All Blogs by Zona

don't mention where you live because the Midwest is awful and nobody wants to think about it

I won't gift back cuz I'm an unemployed, uneducated leach on society

from the raffle. Bow down to my wealthy ass

I can't be honest with my therapist or he'll title 36 me (involuntary hold for evaluation, probably with an out of network specialist who will charge $600 to ask 5 questions)

Have over 100 games? Like do you even hike or do ANYTHING outside

O'REILLY

That some people have war in their countries.

And I'm extremely hot tempered. (Actually technically I live in Glendale but like a half mile from the border with the city of Phoenix)

it has probably 5x more citric acid than it needs to, I love the idea of a chili lime seasoning but Tajin is wayyyyyyyy too acidic

I said so. This is the art of persuasion

For 20,000 coins?

As in "whoa, I never meant to brag But I got him where I want him now"

I am the most robbed person of all time. Everybody, please recognize my victimhood and cry in sympathy.

FINGERS IN PEOPLE'S FACES DAMMIT! IT'S INAPPROPRIATE

react to the opening of kovaze.com by selling rugpull Tengaged shitcoins

In landscape mode on your phone, it's actually really good

At Texas Roadhouse that you're there for someone's birthday. Pure evil