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Love one another.

In 5 hours and 57 minutes. I can’t wait to take my life back!

Sin there should be a setting to receive a notification when a game you enroll in starts!!

I just had a freak out in the office. Thank god I’m the only person in today (also glad I spent $24 commuting to work to be the only person there but that’s a different story LMAO). I found out that this report I’m supposed to do daily for audit needs to have the correct time stamp on it. I had been doing them on a day or week lag because nobody told me that important detail LMFRAOOO #PDUMB5000

And live in the woods. But I kinda also like buying purses. 🤔

If I win celebs !!! I’ll throw in some honey mustard and French fries too

This game mode makes me so sick 😣😣

If I win celebs I will IMMEDIATELY change my username to PDUMB5000. Vote for me now! I’m a woman of my word. https://kovaze.com/celebrities_poll/3947

Kovaze, I am so proud to have made the finals of my first Celebs game and I would be honored to have your vote to win. I played an incredibly strong game, despite the unusual format, and never gave up when my back was against the wall. Early on in the game I developed strong relationships with @Amandasings04, @lexeyjanereal, and NotNicky333. Working with these amazing people I was able to position myself well and remain in a safe position nearly the entire game. In Celebs: Broken House, each player only had one vote per round. With 3 nominees every day, it was chaotic. At the final 13, I threw one rogue vote on PaoshleyHollis who was one of the only players I hadn’t talked to yet and that was enough to get her nominated and evicted. At the final 12, Bigdizzleyomama was pushing my name so I worked with my allies to rally votes to get him up and out the door as well. That same round, I found a hammer powerup in the chat that I used to smash the house, unleashing a never-before-seen purge round that shook up the game and allowed me to skate through the next several rounds under the radar. When it looked like I was going up at the final 5 with Lexey and Batya, I put one rogue vote on Nick to force a tie and get him up instead. He had a big collection of skulls going already, and knowing that the skulls caused a penalty in the vote, I wanted him to collect as many as possible to increase my chances of surviving vs him in a poll. I’ve played a strategic game and one of honesty and integrity. I only lied when I felt I absolutely had to for my own self-preservation (I’m so sorry Lexey) and I purposefully stayed away from drama and toxicity in the house. Thank you so much if you’ve read all of this. I’d love your vote to win! Good luck NotNicky333 and @amandasings04 https://kovaze.com/celebrities_poll/3947 She says vote for me

But the hustle is sold separately. Last chance to save me in Celebs!! https://kovaze.com/celebrities_poll/3947

Just some life advice

I will IMMEDIATELY change my username to PDUMB5000. Save me here: https://kovaze.com/celebrities_poll/3947

Back on the old site while you were an active player?

was when I survived 4 straight rounds nominated in an arena game a month and a half ago. I really thought that I was on my way to becoming a comp beast. Unfortunately, that must have been a fluke because I've never done well in a comp since.

Life is a journey of love and I'm the best Paige in the book.

I've heard that they incur a penalty but what exactly is the penalty?

I’m nominated for 4th. This is a bummer because I have been playing so hard and would be devastated to come so close to the finals only to be evicted now. The format of this game was difficult to navigate at the beginning with each player only having one vote, but I quickly adapted, built strong alliances, and had a profound impact on the game. I would also be remiss if I didn’t mention when I smashed the house and unleashed chaos and a game changing purge round. Kovaze, it would mean so much to me to have your vote to stay and make the finals. I truly appreciate each and every one of you. Good luck NotNicky333 and @LexeyjaneREAL https://kovaze.com/celebrities_poll/3947

Really is fucking broken because wdym we each have 1 vote at the final 5 and it’s a 3 person poll for 4th place AND we don’t know who survives today’s 3 person poll before day change.

My cat does. We have a dinner table with 3 chairs and whenever my husband and I sit down to eat, she jumps up and sits on the third chair 😂😂😂

but i just keep staring at the kovaze blogs page like a gd zombie GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!