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How to win sweatshop royale, no healthpacks, low spawn rate version! (Note: considering it's the same 30 people every royale, this may have varying results.) 1. Find people you like who are also powerhouses 2. Make an alliance with them (Frostbite sobriquet Tide Akshar High Goomybear spartagow) and have your people add the rest (Evan Britt) 3. Get convinced to kill off one of your alliance members (Tide) and substitute them for an even better one (Chase) 4. Dominate the game until you're the final 9 (sorry Chase D:) 5. Have great luck (or if you're a 0 time winner, horrid luck - i.e. Evan, Britt, Goomybear) 6. Get top 2 with no kills! (aka sobriquet and Frostbite) And you're done! You made payouts, got a single digit placement, and made a bunch of loyal allies for life while also pissing off a slight minority! Don't forget to fight people for health if you get jumped, because you sure as hell aren't getting it any other way.

with one of my closest friends on here. ily KaliMinaj Congratulations to itsamodernlife and KaliMinaj, you have won The Race! 0 minutes ago

let's fill another race.

THE ONES WHO SPEND EVERY DIME The Homeless of Kovaze: Less than 500 koinz Poverty: 500-1k koinz Lower Class: 1k - 1.5k koinz Working Class (people who play games for koinz): 1.5k - 2.5k koinz THE SHRINKING MIDDLE CLASS Lower Middle Class: 2.5k - 5k koinz Middle Class: 5k - 10k koinz Upper Middle Class: 10k - 20k koinz THE SHOP OWNERS/DESIGNERS THE GAMEBOTS Upper Class: 20k - 30k koinz The Wealthy: 30k - 50k koinz Silicon Valley Wealthy: 50k - 100k koinz THE GREEDY Kovaze Moneymakers: 100k - 200k koinz Elon Musk: 200k koinz Estimates made off of the median amt of koinz being 2k and the mean being 5.6k. Where do you lie?

Yeehaw in Catan after he stole from me 34509823598325 times. Glitter Melodrama my witnesses

Instead of driving the bids up, how about we collectively CALM DOWN and work together to bring the bid down? I think that's a GREAT IDEA!

Good evening, Kovazia, and welcome to the ending ceremony of the second Kovaze Race tournament! Each team had their highs and lows, but it's time to reveal who came out on top. As a reminder, every team will be receiving a prize, so pat yourselves on the back! In 10th place... THE DREAM TEAM (Captained by KaliMinaj) - 43 POINTS In 9th place... DINO'S ANGELS (Captained by dino) - 48 POINTS In 8th place... PINK VELVET (Captained by Ralts023) - 60 POINTS In 7th place... TEAM ATE (Captained by Glaceon) - 61 POINTS In 6th place... ANGEL WINGS (Captained by JTee) - 72 POINTS In 5th place... NAUGHTY NACHOS (Captained by NaughtyNacho) - 75 POINTS In 4th place... THE BLUEPRINT (Captained by Connor) - 77 POINTS Now... to the TOP 3 TEAMS! 🥉THIRD PLACE🥉- 2000 KOINZ CLOUD 11 (Captained by Lover) - 81 POINTS 🥈SECOND PLACE🥈- 3000 KOINZ TEAM (H)EVAN (Captained by Evan) - 91 POINTS MEANING... 🥇FIRST PLACE🥇- 5000 KOINZ WINNING FLAME LETTERMAN JACKETS CONGRATULATIONS TO THE KOVAZE INFLUENCERS FOR WINNING THE SECOND EVER KOVAZE RACE TOURNAMENT WITH 94 POINTS! AngieKStan muribolt RobbieRIOT BIGBRYY99 sobriquet Justini Jane Dimitra Fiji bubba NicoRobin So much hard work, blood, sweat, and tears were put into this tournament with everyone involved. You all should be proud of what you brought. We hope you enjoyed the second Race Tournament; that will be all for this weekend. Thank you for tuning in and making this such a successful event!

