All Blogs by SmokeyMcPothead

Eight salad bases enter the Big Bowl House with nothing to distract them from each other. Iceberg works hard to keep the mood light, while Baby Spinach settles in easily and becomes instantly visible. Romaine takes charge of shared spaces without asking, Arugula keeps her distance, and Kale reminds anyone listening that he’s been through worse. Mixed Greens drifts between conversations, Butter Lettuce stays quiet and observant, and Radicchio makes it clear he isn’t here to be liked. By the end of the first night, Big Bowl announces that nominations will happen immediately, based only on first impressions. Politeness fades as everyone realises how quickly they’re being judged. 🗳️ FIRST NOMINATIONS Baby Spinach → Kale, Radicchio Iceberg Lettuce (@amandasings04) → Radicchio, Arugula Arugula (Ethan) → Iceberg Lettuce, Radicchio Kale (Nebula) → Iceberg Lettuce, Radicchio Mixed Greens → Radicchio, Iceberg Lettuce Romaine → Radicchio, Iceberg Lettuce Butter Lettuce (MaxOra) → Kale, Radicchio Radicchio → Iceberg Lettuce, Arugula 📊 FULL VOTE TALLY Radicchio — 6 votes Iceberg Lettuce — 5 votes Kale — 2 votes Arugula — 2 votes 🚨 UP FOR EVICTION Radicchio 🆚 Iceberg Lettuce. Vote below and request in the comments to be tagged for future episodes!

Battle of the Salad Bases This new blog series will chronicle a BBUK-style game where the contestants are salad bases. Each episode, the greens will vote to nominate two players for a public vote for eviction. The users of Kovaze will decide who stays and who goes. Request in the comments to be tagged when the new episodes come out. For now, let's meet the cast: 🌱 BABY SPINACH Sweet, popular, and quietly convinced she’s better for you than everyone else. 🥬 ICEBERG LETTUCE Crisp, inoffensive, and determined to prove he’s not just filler. 🌿 ARUGULA (ROCKET) Peppery, divisive, and proud to be too much for some tastes. 🥬 KALE Tough, trend-weary, and still demanding respect. 🥗 MIXED GREENS Adaptable, friendly, and struggling to define who they really are. 🌿 ROMAINE Structured, reliable, and certain the bowl would collapse without him. 🌱 BUTTER LETTUCE Soft-spoken, emotionally sharp, and quietly running the house. 🌾 RADICCHIO Bitter, bold, and completely unbothered by public opinion.

He’s probably played stars more times than everyone else in the entire cast combined.

Let it be a weekly or bimonthly game where everyone has an opportunity to join because it's the only game mode on this website I enjoy :( Sorry but I'm not interested in playing Lucky Drop ever again

YUCK! It's giving Tengaged. You all are boring.

I think my family portrait came out really good. It's me, my cats Buttercup and Akira, and my beloved son cheesecake.

due to being a previous celebs loser just hurts so bad

Cheesecake cheated on his diet, ingesting multiple cheesecakes throughout the week.

straight, single men in their 30s who are into quirky brunettes with large breasts? Asking for a friend

only I changed my numbers due to my lack of creativity and enthusiasm for a new username

I'm partial to Boston Terriers because I had one as a kid.

My son cheesecake just surpassed 10k points on Kovaze. I am so proud of him. He worked so hard for this achievement. Were on our way to Friendlys to celebrate!

Ring ding ding ding dingeringeding

PYN and I'll tell you if I would let the vultures take you if I passed you on the side of the road dying of thirst. Knowuh nah i'd give you a drink of water Luna I would give you my water bottle Champ I would give you my water bottle AND dial 911

Otherwise known as cheesecake. If I were ever to pass you in this life again, and you were laying there, dying of thirst, I would not give you a drink of water. I'd just let the vultures take you, and do whatever they want with you, with no ill regrets.

Thanks @Amandasings04 for the gift. Who should I whack? Post your opp's name below.

She's the cutest thing ever. Her name is Buttercup. We just took a nap together and she was curled up in my arms the whole time!! Unfortunately Akira, my first cat, was furious 😪 Scroll to see her reaction (redacted my feet bc y'all are a bunch of sickos) Now my cats match my avatar!

Where I don’t actually immediately remember how old I am