"i'm a chi omega!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she TRICKED me. SO NOWWWW anytime someone's being a trickster we call them a chi omega

lunk and champ

for the sloppy lazy fat bitch that doesnt wanna work hard but wants to go to a final your big ass is going to DIE in the final

me perming mughees while being the only person on his friends list

thinking you need padded walls and jesus angiekstan, all you really needed was natalie nunn

OHHHHH MY GOD YES that's SO much better

i just saw manila girl.

this man at work tonight screamed at me because he felt like i handed his pizza to him too aggressively. he literally screamed as loud as he could WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOURE DOING HANDING ME MY PIZZA AND WALKING AWAY LIKE THAT? and i was like ??? did you need a receipt ??? and he screamed NO I NEED YOU TO STOP BEING A FUCKING DICK and called the store to yell at my manager and say i threw the pizza at him and i literally can’t stop laughing like i unintentionally rage baited the fuck out of that man

i have NEVER had to find my replacement to call in for a shift before. i usually DO go out of my way to figure out how to get it covered, but that's because i'm a fucking nice person. they are literally losing every single capable employee they have and are working with an almost entirely brand new staff but want to threaten me with a write up?? bitch i'll just get another job LMFAO you're a JOKE

that i wont be making my shift that starts at 4:30 and she'll said she write me up if i can't find someone to cover it like okay then do it idgaf

am i supposed to make a blog calling someone names now?

It hurts when a druggie puts u on the block By Jackie, 1 minutes ago

Minie <3

was the most fun i’ve had in a while even tho i got murdered by stacker double elims both times

can't make a good soup. can't do a handstand in a pool. can't spell the word lutenent. there's a lot of can'ts in my life right now.