Be so fucking for real LMAO
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Arena finals holey, thought i did extremely well. NOPE LMFAO. RickGrimes: 10683 daze: 10467 Tide: 8490 Fun game!! Congrats kings <3
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Arena finals holey, thought i did extremely well. NOPE LMFAO. RickGrimes: 10683 daze: 10467 Tide: 8490 Fun game!! Congrats kings <3
I want to see who’s winning and losing the profile game. 10 @Snotgirl - 10/10. Literally the best Sprite rebranding ever. Look here for notes. 10 Bagel - Juno player. 10 Tisha - I would've ranked this lower, but I see you recently have edited up your profile game. I like the new gif of the horse, it adds character. Your profile screams "why am i in an alliance call for a royale i'm not even in?" Socially connected, environmentally conscious, and all around dangerous queen Big Tisha stan. 9 PureEssence - Gorgeous. The #iGown and your avitar very much shows you are. A gorgeous girlie in a gown. The simple gif alone is basis for praise, but your achievements being highlighted in such cute text is iconic. Honestly your blogs are kinda flop sometimes but you’re literally a perfect human being who could do no wrong. Your profile has purely the essentials and it’s wonderful. 9 Glinda - No notes. Glinda avitar, the cute little gif, and @Frostbite Honey and brookie top 3 is icon behavior. Love the tagline too :’) 9 NaughtyNacho - Ty NaughtyNacho, your profile is stunning. You are both a top ranking HoF'er and monthly ranker. People shiver in their timbers when they click on your profile in game. I think your 100 race wins should have a gif of its own of a trophy or something because thats pretty iconic. 9 Metropolis - Your profile is very charming, and had a nice peaceful element to it. It feels warm and inviting like who you are as a person <3 8 Cherry - Iconic branding. The red vibrant hair above the name “Cherry” when you click your profile. When you read your bio, it’s so funny lmao. You kinda just have to keep reading (can’t stop at shakes tits!) hahaha. You basically have a good idea who you are off your profile alone. Iconic first page of friends list (Brookie, Brat, Rain, @Smores_Poptart, Bagel). Florence and the machine song goes hard too. Losing points for blogs not popping. 8 @MissChloeKay - You have a strong brand recognition, and you are also lowk iconic. Your profile speaks for itself! Strong profile game ranking! 8 KaliMinaj - You click on your profile and see a 30.3 PPG average, and your bio says “Peak rank 39th” which is your current. You come off as a total threat right off the bat which is super cool. I LOVE the little snoopy gifs, and its cute to show race wins! Happy to see a fellow Itsamodernlife and fiji stan. Knocked off half a point for your masters blog not being pinned. You should be proud of that and show it off :) 7.5 Fire - I really like the purple aesthetic to your profile. However I think you totally could take advantage of like the purple fire thing on your profile game more. I see a strong first page of friends, and lots of potential. Love. 7 TrueBlood - I think every time I see your profile I stare at the gifs because they're all perfect. Definitely gives virgo. Surprised your profile is blue and not red though... Solid 7 :) 6 Yawnha - Your profile gif is hilarious lmfao. I love that you also have a shirt on your avi that reflects the outdoors! You should totally list some stuff about those passions there :) I have seen you on the blogs game more too! Solid 6 6 Fairytales - Your killer avi and insane PPG (28.1!) are the first things to greet me which is a great start. I like the fairy vibes of the luna song in your profile as well! The full page of race games is cute as well. Nice profile! 6 Willcecci - You have a really cute profile with the background and everything, but I think you can really grow this more. The gifs are good, and it's cute to display your rankings. I just wanted to see some more substance to your profile game. You receive a C. 5.5 ToriMarie - I like that your skin tone ALMOST matches your profile color. Also, you do have some strong friends on your front page. What really provides you a boost here, is your iconic blogging. I’d love to see some cunty gifs or perhaps a good one liner bio 5 Seong - I feel like you have a super distinctive and original avitar! Super cute :) my portugese translator didn’t communicate your bio back in english but i bet its cute LMAO. I see you all over the blogs page in comments, you should blog more! Your color choice is super cute tho! Doing great as a newly active player :) 4 Dailyicon - Cute bio and stuff but it's just not super eye catching. I think the bright red is really bold with just nothing on your profile game to compare it to :/ Lets see some top blogs, and some gifs! 4 Ethan - While sexting Widow is commendable, it does not spark joy. However, you have some iconic friends on your list such as Sexytex MarieEve @AnxieTy and KaliMinaj which provides points. Needs some spice but its cooked to temp. 3 CasinoCheese - You are receiving points only because i'm your number one friend. Your profile game is lacking Colby. I expect results on my desk at the end of your kovaze shift. 2 Yandertron21 - Your profile is underwhelming and there’s nothing. No bio, weak friendslist, blogs page not popping. Try harder 1 Bagel - Juno player.