Hello, Kovazia, and good evening. We are 1 game (and a rerace) away from the end of the second Kovaze Race tournament, and it is TIGHT. Here's a quick debrief on the standings. - RACE FOR THE GOLD MEDAL - KOVAZE INFLUENCERS VS TEAM (H)EVAN 1st - Team 9 (Kovaze Influencers) - 84 points 2nd - Team 7 (Team (H)evan) - 83 points These two teams have been on top since Night 1, and they haven't let their feet off the gas yet. With only 1 race left to truly shake up the standings, both teams know they have to beat the other to take the win. Captain AngieKStan of the Kovaze Influencers has brought nothing but good vibes and support, consistently praising her team and coordinating transport constantly to help them out. "Being selected for the Race Tournament as a captain was a true honor," Angie states. "I think most people that have raced with me know that while I’m not an a scorer, I know my way around transport and am a consistent partner. I went into the draft picking players that have been kind to me and make me happy! I think our team dynamic and energy was always positive which helped us out a lot. We knew not every race would be a win, but we tried to make it as far as we could everytime. I loved all the members of my team before this tournament and now have even more respect and admiration for them. Team 9 you rock. Going into this final race with my best friend who i joined this website with feels like a victory lap, regardless of the outcome. We proved a lot of you wrong." Captain Evan of Team (H)Evan took a different approach that has been extremely successful so far. Crunching numbers, setting strict goals, and making sure his team is always set up for success has been his route, and it's led to a well-oiled team that is both goal oriented and extremely supportive. "I love my team," Evan states. "They've been active, open to coaching, and have the common sense that I think is the reason why we're in a position to end at the top of the leaderboard." - LEADERBOARD STANDINGS 3rd - Team 3 (Cloud 11) - 75 points Captained by Lover, Cloud 11 has remained fairly consistent in games, placing in the top 5 in almost all of their race games and netting a solid amount of points with each race. Although their chances of winning the entire thing are slim, there's still a chance for them to take the gold, if not medal overall. 4th - Team 5 (Angel Wings) - 70 points Also known as JTee's Angels, this team has had a rough go around this tournament. At first, they were scoring poorly, with one of their teams causing a giant mishap due to one of the members not showing up. However, they turned things around Day 2 and won THREE races, boosting their standings in the race heavily. Now? It's up to their final representatives to try to get them a bronze medal. But their comeback this race is not to be understated. 5th - Team 6 (Naughty Nachos) - 69 points Captained by NaughtyNacho, this team has also remained consistent in their games. Captain Tylor has done a great job in giving courage, hope, and strength to his team, from the most experienced veterans to the rookiest of rookies. He hopes to land his team a medal today, but if not, he's happy with the journey the team has taken. 6th - Team 2 (The Blueprint) - 65 points Captained by Connor, the Blueprint held the blueprint to the race tournament gold by the end of Day 1; unfortunately, a series of middling placements in the subsequent races knocked the crown off their heads. With a recent 2nd place boosting their scores, it's about salvaging what they can and moving forward for a high finish. 7th - Team 8 (Team Ate) - 59 points Captained by Glaceon, this team was slated to win (or at least place high) after Game 5. Then, their captain vanished. Without him to fill the leadership position, team member Mittens quickly stepped up as a co-captain to fill the void (and the scheduling conflicts). Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to salvage the team, and they've been cascading down ever since. Will this last race give them any type of saving grace? 8th - Team 1 (Pink Velvet) - 53 points Captained by Ralts023, this team has seen both the pretty pinks and the clashing velvets this race tournament. From a soaring win to crushing defeats, Pink Velvet has seen every placement and the sun. Their track record reflects their journey in this race, constantly bouncing from high highs to low lows. But through it all, Captain Ralts has kept a level head and properly led his team through it all. Let's see if they finish with the red carpet at their feet, or with their dedication lost. 9th - Team 4 (Dino's Angels) - 43 points Captained by dino, Dino's Angels have had one of the bumpiest rides out of every team in this tournament. They were underestimated from the start, but shocked the world by pulling off a win at the first game to their captain and Cristi. From there, it's been a series of low placements, back to back to back. What will it be for Dino's Angels on game 11? A soaring victory, or crushing defeat? 10th - Team 10 (The Dream Team) - 37 points This team has been anything but the dream team. After two poor starts, team 10 was hoping to have a turnaround in Game 3. However, a poor judgement call (by yours truly) led to the bradi fiasco, which hit them the hardest -- it caused them to miss out on a ticket and get 8th. This completely demotivated many of the members of Team 10, and their team captain Dream, alongside Jaded, decided to withdraw from the race. KaliMinaj chose to step up as the new team captain, and while Team 10 is running on fumes at this point, they're still here, still fighting, still kicking. A win may not be in the horizon for them, but they have one more chance to prove why they could've been The Dream Team. Well, there you are - the standings for Race Tournament #2. Tune into the final race game at 7 PM KVT to see which teams come out on top, and which team will take the gold medal for the tournament!

