All Blogs by Sparrow

Onto schizogram, and there's a girl whose claiming musk put a neurolink chip in her head because she has nice teeth and he's jealous and I'm so fucking confused 😭😂 How tf did i end up here Edit - WAIT IT GOT WORSE apparently god said we all have to be martyrs and die for her 😭😂

Baddies 😎

And the pair of anguish for your lawyer and uber driver.

My fiancee has been planning our wedding for the past few months secretly and we should be getting married next year 🫣 excited , nervous, overjoyed 😂❤️

To the vending machine 😅 https://www.kovaze.com/designs/1927 https://www.kovaze.com/designs/1928 https://www.kovaze.com/designs/1965 Lemme know if you get one 😅

Send in my audition for badderz Uk for the next badderz boiz season 🫣

Ready to sleep Then saw a mail from Amandasings04 warning me about peeps , and now the disgust has me wide awake again 😭 Im genuinley shooketh

Literally today ... and it's peeps ? Really ? BRB gotta go prepare a bleach bath

Are just meat in an animal casing , does that mean when we eat the hotdog we ourselves become the hotdog?

20 minutes 😭 bruh the facial expressions , the voice 😭 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSgg_MRArh5/?igsh=MTJyMDRqcTY3ZGRrYw==

My last game my fave arena so far ! geoo gabbes luna 🫶 Ty guys for the fun and kindness !

Mode ? Mines weakest link because I'm about as far from a social butterfly as you can get 😭😂 I get so overwhelmed trying to keep up with pms 😂

And his jaw broken has made my whole year 😭😂

... disgusting

Specifically horror/survival types ? Currently working my way through all of us are dead and I'm addicted to the format 😂

Sat here debating walking 400 miles from my city to the isle of skye for charity because my local lgbtq charity is at risk of closing 🙃 Do I say fuck it and do it ?

Not seen it in a few days Edit - Literally posted this and then my next comp was flags 🙃😂

I have elephantitus in my jaw was not on the bingo card... abscesses suck 😂

Ex stoner has security clearance for UK secrets 🫣😂 I've just realised the extent of adulting and I'm doing and now I'm mildly perturbed

To break during my CPC 😂 He asked me to spit through the little triangle at the top of the pace stick when it's opened (of note spitting revolts me 😂) so I didn't and he said " what's the matter you eat p*ssy don't you " to which i replied "no leading hand" and he just stops looks at me and goes "well that would explain that" and busts out laughing 😂 Twas a good start to this navy journey I'm on lmao P.s does this mean I'm straight passing ?!? 😂