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The event is to save WowPlatinum in Celebrities there isnt a prize but there is a prize for me (i get to stay) goodluck everybody!!!!

i understand not expecting a pussy palace but a dojo? u always thought it was a dojo? i dont believe you, lily allen. i dont believe you thought it was a dojo. still album of the year

of someone clicking through 10 pages of my stupid blogs and finding no mushrooms

and thats good enough for me #YallHaveFunTho

are they in the comment section of blogs? blog titles?

am i #controversial

Me and my duo Paul made it to the halfway point without going up, but we couldnt clutch it out this time! Wow! In this game weve been playing hard. Ive made some great moves that got us this far, and ive made some mistakes that got me put up on the block this morning. Im really proud of my work in this game and I would love to be able to keep this train movin' and get #TeamPaulPlatinum to that finale. This game of Celebrities has had two consistent and clear sides and only one team has managed to not take a side; us. So its quite fitting the people come together to realize how sneaky weve been at the halfway point. Poetic even! This strategy of playing in the middle has made this game incredibly difficult. With this nomination i hope for a second chance in the game and to be able to keep these players on their toes for another half! Im up against a super cool diva and whoever stays I have faith will rock it! Goodluck Cherry https://kovaze.com/celebrities_poll/2977 #TeamPaulPlatinum #Wow! Thanks so much :)

In new Kovaze update, the site will be turning Chinese! "were making it Chinese" Sin told reporters. Local Kovaze users had a lot to say! "I dont know why its gonna be Chinese" @Cocacola12 told WowNews. "I dont care" shared xCharliex. "I mean its fine. But why is it gonna be Chinese?" Tempo tweeted. "I like that its going to be Chinese" JessieKowalski gushed to reporters. "What does that even mean?" questioned Bronte.

I am the #1 average placement haver in Outcasted, and i have not won an Outcasted!

lowkey sad and fat as a house OMG i have to get killed

PosterBoy will reportedly “Go full Nazi Mode” by Christmas this year. “I’m gonna go full Nazi Mode by Christmas” (Source: PosterBoy)

want the celebrities house to throw out next? who do the lovely townspeople in kovaze want to throw tomatoes at tonight?

today i made brave statements. does that make me jesus? yeah. kinda. it kinda does.

saying you will play soccer with the decapitated heads of another players real life children after you murder them over a game of celebrities is probably the craziest and truly twisted thing ive ever in my life heard. like ever. i had to confirm with two people that i heard correctly because i was fucking gobsmacked. Update: They have been removed from the game hooray

but we gotta start imprisoning people who post that big curly Giovanna hair in shops

my Celebrities teammate has never won a Kovaze game... Does that make you guys feel bad for us...? Does that earn us a few pity saves..? Anyone hear that and feel a sudden urge to support #TeamPaulPlatinum..? Anyone like an underdog...? Lets all rally behind #TeamPaulPlatinum... Lets all watch over #TeamPaulPlatinum...

why did i buy a raffle ticket for 4 celebs games just to get put in the game with 34 people and this much drama and hatred...

that female cyborg hooker in shops…. probably the only time i’ve ever seen a design and thought “how did i not make that???” jackrobra you’re insane and my favorite designer i know i’ve already raved about ur stuff but omfg u are so good

those reindeer ears are soooo Wow! but 950......... girl................ #WowDoesNotHaveThatKindOfMoney