All Blogs by fatty

i’ve pondered for quite a while and i actually think Race having ELO would be incredible the pure joy and elation i’d experience getting paired with an absolute tryhard and getting 2.5k in Holey… shit would hit like crack

make it so difficult to get a top blog on tengaged now i come on here and post some shit like “Empty Title im up smacking my balls like a punching bag” and it’s immediately like 24 votes, 357 points

the genuine collective shock any time people on this website discover i have a girlfriend who i have been with for almost 5 years i’m bi i just sound incredibly gay because i’ve spent more than half of my life around the gayest people on earth (people who dress up their little virtual barbie to play hunger games)

they just caught Melodrama spending his government aid on Koinz let’s celebrate his impending incarceration by JOINING RACE‼️‼️‼️

someone on this website told me to use Google Gemini but that shit sucks ass

people have changed so much. like this man is a father of two

can anyone vouch for this man's whereabouts on january 6, 2021

this is NOT at all based on my real life lived experience with Kovaze users jadennator1 and Mittens in Outcasted game 9626 would y’all rather: - have someone loudly lie to you the entire game even while voting you out - or have someone completely ignore your DMs all game only to send you a very transparent jury pandering message on the way out

imagine that in rupaul's voice when he was the host of the lingo reboot and all the commercials were him saying "let's play lingo"

while i do think it’s extremely fat and jobless of CarltonRS to (allegedly) use an autoclicker, i also kind of think doing it in a test game *helps* make the game better when it’s rolled out in the future ban him though lowkey

each week you can pay 100 koinz to join a secret raffle where the user selected is allowed to cheat for the entire week like i can’t imagine the thrill of winning the raffle and toggling that cheat engine on

obviously i do agree with the top blogs about how this community/the Tengaged community aren’t the most inviting to newer people but i also just kind of think… if you’ve said nasty evil shit about people during your tenure in this community you kind of have to have slightly thicker skin when someone says something to you like. im not saying you have to smile and chortle if someone says your mom is ugly but if someone calls me fat as fuck i can’t be mad because i KNOW ive said worse i dont even think this is a coherent blog but i think the sentiment im trying to convey is that you gotta be able to take it if you’re gonna dish it

the amount of games i’ve played in two weeks mind your fucking business every time i find a new app game i like it becomes my comfort game to play while watching tv/in Zoom meetings i hate and regrettably Kovaze competitions are occupying that spot for me

not making fun of TailsLover’s presumably undiagnosed autism if there’s anyone who should probably be allowed to comment on it it’s a man who is really good at spreadsheets. if you did word association for me you’d probably say puzzle piece

but i’m not so sure about the not autistic part

to Marwane my fuckass Discord did not give me a KoVerify notification if it's any solace we would've been eliminated regardless because i hate Shapes but please mail me the design u want in shops and i will gift u.

fart under the sheets and dutch oven yourself to see how it smells to be clear i personally don’t but would just like to gauge the pulse of the room

the more i use this site the more i understand why Randomize was a deadbeat dad to Tengaged Sin could make a detailed game for every single reality television show that has ever aired and y’all would write dissertations about how the site sucks because your avatar can’t have a realistic looking labia. just big and greedy and ungrateful as fuck