All Blogs by pdubs5000

straight, single men in their 30s who are into quirky brunettes with large breasts? Asking for a friend

only I changed my numbers due to my lack of creativity and enthusiasm for a new username

I'm partial to Boston Terriers because I had one as a kid.

My son cheesecake just surpassed 10k points on Kovaze. I am so proud of him. He worked so hard for this achievement. Were on our way to Friendlys to celebrate!

Ring ding ding ding dingeringeding

PYN and I'll tell you if I would let the vultures take you if I passed you on the side of the road dying of thirst. Knowuh nah i'd give you a drink of water Luna I would give you my water bottle Champ I would give you my water bottle AND dial 911

Otherwise known as cheesecake. If I were ever to pass you in this life again, and you were laying there, dying of thirst, I would not give you a drink of water. I'd just let the vultures take you, and do whatever they want with you, with no ill regrets.

Thanks @Amandasings04 for the gift. Who should I whack? Post your opp's name below.

She's the cutest thing ever. Her name is Buttercup. We just took a nap together and she was curled up in my arms the whole time!! Unfortunately Akira, my first cat, was furious 😪 Scroll to see her reaction (redacted my feet bc y'all are a bunch of sickos) Now my cats match my avatar!

Where I don’t actually immediately remember how old I am

Love it with my anime girl background

Long time no see

I'm so excited. Her name is Buttercup. We are bringing her home next week! She is the prettiest girl! I hope my current cat Akira loves her new sister.

I adore my son cheesecake. He's a 33x race winner and has the 4th highest Arena placement average on the site. I'm so proud of everything he has accomplished. He's one of the best people here. I'm honored to be his mother

Me or cheesecake?

I’m so nervous :( the dentist makes me so anxious