All Blogs by koolness234

I was at a Pickleball tournament, and I was like let me check Grindr and see if there are any hot pickleball players around. There was not, there never is, most pickleball players are ugly, minus me, because I'm not ugly. Trust me. However, I WAS SHOCKED WHEN I SAW MY BEST FRIENDS HUSBAND..........................ON GRINDR, I WAS SO FUCKING SHELL SHOCKED, and I was watching his MATCH and the GRINDR profile was LIKE 0 FEET AWAY FROM ME, AND MATCHED HIS NAME, I WAS LIKE OMG, so I screenshotted, and then I had to go play my match, and like I did not feel like it was appropriate to be like ruin their marriage at a Pickleball Tournament, like they were there with their kids. However, like of course I am going to tell her, like your husband is a you know what, you know, and is cheating on you, and girl he is kinda ugly, so like you can't put up with this. Like if you are going to cheat you need to be hot at least, how you going to be ugly AND UNFAITHFUL. HOWEVER, it turns out she KNEW all along, because he is BISEXUAL, and sometimes has sex with guys, and she is fine with that, and they have a happy marriage, and I can't judge I'm single writing a blog on Kovaze. They slay though lowkey, me and her got cheesecake and mimosas the other day. IDK why I felt like sharing this story, and if you read, big hugs stay safe

With a low battery today, and OMG I was so flabbergasted and honestly shellshocked when I clicked into the competition, and low and behold the shapes were fucking ZOOMING around that screen. I was like what the actual fuck, I'm about to score like 3. Then I tried to like unplug the laptop, but by then it was too fucking late and it was just so hard, and I had to buckle down and play the game. Can't pussy out that's not what Kovaze is about, and then I scored like 130. and my race partner was like let's BIKE......

Have ghetto rooms. sin poured their heart and soul into designing this site and yalls rooms are still sitting at the base blue color. Do better I know you got the Koinz yall be in games 24/7

Why should I donate to your campaign? You are asking for my Koinz, tell me about your policies. What are you going to do to better the Kovaze public?

Without showing any loyalty of their own. Funny how that works.

Are you going to let your day on Kovaze affect your mental health? I know I am.

To get like dead last in a low elo game. Omg I won't be able to mentally handle that.

Voted me our PRE-MERGE IN Outcasted only to get permed banned days later. How are you cheating, and can't win Outlaster challenges when I am on your tribe. Like if you are going to cheat at least be good at cheating.

I have no willpower or desire to lie to you, I'm just going to tell you straight up I'm gunning for you, or evicting you. In my wild youth, I could plot, scheme, lie, cheat, and steal, throw my body on the line for a win. But that was in my past, I'm half retired, I'm doing it for the love of the game.

Believe it.

It's because God has bigger things in store for me. Matthew 6:19-21 "Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal: But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal: For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also."

I might as well just hit up the shop games want 500 KOINZ for a worn sweaty Jumpsuit, I think not.

If the Next Competition is Deal or No Deal, you should be contractually obligated to drag him the biggest comp threat left. Make sure they have a date with Howie

We don't see color, but we do see Velvet.

Is a scam designed by people good at comps to avoid having to play a social game. I am onto you Golden Beaver enjoyers.

Just passed a massive and extremely tough career designation. I can feel that mandatory raise hitting my bank account and 401k shortly.

And add our Birthdays on each other's Kovaze Calendar *Kisses*

Getting 5th in an Arena, is a win for me. Comp queen? Maybe?

I just sit there. DRAGGED INTO ELIMINATION INTO THE DUEL DRAGGED INTO ANOTHER ELIMINATION NOMINATED, NOMINATED, EVICTED, NO POV, NOMINATED EVICTED. I'm just trying to buy some cute designs, so I don't look so busted.