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pee a lil when they sneeze or is that a woman thing?

cus i dont see no x2 like it said for hysteria that one time!

single handedly keeping kovaze alive see you all for the next round in 2d 22h 54m !!

marieeve's new cute outfits! i think this is proof that bullying works. you all bullied her AI designs so hard she pivoted to serve FASHION! just like if that bitch Lauren didnt bully me in 6th grade for always wearing my hair in a low lesbian pony tail, i never would have learned how to use a hair straightener and transformed into the beautiful woman i am today <3

i love you my beautiful aligxo thank you for bringing so much joy to my life in the 7 minutes i have known you. pls message me anytime there is something in shops you want because you deserve the world my perfect pretty princess 💕

with my friend about breaking up with her boyfriend, and after an HOUR she says "hes also an active meth user" BABE???? WHY DIDNT YOU START WITH THAT??? COULD HAVE SAVED US AN HOUR OF CONVERSATION, NO!!!!

Since Sin and Kovaze have requested all reports be made through the "Report Feature" here is a quick tutorial on how you can do that! I will use this completely inappropriate comment as an example: Simply click the little flag to start the report, and click okay to confirm the report! No need to respond, retaliate, or escalate the drama. The report will be reviewed and actions will be taken against the user. Thank you all for helping keep Kovaze a safe, fun, and healthy environment! - Mod_Cookie (just kidding pls dont report me)

good luck to everyone except IceBeast

which is totally unlike me because usually im a greedy, selfish, little piggy

is the 777 koin Sweetheart Pony hair in Mp231's as if Pizza didnt post 28 literal copies for 300 koinz a week ago LMAO

who has had a rough day after losing her bestie Mod_Clarke please post what you want from her store with the hashtag #KemiToes https://www.kovaze.com/shopping/148

that ive already accepted the fact my lab assignment for my online class is not going to get done in the next 2 hours cus im too invested in the online drama? so ill just take the -5 deduction for being late 💀

"at one point u rlly were just reporting people like you were winning hoh from it" - @707 about DOOM I think we have all learned something new tonight........

at the thought of who an "external mod" could be. like if its someone truly RANDOM that has never had ANY interaction with reality tv websites / ORGS..... like they are in for a WILDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ride! What would you even do if you got a report from a user being harassed because their exgirlfriend and her new boyfriend made a vlog burning your 5XL panties and making out? #TinaBeena #MelissaSinclair

if i told someone to "go reaper ult" because in Overwatch when reaper ults he yells "DIE DIE DIE" i think i may have just found a loop hole!

BECAUSE IM A PSYCOPATH AND HATE MYSELF

not only did i win top 4 in the raffle i took my full sunday scrub down shower and got to enjoy my favorite activity, power washing my ass hole with the shower head on the jet stream 🥰

the trick is: 1) complain about being negative in raffle winnings (still am) 2) buy 300 koinz worth of tickets 3) log out for the entire day guaranteed winner brookie cookie tested and approved

with a guy who had "C9" in his name and the entire time just talked about how he works for riot and kept saying the Malphite on the other team was boosted so he will be issuing a 7 day ban after the game.......

but back in MY DAY it wasnt common to have a cellphone with the "free" internet on it......... when i played my first stars on TG in 2009 i had to lock in noms at 6am before i left for school because i wouldnt be home by 3pm for the daychange!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! unless you gave your allies in games your legit phone number to text, you just werent talking at all that day because skype mobile just wasnt a thing!