It's getting to the point where we have 150 active users a day. I'm pretty sure we can handle a second game... Sin
52 Players disappear from Kovaze. Their main accounts are banned, but their presence lingers. They have to be alive still! Each player in the game will have their main account banned and held in a “Celebrities” type house, where they will remain banned until the event ends. They will be given a new account with an alias named after a card in a standard deck. Such as “4ofClubs” “QofSpades” etc. The rules would be as follows: •Each person is anonymously contacted, and given the details to their event account. •Each player would be entered into a modified royale, with increased weapon/item spawn rates. •A feast would take place during the middle of the game, where a danger area is blocked off for an hour and reopened. All of the players could fight for the loot. Thoughts / Ideas?? Comment if you’d like to be tagged! :)
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An alice in borderlands type game. Imagine the trust and betrayal in an hour long game with a cast of 24?
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Say something nice to someone
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The fact royale is a raffle based entry
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ALSO RACE
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I will try and make each original!
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There’s no mods so who should we start hating?
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Where my peepl at?! @@@@
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#KeepThatShitOffKovaze Kemi
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get in
With 10 Royale games under my belt, and having lost 10 games of royale worth of sleep... I have some thoughts! ♦ WHAT MAKES ROYALE EXCITING? ♦ A few things make the game really enjoyable. Specifically, the stakes of the game making everything so serious. Because you only have one chance in a 50 player game, it's like a crazy fun pressure cooker. There are ways to make it far if you aren't great at competitions. People take things extremely personally, so you find yourself hesitant to make game moves. Communication is a huge deal, so you end up making some best friends and huge enemies. ♥ WHAT MAKES ROYALE A GOOD GAME? ♥ There are a bunch of different items, which makes gameplay very adaptive. Depending on what item you're trying to use, affects the strategy for killing someone. Example, bombs basically run the game at 10hp per hit. Stocking up on kunai's means you can go in and really take someone out. The competitions still being random also gives everyone a chance to still win in a luck competition. The items are well explained, so that's helpful too. ♣ WHAT IS WRONG WITH ROYALE? ♣ Well, to be fair. Quite a bit. The first thing that needs to be addressed, is that players who are INACTIVE need to be punished. I don't mean players not participating actively, but those at 12 hours. I understand the zones can change etc., but players can still stay camo'd into the new zones. There needs to be a change directed at this. People may think "Oh, well it's only fair to give everyone an equal shot!" But the inactive players run the game. Due to the fact that these players are not clicking popups, they have no items. So there is not much of a reason to try and arrow them out from 100 health when they aren't attackable. The inactive players end up getting placements between 10 and 20, which is honestly just unhealthy. Second issue, is that stamina needs to be looked at. Every player has 100 stamina, and loses 20 per move. In the 5x5 grid of 25 spaces, you are only able to move 5 spaces every couple hours. Unless you are going down to 80 and regenerating back up to 100 at maximum efficiency, it just feels bad. Third, running away in fights doesn't really make sense in this game. There is no reason players should be able to camouflage while being actively in combat. ♠ TIDE, HOW WOULD YOU FIX THIS? ♠ Alright, hold on with me. Here's every time i've thought, "Wow, I wish _______ was different." •Dynamic hunger scaling. Players should become "famished" if they don't eat within 24 hours. This would double the food decay rate, so that they start taking damage. Most players will eat a piece of food within 24 hours, because your food will be around 35.00/100.00 by that point. So yeah. No more 2 days inactive in the mid game. •We need more energy options in the game. Energy drink is 100 stamina (to cap), Rope is -50 stamina. Potential fixes would be to have an item that increases energy regeneration for a certain amount of time. A zone that changes to provide (or lose) stamina regeneration. Such as the danger zones providing 1.5x stamina. •More items need to be implemented. There is 1 common, 3 uncommon, 2 rare, 1 epic, and 4 epic tier items. Lets start adding in some of those 1 and 3 star items into the game. Energy bar, 20 energy. Bandages, 10 health. Apples, 5 food. Shield, protect the next incoming projectile. •When fighting someone, they shouldn't have the option to run away by camouflaging. Part of the risk of using an item, or moving, is that you have to stay active for those 15 minutes. If you are attacked during that time, your timer should reset. That gives you 5 minutes you can still be attacked after. •On this point, when someone runs, sometimes you get 10 health, sometimes you get 0 health. I know it has to do something with camouflaging and running vs just running but its weird. •It would be helpful if there was a page link you could click at the top that brings you to a page with all the players when you're in game. It could be a simple redirect like how the draft in celebrities is linked. •DO NOT CLICK buttons need to be addressed. Yes, the auto clickers were terrible. But I really don't think this is a healthy way around this. Especially when if a player is positioned first (on the furthest left) to a location, their attack button is right above the popups. I have big fingers, this is just really a negative QOL feature for the game overall. •A second bloodbath or feast would be a serious game changer. If a random feast took place 24 hours into the game, where a zone was locked and stocked with items, and then all the popups were there out in the open and unlocked at a specific time... OH BOY. The game would move faster, and so much more drama would happen lol. Other than that, it's pretty fun! Tagging people who have made my royale experience, and would have good ideas as well to improve the game! itsamodernlife Sin Rogue Airi SexyTex Basil CasinoCheese Zee_ Aligxo Medusaluh Bigdizzleyomama High Chase Sprite Illya @Frostbite Mackey Axel hwest14 @austin MeSooGei NaughtyNacho Rain Fire BigBryy99 Axel Diamonds Aries
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I got a vagina!