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Wow? Wow…? Wow- Wow. WOW!!!!

how do you make this game not a snooze fest… i’ve never been able to get past the 10 hour mark in a playthrough and i’ve TRIED.

is Wow Platinum a masculine name?!?! why does every single person think i am a dude when they meet me! i have gotten so many “Hey king” “Kingggg what’s up” messages i feel like i have grown a (very large and impressive) penis. #GenderWowCorrectly #WowIsGirl and don’t u dare tell me to put on a wig my shiny white bald head is beautiful

buy permission to this design and post it for 600 so i can gift it to Paul https://www.kovaze.com/designs/429 let’s make Paul’s day! he has so little!

Make sure to rub Wows bald head for goodluck in your games today #GiveWowARub the powers of the pale egg head shall not be underestimated… i offer my magical bald head to all of you as a gift of prosperity.

1) Cocacola12 2) ChloeKayCT 3) Honey 4) MotherFart 5) Gabco Do me proud, you 5!

Wow wishes the wonderful people of the world a lovely night and invites all to rub her bald head for good luck and sweet dreams #WowIsKind #BaldIsWow #GiveWowARub #Bald

BRAND NEW stuff (not recycled tengaged items or AI gowns) available to purchase permissions for! https://kovaze.com/designs?filter=designer&period=all&designer=WowPlatinum Shop owners, give people what they want :)

Rub my bald head for good luck. Consider Wow a beacon in the darkness. Wow and her shiny white head will guide you when you most need her. #WowIsBald #WowIsKind #BaldIsWow

#WowIsKind

Just started my 8th rewatch of Game of Thrones. It’s been almost a year since my last watch!!! Returning to this show always feels like returning home after a long trip. Or seeing family for the first time in a long time. My favorite episodes: 1) The Bells 2) The Queens Justice 3) The Winds of Winter 4) Winter is Coming 5) The Long Night Sue me idgaf, i’m a season 8 defender. It’s kind of a mess and the second half of the finale is really awful, but the rest is incredible. I love the whole show. And 5 is the worst season, not 7 or 8. I am Team Cersei till the day i die. Most important fictional character to me ever. Best fictional character of all time. I can defend every single action of hers (although book Cersei is harder to defend). I love this show!!?

Which Wow! are YOU today? #Wow

Right guys? #ProtectWow #WowIsKind #WeLoveWow

Im the #5 top blogger on the site! how cool is that!