Congratulations to JTEE and SIRVIVOR for winning Game #7 for Race Tournament #2! They represent Team 5, captained by JTee. (pic) 1st: Team 5 (JTee & Sirvivor) - 12 pts 2nd: Team 7 (guib & hausofkimchi) - 10 pts 3rd: Team 3 (Jack & Melodrama) - 8 pts 4th: Team 6 (NaughtyNacho & Rain) - 7 pts 5th: Team 4 (AntonB & Cristi) - 6 pts 6th: Team 8 (MissChandler & Mittens) - 5 pts 7th: Team 10 (Womanizer & Yeehaw) - 4 pts 8th: Team 2 (Adam & Chris) - 3 pts 9th: Team 1 (Akshar & MrsChloeKayCecci) - 2 pts 10th: Team 9 (bubba & NicoRobin) - 1 pt

Congratulations to BIGBRYY99 and ROBBIERIOT for winning Game #6 for Race Tournament #2! They represent Team 9, captained by AngieKStan. (pic) 🏁GAME SIX RESULTS🏁 1st: Team 9 (BIGBRYY99 & RobbieRIOT) - 12 pts 2nd: Team 8 (Jake & Nakime) - 10 pts 3rd: Team 10 (honey & TATUM) - 8 pts 4th: Team 3 (BRAT & Jack) - 7 pts 5th: Team 6 (dailyicon & Ivan) - 6 pts 6th: Team 2 (Akshay & willcecci) - 5 pts 7th: Team 1 (Akshar & KnowUh) - 4 pts 8th: Team 7 (Druhhbby & IceBeast) - 3 pts 9th: Team 5 (Jdaddy & PureEssence) - 2 pts 10th: Team 4 (Sapphire & VenusVafa) - 1 pt

@DAKOTAMAGIC FOR PUREESSENCE WITH NAUGHTYNACHO. JTee game changer.

Captains are drafting NOW! Listen in here: https://discord.com/channels/1398129392856858835/1497413593585549422 Ralts023 Connor Lover dino JTee NaughtyNacho Evan Glaceon AngieKStan Dream

I'm out here - Acing my exams with 100%s (and one 96% but whatever) - Paying off debt and learning how to be financially stable - MINGLING WITH PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE LIKE WOAH. I want to: - Continue a project I abandoned so long ago - Set myself up to tutor in the summer - Get over the cycle of shame and regret that held me back in the first place. (Work in progress) How are we doing today.

to walking on the right path is to leave things holding you back behind. I'm going to take that first step by spending less time on here; this just isn't what I need right now, even if it's what I want. I'll be back soon... but hopefully not too soon.

giving flags a bit now...

Are rigging especially hard today

is like a shot in the heart.

Kovaze games are SO back.

just happened in race #15186

Is on the lb for all the new comps.