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and now my belly hurts :/

qualifications: - age 33 MINIMUM (pref 41 ) - daily: message me good morning, gift me 17 times, make an appreciation blog, leave me alone - functional baby gravy - bonus points if good at / enjoys video games - must wear a male avatar AT ALL TIMES qualified applicants please apply!

by simply choosing the best part of their blog and reposting it in the comments. it shows your support while also saving braincells in crafting a response. #LazyGirlHack my favs of the nights: - Maybe I like chocolate cock? - dont be mad cos im younger and have more personality than you darling! but i get it- you’re probably chubby lol

back in like 2010 on tengaged i told everyone i was "going camping so i wouldnt be online for the weekend" and then a few hours later made an account called like "andreababy" and proceeded to catfish AS MYSELF and created so much drama with people "calling me out". then the next day the real me "came back from my camping trip" and got an instant top blog with a "proof sign" that said brookie_cookie. so then naturally i had to use MS Paint and color over the sign and use Times New Roman font to type "andreababy" on the sign and make a blog from the multi "proving it was really me". rage baited the plebs SO HARD! now that i think about it, i should probably talk to a therapist. EDIT: actually this blog is a lie because a few years later i made another multi named "cheyenne" who was my "cousin" and used a small youtube singer to almost catchfish my way to winning tengaged idol!

to bingo time hehehehe #ToiletBingo

i snort laughed at this interaction idk why but this was just so funny

about how we all share such a special bond. like this kind of drama just does not happen IRL. and if you tried to explain this to someone who hasnt lived it, they would look at you like youre schizophrenic

ive been over here cracked out over boutiques going away like refreshing them non-stop to get my fix before they LEAVE FOREVER omg 😫 i think ive spent over 7000 koinz just today BUYING DESIGNS I MAY NEVER HAVE THE CHANCE TO AGAIN!!!!!!!

i love seeing who buys it / how they wear it but i was busy for an hour and now its off the pageeeeeeeee OMG!

i had a chipotle bowl with the al pastor chicken, SO GOODDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 *ATE* 9" until i was WELLLLLL into my 20s..... until one day i was scrolling on social media and saw THIS specific image LMAO.... i always thought people were saying "because 7, 8, 9" like they were a GANG or something ???? i cant even explain to you the clarity that came over me when i first saw this image LMAOOOOO

because i had to listen to TheWoman rant and rave about how amazing the taco bell "grilled cheese burrito" was for nearly 2 years..... then when it finally came back & i tried it, it was fucking AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

or did someone on tengaged, who was a grown man, posted their literal spread eagle hole for everyone to see in skype chats?

chicken & dumplings for dinner, so good! but now i'm paying the price of having to play BINGO from the toilet :/

5 new background with foregrounds! Of course the backgrounds can be worn alone, but some look best with the foreground. Blue Cloud Castle Purple Cloud Castle Rainbow Field Field of Daisies Tulip Greenhouse Posting soon in Cookie Couture! 💕 If these are illegal, just cuff me now and take me in!

im glad we all have each other to talk and vent to because truly this stuff COULD NOT be told to anyone "normal" that never experienced it LMAO!!!!! video killed the radio star old people got killed by inb4's car

Introducing my newest project! This year, I am trying to focus on doing things that I enjoy and make ME happy, and not necessarily trying to appease others. I have had this idea for awhile after chatting with someone who mentioned all the avatars look like, but wasn't sure how people would like them. I understand they may not be everyones cup of tea, and thats okay because... I have enjoyed making them! Each makeup look will only EVER be posted 2-3 times, to keep them unique. To help with blending to your skin tone, you may need to adjust your skin "lightness" between 5 or -5 on the skin tab when customizing your avatar. https://kovaze.com/shopping/581 Come let me do your makeup! 💕 EDIT: New design rules apparently? Well luckily these are masks of REAL people! "However I do not want to remove this idea completely as masks ARE a valid accessory. With that being said, if they VISIBLY look like masks and are noticeably representative of a character or person, they will be allowed to be posted as normal." These are MASKS of REAL people, see the album below to see the MASK of the PERSON it was created from :) https://imgur.com/a/YUCmqM3 EDIT 2: Unfortunately, new makeup looks for Cookie Cosmetics are currently on pause. So, I will probably remove the "2-3" of each rule since now it will not be possible to create anymore. Kovazians, please be sure to reach out to elected officials, mods, and admins to express your thoughts of their high concerns on MAKEUP when there are much bigger issues around! It is insane to think lips/eyes cannot be posted together.... but 1 single design of clothes, shoes, socks, 500 accessories, earrings, necklace, bracelets and other little details are. If we are following categories like "eyes" and "mouth" then we should also follow categories like "clothes" "shoes" and "accessories". Thanks for your public support! <3

i love her so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ty to my girlfriend Cherry for helping me bring her 2 life 💕

if you were going to make a post-breakup blog about someone, it was also mandatory to upload a vlog making out with your new boo and burning the (3XL) panties of your previous lesbian lover! #tinabeena #melissasinclair