) and if I wanted to design something, this would be something I would want. With that being said, I feel like your pose/facial expression is feels tired like you need a Royale Energy Drink. It could also be a face of "Does it look like I care vibes" but maybe more boldness/energy in the pose could match with it. That was the only thing that stood out to me in a oh...wish we could fix that way and I know you can do that because I saw the potential in that in your previous photo last week. You are hitting the board, but we just have to hit the bullseye. Lluckygc: Very striking, very nice, and the color combo between your hair and dress is very good. The position where your dress is going does give me, wow there is wind happening and I am glad that your hair is going the same way too even though I wish it was a little bit more flowy but maybe you used a shit ton of Got2B spray (Sponsor for this episode???) to keep it in place. With so many people in the competition, this gives me a safe vibes which is fine for now, but hopefully you keep on pushing harder to keep excelling with good photos. BRAT: Outfit: Yes! Hair: Yes! Background: Yes! Pose! Well...I like the outfit. There is something about the foot in the air that throws about the confidence part and I really hate saying that because I love the rest of the photo. Now I do applaud you for doing something different and I don't want my comment to push you away (cause again my comments don't mean shit cause I'm not a judge, just a person finger blasting on this site) so please keep doing that, but I just wanted to let you know. Maybe if you had one leg straight down and the other one bent up in the air would be a better choice, but after looking at it, I can see the vision of why you might did this pose, maybe it is the shoe...it is just something is off about it, maybe it is just me and I should go to my doctor and ask about it. Besides that, I do enjoy everything else and this makes me excited to see what is in store next time. Medusaluh: That is a big gaping hole I see. Metaphor for something??? Anyway I really love the pose and how the fabric flows with what you have. Now does the color of the dress/style of the rest of it fit with it? I don't know. It is giving more evil witch in a castle, not desert vibes and it makes you look out of place. Maybe keep the corset and arm flowy thingy mcbobs and change the skirt part to something else. Besides that the photo is nice, but I am distracted by that big gaping, seething, wide hole. bubba: Love how you decided to make a monochromatic look. You were like, I'm going to showcase that I love my makeover look. Plus I like how the cape part of the outfit flows. The bottom part of the dress does look a bit weird because it looks like you stepped on it from the way the fabric is stretched. Maybe changing the outfit into a skirt, or shortening the dress would have helped, but I do love the pose. It is given potential warrior princess vibes and I know you would kick my ass because A) I struggle to get out of bed in general and B) the front leg pose is one kick away from knocking me out till the next game update on this site. Sprite: I'm going to be honest with you which sounds like I have been lying to you the entire time...which is not true. I only lied once. I was worried about you with makeovers. Neon green was your thing and when I saw you didn't have it, I thought you were going to burn down the set, but I must say you did a wonderful job with this photo. The new hair is amazing. The outfit is great with the flow of the wind. It looks natural, not a wind machine brought to you by Lowes (the next Sponsor for this episode). I love how you played with the sand. You got dirty and wasn't afraid to do. I guess all of those Royales taught you something. Your face showcases that you mean business and I think I should be afraid of you. Honestly people need to watch out for you in this competition and hope that you get KNEE in the comp because you are the person to watch out for. Plus no shoelaces, so thank you. MissKant: Out of all of the photos, the pose, position, and overall look is the most unique and I say this as a compliment. It is giving a mad max position and vibe but you are in glamour. Maybe more like you were running and then you did a complete stop and this was shot we got and honestly I like it. If anyone disagrees then they are blind because