Once in a lifetime opportunity! Hear what Wow! has to say about you! Wow!!! Jaxx - Jaxx! Youre cool!! We were on Tengaged awhile back where im pretty sure we became friends through a Stars..? I could be wrong but for some reason thats what im remembering. Youve got one of the best male avatars on the site and u are very easy and laid back to talk to! Wow!!!! ^_^ PenguinOwen126 - I admire your passion. You are a competitive player and i find you quite endearing. I was actually a little mad (and i never get mad over these games so Wow!!!) in our last Frenzy because i felt very strangely singled out by your nomination choices and that you didnt reply to my PM, but i dont carry grudges. Lets work together sometime! Godzillafan29 - Gojiraaaaaa ^-^ I dont know if you were on Tengaged but you are very quickly becoming a favorite of mine to see on the blogs page. Youre a positive and lighthearted force on Kovaze and thats powerful! My advice to you; lean into the Godzilla brand! Use Godzilla gifs in comments! Maybe see about getting a Godzilla pet for your avatar! Be the guy who everyone thinks of when they see a kaiju. Brand consistency goes a long way in a social game, and when you eventually choose to do Celebrities you will majorly benefit from being the "Oh thats the Godzilla dude! :D" guy! Wow!!!! Honey - Flashing back to when I was 12, you were one of the big big names of Tengaged and I (very unwisely) looked up to a lot of the players that were in Stars and getting top blogs etc. Over the years plenty have disappointed, but not you! Youre kind and lighthearted. Very easy to talk to. Now i speak with you and I cant believe years ago i thought of the older tengagers (Who were younger then than i am now in most cases) were untouchable and intimidating. Im glad to know you now. Wow! ^_^ PosterBoy - Despite the jokes, you are my favorite person on here. Honestly. After Tengaged shut down i never talked with anyone from there except for The Contexters. And i thought that chat would die after a few months and yet... it lives! We went a year and a half with kinda very little in common still texting everyday which is kinda unbelievable. Youre a good friend, and someone who i see very much on my same wavelength. I also see a layer of earnesty (earnestness?) within you. Its not all just jokes and irony, youre real! #AmazingContextRace #PosterWow !!! SirVivor - I wanna know who you are!!!! You made a ShayyBayy CRACK post so youre definitely someone I knew (or knew of) years ago. My guesses are BengalBoy, FunnehLiner, KrisStory, CHeapCHeep or that guy whos name was something like AxKxBatman or something obnoxious like that. But putting aside any of the old lore we may or may not have, you are one of my favs here :D Youre kinda a goated player??? And i find you to be a very consistent strong presence here in this websites early days! I have a very good feeling you will be a Celebrities winner in the next year. You are loyal and logical, and playing games with you is never exhausting. MedusaLuh - One of my first friends on here! Maybe THE first if im not counting people I was talking to while i signed up lol? To me, MedusaLuh is one of those fashion divas on the blogs page. Iconic, stylish and clever. But i also know you to be a loyal ally, and a reliable friend!! Im glad to know you and i think youll be one to watch for for awhile ;) Riggs - We dont know eachother too well but i have a major appreciation for my fellow artists AND i think youre very much like me because the very first thing i did on Kovaze was looking into how I can make my OC my avatar. You have the Wow!! stamp of approval. nevra - Last week you were at the top of my blog listing people I wanted on this site because you are FUNNY as fuck. We bounce off eachother well and I think you are one of the more likeable people on TG/Here. You were probably the highlight of Tengaged for me in those last 2 years or so. Which is kinda dramatic but its true! People like you, Maxi, Tempo, Ohhayy made the blogs page a fun escape from reality instead of a source of anxiety like it had been for me for awhile. And i think you have a very genuine and vulnerable side to you that i find makes you very approachable. Wow!!! ANTI - We havent really talked one-on-one but in our recent Frenzy i enjoyed talking with you in the public chat. I can already tell you will be a clever and quick witted presence in games. Wow! ^_^ Xtra - If we have spoken before then i am about to seem like a complete ass but i dont believe weve talked! If were in a game together soon ill make sure to say hi :) #WOW Grrrrrrrracie - We didnt know eachother on TG but i knew OF you and you are a DIVA. Confident, silly and so loveable. Drop it low like this! Runaways - Sometimes I get embarrassed remembering that you have actual memories of me being a cringey mess on the Zwooper blogs page but also maybe being a crazy person all those years ago is just part of the Wow! brand. Flashing forward to now, your entry into this blog has a lot of overlap with Mr Poster. Weve talked consistently for years which is just wild and you are FUNNY. You are also lowkey a very good game player and you fly under the radar very well. I love my contexters, and im pretty sure you are the reason I was added? So happy i know you nowadays and im excited for more laughs in the future!!! #AmazingContextRace #RunaWows ! Wow!!! ^_^ RavRavRav - We just met but youre so kind!!! What you said about my art made my day and meant so much! Im glad to have met you and we should ally next frenzy!! WoW!!!! SadieBonito - DIVA. i feel bad cuz i didnt recognize u at first and thought u were Peace123 but now its like... how could i forget miss kath?!! You were my Stars pal and kept me sane while all those boys flip flopped and were insufferable. i am always happy to have more girl friends on a site like this and its so cool to see u again! :) WOW! AJFUKDURDAD - I dont know! I think you are very authentic and i appreciate that. But i also am mad at u for nomming me for 10th!!!! in Frenzy right after our little heart to heart moment. I think youre a nice person and i will be over that tough frenzy loss by later today but i will be holding a grudge for maybe 3-4 more hours!!!! MessyJ - Frenzy legend. One of the most reliable and loyal allies ive met on here. U stick to ur word and youre really no nonsense. i also quite appreciate that when we have an alliance, we protect eachother but youre not imposing your agenda on me. You are happy to play your game and let me play mine, side by side! Youre very cool! ^-^ wow! AngieKStan - Another contexter! U are fucking hilarious and probably the most liked of all of us in the context chat and for good reason. You are funny, but youre also #real and youre not just surface level. My opinion of u has a lot of overlap with mine for Runaways and Posterboy so id say refer back to those as well lol. We are on the same wavelength! we see eachother! Times_Places - That friend thats too woke, but i was the exact same at ur age so no worries. u remind me a lot of myself years ago on Tengaged. I think youre a very nice well meaning person who (in my opinion, i mean truly no offense) is too young to be on here. That said, youre a fun and nice presence. WOW! Cherry - Diva diva diva. A consistently positive force and endlessly likeable. You are proof of "not everyones gonna like you" cuz youve got some haters out there despite being nothing but lovely. Ur a cool person. :) paoshleyhollis - We dont know eachother super well but youre a great ally in Frenzy and a good time to talk to!! :) WOW! @RandyBrandy - I am so sorry i dont know who you are. Sorry to Randy. Paul - Fucking hilarious and loveable and endearing. Ur kinda everything. I feel like within Kovaze we are April and Andy from Parks and Rec. Youre my fav Frenzy ally and im soooo happy to know u. #WowPaulnum

but the design upload limit is the only thing on this entire site that i think is truly a bad design choice. even worse than holey.

PosterBoy has donated to a number of important causes and has donated several kidneys to children in need. lets all say thank you to PosterBoy. PosterBoy is generous and giving.

I just won an Arenas by not playing a single challenge until final three... https://kovaze.com/arena/1028 #WowUndeservedinum #WowFloaterinum #WowBadAtChallengesinum #WowYouSuck