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formerly shrimpfriedrice, is really quite unwell mentally tonight do not need sympathy and my opps are well within their rights to cheer in the comments section i just needed to express it somewhere

but i kept creating new tiers to personally attack people i dislike so i’m not posting for the sake of my honor points

it’s like ok yeah let me just do debate club with a british man i’ve never spoken to at 10am

keep the shrimp

i think the more users we get on this website, the less cliquey the Royale casts become and it allows everyone to befriend new people so this one really was fun for me? huge shoutout to my incredibly robbed final 2 sprite who is probably one of my favorite people on this website? and also to fiji and manon for being my favorite alliance even though Manon ended up being rotted and evil discovered style is randomly one of the most pleasant people on this website and also reconnected with paulette who i enjoyed a lot as well. tagging others i also enjoyed playing with honey torimarie @sisterini shark rainolds jaded hwest14 graf mochalatte even though we never saw each other

manon

lmk

the Benop PYN would likely result in me killing myself so i will humbly sit this one out

post a full avatar design, MOD_Raven is achieving Ken Jennings Jeopardy-buzzer speeds to click the ban button but if you personally attack people on the blogs page we're doing a televised trial if i was a new user i'd probably log out and delete this from my Internet history

from an Instagram story ad and you're suddenly watching basement-dwelling Grindr trolls cosplay as housewives on the blogs page

to a swarm of angry British gnats in my mentions and Discord DMs mad as hell about the true things i said lewis we agreed right before DC like 24 hours ago that it wasn't personal. i'm not using you as an "emotional punching bag" i'm simply telling the exact same true story i've BEEN telling. i think if you STILL believe i was trying to get you eliminated a couple days ago when i made that group chat, you genuinely cannot be helped. if you choose to continue believing that i wasn't with you in that game that's ur prerogative callum respectfully i really do not give a fuck about you in any way shape or form. i posted a blog that was intended to be a joke about the fact that you sent everyone in your Discord contact list "Hey save me in celebs please love" which is pretty blatant spamming. your rebuttal can't be "i sent it to 8 of my friends are you sad you don't have any" when one of the friends in question is a player still in the game, and it can't be "well i didnt send them the link" as if it's rocket science to find the Celebs pollbox. any time i whack someone on this website their rebuttal is just "well ur fat fatty" and that's not clever because i know i'm fat and i enjoy having a beer more than i enjoy being skinny. if you're gonna try to troll at least come up with something clever like i'd rather you try to make me cry myself to sleep than recycle some uninspired read let's be better tomorrow please.

i guess i’m just wondering if spamming for saves is frowned upon in the same way it was on tengaged? like if callum was messaging his entire discord contact list “Hey save me in celebs please love” is that something that would be okay? if so i really regret not doing it

bad honestly and will almost definitely be a one and done for me there is a genuine and severe lack of intelligence from so many of the people who use this website. i will not carry a grudge with me but the fact that i heard Lewis and Kali were getting targeted and made a chat of people i trusted 30 minutes before dc to try to pull off a move - and then Lewis used that as a reason to target me 24 hours later - it’s just such an unfathomable level of density. maybe i had bad information but to tell someone the same explanation 75 times and they still don’t believe you is kind of like… ok. they’re clearly not providing textbooks in the pinkpantheress meet and greet line ultimately what i’ve learned from this experience is that i’m just gonna start sheeping the fam. any time i even had a THOUGHT about trying to pull off a move against them, some fat mouth loser was doing ESP and leaking it within 4 seconds. the blog after every major site event is “the fam only had 6 people in the game how did the 34 of you let us win 🤡” and it’s because half of the users on this site cannot get the fuck out of their own way. even though they probably never had my best interest in mind i genuinely enjoyed getting to actually speak to envious airi and jtee. the first two are users who pissed me off when i was new and i had a one-sided beef with jtee over royale so it felt cathartic to realize these are actually (somewhat) normal individuals

but lover only having a 5 is so funny to me like girl get up

but for the next 24 hours minimum i truly think experienced users should make a point to try to give the new people tips/save them in safety chain/gold star arena formats when we can. two of the five main fast game formats on here are infinitely less fun when you’re not good at challenges and don’t have a way to practice besides enrolling in a game - and if i was a complete newbie and my first experience on the site was: join -> get targeted by parvatishallowlover72 who has 10k points and 86 gifts -> get last place and have to wait for another game to enroll, i wouldn’t stick around idk i know this is lame to post but i do kind of care about ~community~ and the more we can show new players that this site isn’t a high school reunion for fat gay people, the less incestuous this site becomes

i’m so fucking honored omg :)

and you see something you want in shops comment it and i will gift people until i no longer have the koinz to do so

as if the most pressing issue on this site is an obvious joke vending machine token giveaway when i have nothing indicating i’m a mod or have the ability to do that