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but jaded crashing out over race on kovaze… it might be time to go get some fresh air dear

i know it sounds like i'm being shady @ people who stay up all night for Royale. and in a sense i am. BUT! i actually kind of admire and respect that level of commitment. nothing is wrong with putting your whole pussy into something you're trying to win, it's just not a level of commitment i personally have, because i am a huge quitter and coward

there was a more speedy version of Royale, like maybe you enroll at a certain time the game ends by the end of that day but idk how you'd put that into effect? i just think if the standard was "be a loser with no life for an entire day" and not "spend every waking moment staring at the screen and by every waking moment we mean 24 hours a day bc if you sleep you get killed" it would be a more level playing field. i can hyperfixate on something for an entire day but ultimately i am not gonna lose sleep to stalk for kunais

to get in The Fam

and i will tell you which user i associate you with and why and to be clear these wont be particularly groundbreaking reasons. they’re just like “oh this person is in a game with me so this person is probably here too” but also could be bffs/enemies/etc - also don’t be mad at me if i don’t say anyone that just means ur one of a kind :) @mezcal - DOOM because you are two of the only people whose blogs/comments genuinely make me laugh out loud sometimes runaways - the fake answer is they’ve all been banned for problematic behavior but the real answer is space and i can’t explain why. like in my head you are two peas in a pod adam - i honestly don’t have one for you? i was gonna say sobriquet because we’ve all been in a mutual discord server forever but in my mind ur just adam and there’s no other lewis - callum because both of your usernames are just british ass names @chibi - like it's realistically bagel because you're both mods and kemi gets removed from that category just bc they are. different lexey - the obvious answer is doom but i already said him for someone else so i'm gonna say pdubs5000 for some reason? i think its bc i associate you with doom, and mezcal with pdubs so i lump you two together in my head

from having an opinion on this Dakota/Lover drama but what i WILL say is @Werewolf getting called a furry and catching a random stray in one of the screenshots in that blog is really killing me

and have to do deep investigative journalism to figure out if yall are actually mad or joking and it’s exhausting

send me a mail and i am happy to squash the beef with you 8 RAPID likes on a comment calling me hateful rly has me thinking. i’m not going to stop being hateful but i also don’t want to have that many opps so whatever beef we have can always be ended

to just be better as human beings. if you spend every single waking moment of your pathetic life logged onto this website there is no reason you should be tap tap tapping away at your keyboard to post hateful ass blogs about things on the site providing feedback is one thing but acting like someone who puts in a shit ton of time to creating a FREE TO PLAY website for you owes you something is another. it feels like many of you were never disciplined or scolded by your parents for the severe lack of manners or decorum you have and you need to be whacked bad

Sin tries to implement something to combat the chronically online losers joining with 10 person premades, the chronically online losers joining with 10 person premades complain incessantly if y’all want to exist in the same boring incestuous community for the next decade that’s on y’all. me personally, i think communities like this are more fun when new players have a chance and aren’t immediately crushed by giant decade-long friendships bc ultimately without new blood a community like this will simply die

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i’m buying a design from brookie every cycle

lose sleep to win Royale or quite frankly any game on this website - and i recognize that is entirely on me, but it does create a kind of cringe and toxic environment when you have people who are already devastatingly mentally ill running on zero sleep because they were waiting to get a Monster Energy in online hunger games also for future Royale players if the numbers have dwindled and you see someone offline in a zone, perhaps consider sparing them and using them the next day to kill someone who is a bigger threat to you - like maybe another one of the people who is spending 24 hours a day stalking for pop-ups. just a thought! i can't REALLY be that bitter though i knew what i signed up for and i knew i was never going to out-loser some of these people (with love)

calling people in Royale unemployed just to wake up today and get laid off this might be karma idk

i was killed in Royale by the user with the most incel-looking avatar on the website it feels bad.

i’m gonna try really hard to finish it this time but i feel immersed in the kovaze community now and ready to say things

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