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if i dont get my shop in 4 hours... bad things are going to befall the blogs page of kovaze.com...
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if i dont get my shop in 4 hours... bad things are going to befall the blogs page of kovaze.com...
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Team 3 - krisstory & Paul: 129 Team 7 - Matt & WowPlatinum: 128 Paul karma will have its kiss for you. trust me.
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i just tried to comment happy birthday on @Death birthday post and it didn’t comment. so then i refreshed and tried again. didn’t work so i tried again. turns out you have LOG IN to the website to comment on things. who would’ve thought!!!!! happy birthday @death <3 :)
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but i just think its really weird that people are still friends with @CocaCola12 after he was literally arrested in 2019 for the hit and run killing of Sister Josephine, a nun from Our Lady of Perpetual Suffering Church. God forgives but i dont.
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Not very original, i know, but this will give you a good idea on if you are allowed in WowTown... MarieEve - so we dont know eachother however i have seen your name for years on both Tengaged and here and i have infact heard good things about you. Welcome to WowTown (trial basis. Condo rental) Morgan - so theres this diva... youre slay. youre great. you are funny, you are positive, you are likeable! i am glad we have become friends in the last month or so :) You already live in WowTown (A very nice house in the Wow!District) CapZacSparrow - I like your username and i have seen you around for years but i do not believe we have officially met. SO hello! You are welcome here in WowTown (Tourist visa. Behave.) Riggs - One of the nicest people in this place and very authentic. Youre not produced, you talk about your interests freely and you are very very kind! You have a high social standing here in WowTown (and you own the most popular bakery) Chibi - Cool guy and fun/easy to talk to. You shouldve made it much further in Celebrities and i do apologize that i took part in your premature ejection. Youre a friend to WowTown and very welcome here @Pdubs5000 - Nice, likeable, great taste! I love your avatar! We dont know eachother super well but i got a good feeling about you immediately and you are a fun light hearted presence on the blogs page. You are a WowTown citizen! GeminiFoxx - Oh my goodness im sorry i do not think i know you! But i will say hello to you if we find ourselves in a game together! :) WowTown is open to you. Chase - Weve only talked a bit but you seem really cool and normal! I am sorry i was not a super receptive socializer in Outcasted. I made an alliance at the start and i didnt wanna make you think i was gonna be close allies and then elim you in a blindside! but if it makes you feel better, i got 10th! Youre welcome in WowTown!! Lexicon - Sweet, pretty and very personable! Id like to get to know you better because everything ive seen so far is great :) Youre a friend to WowTown!!!!!!!! Godzillafan29 - Super nice, positive vibes, silly fun avatar. Whats not to love? Youre not just kind, youre FAB(ulous)! The most fabulous citizen of WowTown! @Vans - Youve always been funny and i kinda see you as like an idgaf version of me. whether or not you agree i do not know however i think we are on a similar wavelength and you strike me as someone very knowledgeable on internet culture while also not dipping into that casual cruelty that you see sometimes from memey people online. You are WowTown citizen i feel! PenguinOwen126 - I think youre very nice. You are also quite young so we dont really connect much however that is not a bad thing. You are welcome in WowTown! @ShitFart - Youre cool!!!!! We dont know eachother super well however you are real af on the blogs page. WowTown welcomes ShitFart! KatieGinella - SO so sorry dear but i do not know you! I do like the name Katie though! You are welcome in WowTown @LexeyJanereal - Hmmm youre a hard one to pin down. I find you funny sometimes in the comment section and i do generally like you. However you have made comments that rub me the wrong way and i dont know if our personalities are very compatible. You are welcome in WowTown but you are on probation.... Tone - So cool to see you on the Kove, man! You know you are allowed in WowTown because you live here already! I got a good feeling from you immediately which is why i wanted you to be a #Contexter. Youre funny and deadpan and cool. Spartagow - Nice, positive, a good player. Dont know you super well outside of the scope of games however ive never seen you be problematic or anything of that sort. Youre a friend to WowTown!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PosterBoy - You commenting here and u already know my thoughts! You are the funniest person on this site and very few people know it because you mostly talk with friends instead of throwing statements out into the void of the blogs page (like me). #TeamWowBoy we will win a race someday. You are secretary of state in WowTown tbh.... Grrrrrrrracie - Super sweet and psoitive vibes all around. You have a great reputation for a reason. You are so welcome in WowTown!!!!!!!! Matt - Very cool and chill and normal. it is nice to have someone on the website thats laid back and easy to talk to. You are a citizen of WowTown! @ScarletKing - KING! Youre a very good player, you have a good sense of humor and youre chill to talk to. underrated! u are a citizen of WowTown and a valued one. mmdd1996 - Ok so i know your username from the tengaged days but im not sure if i remember you.... i apologize if we know eachother. i have a very very very bad memory. you are welcome in WowTown!!!!! Sin - Our mother! Super good programmer/developer. idk how tf you made all this. its incredibly impressive. youre also approachable and friendly without being overfamiliar which is what a good admin does. we all like you! and we roll out the red carpet for you here in WowTown.
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to the critical acclaim section on my profile To me, WowPlatinum comes across as a fair-weather friend, even if technically we weren't actual "friends". The audacity of her, though, to remove me from her Kovaze friends list, when I usually don't even add people on here. I put out a blog asking if anyone wanted to be added, and she volunteered. Nobody forced her, but she dropped me at the first sign of controversy. I was ruining her image. Eye-opening behaviour. I think you're one of the better people on here, but I'm sorry, you're also a little fake. "The audacity of her, though, to remove me from her Kovaze friends list" is an all-timer
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our DUOS winners Brat and Cherry u guys ATE. perfect blend of good gameplay and good at appealing to the public. top 13 and on was soooo fun even if Paul and i spent our time riddled with guilt and hating ourselves lmaoooo grats Cherry and Brat also im so glad i lost to the people who ended up winning like yesssss storyline!
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so theres this genius named WowPlatinum......
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WowPlatinum is a friend to all
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ignore this post i am just putting all my gifs here so i can bookmark this blog and come back here later when i need my avatar gifs... v
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a nuclear bomb could be dropped in central kovaze and amidst the rubble and ash the only thing left standing would be WowPlatinum looking like she got dressed in the dark and offering no information about herself
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(referring to Kovaze) Are you on the Kove? (referring to your Kovaze username) lemme get your kove, bro!
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Sin has announced that a new patch for Kovaze.com will be hitting the servers 11/09/2025! Heres what we can expect from the exciting update!: - Outcasted games now feature 18 players - All usernames now begin with Wow! - All users are now required to pay a 10$/month subscription fee to access the blogs page - Hidden immunity idols have been renamed to Gwyneth Paltrows (Name similarities to a certain American actress is purely coincidental) - The "Giovanna" hair design has been permanently deleted and banned from future use The community has been abuzz with chatter over these changes! "I think its exciting," MusicLover shared with reporters "Less impoverished people on the blogs page can only lead to positive change!" "Okay" Paul gushed to KovazeIntel "How is this going to impact my 3 hour morning skincare routine?" @Death questioned "I dont understand the question and I wont respond to it" Jaxx told reporters Friday morning
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this isnt gonna work for me...
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no offense to the lovely schmoo but im #TeamJessieCoke #TeamKendallKylie