my opinion is right and their opinion is wrong (jk everyone is valid). I love the wind flow of the dress and the hair is fun. Your pose is giving Discord Adams walk so take how you feel about that. Clearly you have full control in this shot because you didn't fall flat on your face which would have been embarrassing. The red is great too! Great job! GatoPisado: Your photo is giving promo picture for Drag Race which I think that is fine. If we just stamped your name above your head people would think we just leaked the first Queen for S19. The fiery background is a nice touch and I appreciate you exploring a different route with the background and applying it to your look. It makes it look like you caused this. Smokey the Bear did say "only you can prevent forest fires" but he didn't say anything about desert fires...smh. Normally I would be a fan of black shoes and would understand why you would have that color with the other color scheme you have, but I think it draws away the focus on the rest of the look. We want to see you not the shoes. I think a neutral color pump would have been better for this photo. Unless the shoe is a fancy one, stick to some neutral so we don't lose focus on you unless the challenge was about shoes. Besides that, great job! KaliMinaj: Very goddess attire and I love it. Love the T Shape pose and makes the outfit give a butterfly look. With how the lighting is in the background it really highlights you and makes the photo stand out more. We see traces of the wind through your hair and outfit where it isn't too dominate and overall I think it is really good. I think it does need something to push it to the very top but I can't put my finger on it. To me very high safe vibes and I think it is just because we are so early in the competition and there are a lot of models left. Antog: A lot is happening here. From a quick glance, I thought you were surrounded by like some lava type, but realize that it is a foil type dress. The more I look at it, I start to like it, but some people may not give it the chance. I do think your eyes should be open instead of close, but the pose is nice though. Maybe if the image was zoomed out a bit so we can see the full outfit and everything we could get the full effect because I think the concept and idea is good, just the execution felt a bit flat with some of the choices. akaliuchis: One thing I want to point is the consistency with the wind. The hair is going one way while the fabric is going the other way. Besides that I do like the outfit. It is giving model vibes, but some of the pictures I have seen give a realistic vibe, but yours gives I'm a model wearing an outfit in the dessert situation. I want the realism as if I was there seeing this happen and I took the picture, not a crew. Maybe if you were on one knee instead, that would be better, but this is still nice. manyomash: Yes! This is beautiful! The color choice of the outfit, the way the fabric moves through the wind, the pose being just right, and you face being effortless as you just said "oh me doing this perfectly? This is just my first time. I had no clue I was great at it". I saw comments last round about some photos should be zoomed in to see things, but I don't because we would lose the beauty of the pairing of you gracefully controlling the wind with that fabric because I know if I did that my ass would have fallen in the sand, eat the sand, and I would have flooded the place with my tears. You might the sleeping agent in this competition and I can't wait to see more of your looks! TREND ALERT: Sand Overall: This would be a hard theme for me to do, so good job everyone and whoever is the Mochalatte of the season, it is okay. You still did amazing and just remember to get the sand out your shoes and buttcrack <3 Rankings: I had to like to change this list like 5 times. It was hard :( (Plus change from Round 1) 1: Manyomash ( 13) 2: Sprite ( 2) 3: missKant ( 2) 4: KaliMinaj ( 8) 5: Bubba ( 3) 6: BRAT (-4) 7: Maris ( 2) 8: GatoPisado (-2) 9: Cristi ( 2) 10: Jane (0) 11: Lluckygc (-10) 12: Justini (0) 13: Medusaluh (-6) 14: akaliuchis ( 1) 15: Antog (-12) Photoshoot 1 Rankings: Siren of the Tides (I didn't do a blog but I still ranked them) 1: Iluckygc 2: BRAT 3: Antog 4: Sprite 5: MissKant 6: GatoPisado 7: Medusaluh 8: Bubba 9: Maris 10: Jane 11: Cristi 12: Justini 13: KaliMinaj 14: Manyomash 15: akaliuchis

