thank you to everyone that helped me get there through working with me in games and all the fun times<3 i remember about two months ago i thought i’d never be able to win anything on this website as the amount of 3rd and 2nds were getting exhausting, so i never expected i’d get to this point! i think almost everyone knows how ROUGHH my start here was when i just joined the website, so to any newbies reading.. everything is possible:)

ribs kyfy idolize

the first kovaze user to have a hate account. i’m proud of this achievment and can’t thank the jealousy enough. lets show some love to ribshatesmelanie

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all i did was ask if she could not use the veto during my hoh and we could run the game together.. and then 3 rounds later i used veto on hwest who i’ve known wayy longer instead of ribs, who had already threatened that they’d do bad things if i betrayed them. to me, it wasn’t a betrayal. i chose a closer ally over someone i had just met. and now i have to deal with these mean things being said, the way i look getting insulted and the constant mentions. shrugs.

never the bride. either way… so proud of my sister ohemgee 🫶🏼🫶🏼

but one thing we’re not going to do is come for the way people look. jane you’re beautiful.

after being called a cheater, a robot and a nerd.. i figured i would write a lil tutorial on how i play flags and how you can easily break 4k the next time you play<3 do you have to know all the flags precicely? definitely not! i wouldn’t be able to identify most of the flags by name- but what does help is colours. colours are your biggest friend while playing flags, as it’s important to associate a colour with the country name. i play on mobile by the way! i find this the easiest! the way i think works best is, i don’t look at the flags. i just read the name and click like a chicken without a head based on whatever colour i see in the bottom of my eye. i read brazil and i see green? click!!! so what you want to do is to respond to colours as quickly as you can, there’s no need to take a look at all the flags. scanning them all takes a lot of time, just click the right colour:) and if you get it wrong? thats okay!! because the speed you’ll have with this strategy will cover up for most mistakes and then you can break 4k:) now, for example, honduras is light blue so you can easily click light blue when you see it from the bottom of your eye. some flags are harder, such as palestine, jordan, united emirates etc. because they look similar. either way, just click. click based on the colour. as i said before, fucking up is more than okay as long as you correct yourself. i have a video of my most recent flags play here: https://streamable.com/7qz6yt as you can see here, i made soooo many mistakes! yet i was able to break 4k because of this strategy. for the british people where imgur is banned, i made a gif that is attached below. i hope the accuraccy timewise is okay, i’m not rlly good at tech things haha but i hope its at least good enough to show! hopefully this was helpful and i get to see even more people break 4k in flags soon🩷🩷

stands in solidarity with the newbies. plus, this dress is kinda cute either way. edit; i had to barbiefy myself a little at least

do we like it?

so i have never cooked in my life.. until today. i know its bad, i’m a spoiled brat. a leech on society.. i just put things in the airfryer, put it on a wrap and call it a day. but today was the day i wanted to cook.. so i made pasta. i was confident, but soon i was met with disappointment. the water overcooked!!!!! so my kitchen was flooded. i quickly screamed and cleaned, letting my pasta cook. i then got another pan for the sauce. yummy pesto!! and i mixed it with shredded cheese. it was all going well, until i dropped a spoon in my pan of pasta. while trying to get it out using a second spoon, i knocked over my sauce. i lost my shit. but i stayed positive and started over with the sauce. however i got impatient, so i put it too high… the cheese didnt like it. i was done, over it so i grabbed the pan with the pasta and let the water out. this went great! i put the penne in a bowl with the pesto sauce and burnt cheese. i take a bite.. and the pasta is fucking UNDERCOOKED!!!!! so im eating undercooked pasta with burned cheese. i am never cooking again.

am i the only one that thinks matchthree is a khia comp? like everyone forgets about it and when it shows up.. ain’t nobody is excited to play it. like not once have i heard someone say “i like matchthree!” like its such a boring, forgettable comp. i like guitar even more.. like at least guitar makes me feel things. it makes me feel anger and rage and dislike.. but matchthree? matchthree just leaves me dry.. having to play matchthree is like having sex (enjoying the game) and you’re so into it but then the guy cums n doesnt make you cum and youre just left there laying, dry as a dessert from that clownery. matchthree is the worst.

is rlly good for my irl shopping addiction cause instead of spending my real money like it grows on trees i can just spend my koinz like a maniac.. altho i do still recklessly spend irl too but let me just pretend i don’t and like koinz are a solution to my deep rooted financial spending issues.

this is like a wet dream.

faced a betrayal so big, i never thought i’d face. it’s time for me to log the fuck off again lmao, bye!

come get yours<3 https://kovaze.com/blog/83686