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want the celebrities house to throw out next? who do the lovely townspeople in kovaze want to throw tomatoes at tonight?

today i made brave statements. does that make me jesus? yeah. kinda. it kinda does.

saying you will play soccer with the decapitated heads of another players real life children after you murder them over a game of celebrities is probably the craziest and truly twisted thing ive ever in my life heard. like ever. i had to confirm with two people that i heard correctly because i was fucking gobsmacked. Update: They have been removed from the game hooray

but we gotta start imprisoning people who post that big curly Giovanna hair in shops

my Celebrities teammate has never won a Kovaze game... Does that make you guys feel bad for us...? Does that earn us a few pity saves..? Anyone hear that and feel a sudden urge to support #TeamPaulPlatinum..? Anyone like an underdog...? Lets all rally behind #TeamPaulPlatinum... Lets all watch over #TeamPaulPlatinum...

why did i buy a raffle ticket for 4 celebs games just to get put in the game with 34 people and this much drama and hatred...

that female cyborg hooker in shops…. probably the only time i’ve ever seen a design and thought “how did i not make that???” jackrobra you’re insane and my favorite designer i know i’ve already raved about ur stuff but omfg u are so good

those reindeer ears are soooo Wow! but 950......... girl................ #WowDoesNotHaveThatKindOfMoney

how can i leverage being called a man by KittyCupcake123 in the celebs house into getting pity saves when i go up on the block... #ThisCouldWorkForMe

we got 2013 era transphobia in the celebs house call WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

here is my list of the various things on Kovaze that are Wow! because i am somewhat of an authority on the subject. The red circle from Shapes: Shes soooo Wow! The girl on the Designs button with the fur jacket: I just think she is so Wow! High : So i actually do not know this person but i just feel they are Wow! The second exclamation point on the blogs page "SPOILER!!" tag: I mean... shes so clearly Wow! The blue cursor: Hes literally Wow! like i do not know what else to say about him. The green witch with the big titties flame: Shes Wow! but shes kinda subtle about it Paul : He is just so Wow! The :-) on the spoiler button when youre posting a blog: Theyre nonbinary but experimenting with gender expression and they are a barista. Thats Wow! Is there anything else that is Wow! ? Please tell me if you feel you have found something Wow! DISCLAIMER: None of the characters on the game enrollment page are Wow! they are ENEMIES OF WOW! I do not like any of them. Especially those dumb twins on the Outcasted icon. That page is darksided and none of them are Wow!

i run in a fabulous circle of Kovaze users

500 koinz on this shop run....... we goin out of business yall #ItsOver

please. just give us a break. please just give us a break.

but every single Benopolis post is made 10000x funnier by that fucking full avatar and her head being lower on the photo than everyones avatars it makes me laugh every time.

The tea is that the sets changed in the last 40 seconds while on call because of the #LastMinuteScramble But guess what? Wows name never came up........ Im very well connected and i have the cast wrapped around my tactically gloved finger

i was majorly turned off of Cake Pops after i saw just how much HANDS are involved in making them… they mushing that stuff around with their hands i don’t like it. i’ve got a real problem with it. freak like PosterBoy probably loves it though what a sicko

Im in Celebrities! And it is a duo season! Lots to catch up on at 4:00am! My duo is Paul (who we all of course know recently rescued a nun and 13 dogs from a house fire) After having my first #SCANDAL just yesterday, i feel the producers of Celebrities are taking advantage of my new Controversial Celebrity status! I cant wait to bring the drama and the Wow!!!!

It’s come to my attention that my passionate post about CT The Challenge has been removed by Moderation. I apologize to the public for any distress i may have caused with my prose. Im a comic. I cross the line. I move the line and then i cross it. I went way too far. And i sincerely apologize. Those of us who have answered the call to serve Kovaze through our art must take risks and put ourselves out there creatively. I throw myself at the mercy of the people. Please forgive my lapse in judgement. I am listening and learning. Wow Platinum Philanthropist, educator, friend.