Sin these will be great. Trust me, I have a degree in ideas • Husband Pop Up: I get lonely. • Cheesesteak: 50 Hunger -20 Stamina cause you want a nap after it. • Dimitra’s Hooker Boot: 160 Stamina and you can stomp on ugly people for -10 Health • Move It I am Gay: Does nothing but I think it will be cute • Duck: Turn into a duck and just quack. Players know your location but they cant attack you with anything because hurting animals is bad. They can feed you though. Immune to berries. Thank you. -Nico

Here is a recap of my journey with my amazing partner Melodrama who didn't kill me. Qualifiers: Sin's Basement We had to open a box. It was challenging but I survived. Sin was struggling and I was shocked. Thought she had a cheat box because it was her game, but she flopped, and she and Paulette were out. Rumor has it that Paulette was a plant, paid to be there...I wanna see the receipts. Leg 1: Svalbard, Norway: Before we started the leg, our partners were selected based on our some test we took and Melodrama was mine. Our team name was Team Slutz, which I was shocked by because I am a good Christian Woman who has not done any sexual stuff besides butt stuff, and Jesus said that was fine... Idk what Melo does and that is none of my buisness. I didn't go to school for being nosey...I should have though. Then we had to pick a powerup, and I picked the Helicopter because I heard you get champagne on those rides, and I love champagne. Idk what Melo got, but this is about me, not them. We had to visit this art gallery that had these sculptures, and we had to figure out which sculpture was the odd one out. I just broke one and said it was that one cause clearly the others were not broke and that one was broken thus making it the odd one (logic duh). After arguing with production, we got the clue and headed to the first pitstop and got in 5th place. diamonds and rain were last and rain was fine with it. They mentioned their boyfriend so I guess they got to see them. I don't have one, so I didn't care. Leg 2: Tokyo, Japan: Our next leg was there, and it was wonderful. I wanted to go clubbing and find love, but I forgot I was in a race. Our challenge was drink Sake which I was like okay...I don't remember much with that leg but Jessiejedi & Mp231 finished last and we were almost eliminated. I think my the 15 detours I did wasn't the best decision, but I didn't come to this race to make friends, I came to this race to race. Leg 3: Uzbekistan I was hungover but I had to keep racing for whatever sob story I used to get on the show. I got another power called Inspiration where I got a 10% bonus score from my partner so they got to carry me more. We had a task where to go Hiking at a National Park. I was going to quit, but I was like no you got this and Melo and I did very well and got 2nd...until we found most of the teams got food poisoining and the only reason why we didn't was because we forgot to eat at the required lunch area...oops. Leg 4: Chile This was a double elimination because Sin was ready to film another season and we had a delay because Brookie wanted to visit Brazil for idk reason and she took control of the plane. I hope it makes the edit. Sprite and Bagel decided to go site seeing and do tourist things while the rest of us actually raced and shit. One of the things we had to do was travel to the Valley of the Moon and climb the massive sand dune to find a flag. So much sand, there is still some in my ass. Melo and I thought were done for but we pushed it to the limit, slashed tires, and maybe offered some non Pg-13 things to the production team and somehow we got 1st place. Technical Sprite and Bagel got first cause they had an immunity pass but they were busy in the hotel playing fucking Mario Kart while everyone else was dying of thirst and getting sand out of their socks. We lost Joneduardo/Randybandy and Illaya/Luxray. They didn't die, they just got eliminated. I also think I got another power which was Reckless Ride. Mainly, 15% of the ride fee was reduced, which I thought meant a helicopter tour... spoiler alert: no tour. Leg 5: Namibia A country that had natural beauty so I knew I was home because hello, look at me...actually don't. We did the usual race montage, running, yelling at locals, locals looked at us like we were horrible people, almost getting by cars, fighting with partners, someone crying, bathroom breaks, random animals, the usual Amazing Race scenes. Our task was to do something and we did the task and we made final 3! I thought it was final 3...but no Race 2.0 The Remix has a final 2 and I was pissed off. I ate all of my snacks and I thought I was going to win but no...two more legs. Leg 6: Gas Station in Alabama Sin ran out of money so we went on a boat to Alabama and met at a gas station. It was discusting and I cried. It was Me/Melo, Sprite/Bagel, and Brookie/RickGrimes. The challenge was to do a hoedown and Brookie pushed me down and our journey in the race ended. I would tell you who won, but this is about me and the season got canceled after that because I think one of the finalists was arrested for smuggling eggs up their ass or something, but I had fun and I can't wait to get invited back to Enroll Whenever I want All-Stars. Thank you Melo for a fun time and now I'm bored typing this. Looking forward to trying out the new power-ups and whatever silly things can happen. Xoxo -Nico

Shrimp Keep finding those eggs. Destroy them all

One test and people are losing their shit and crying. That is the whole point of testing things. It's trail and error Karen. I swear the entitlement here is far too much. Anyway, should I get Taco Bell tonight?

• Car wouldn’t start. • No food vendors, got hangry • The horns were meh. Would love to have one that says “move I’m gay” or “Join Kovaze” • Heels didnt match my outfit • The helicopter power didnt offer a tour of the city • My partner went to the “restroom” • I lost two pairs of sunglasses • Couldn’t run players over to get advantages nor smack my ass on the hood of cars like in GTA6 10/10 experience would play again. Sin

You click a button and then you find out.

Oh lord. Gotta start hoarding the Bingo Halls and making people cry for crazy prices soon :( The good old days of 2000 Koin shops. Hopefully we get new items though at least.

Season 1 has no budget, so they don't have snacks for the viewers. Why put in big personalities if I can't eat poppin corn during the drama? Bagelita would never do this. @AmandaSings04 Update: It HAD a budget