arrive at work and immediately feel like they need to throw up :)

i never have to drive a car again and by that i mean for the next like 18 hours

like what do you mean i watched a piece about multiple sclerosis then the most beautiful performance i've seen in my entire life about queer parenthood followed by someone reading a weird al song in a monotone

LAST week

this weekend is one of the biggest speech & debate tournaments of the season for the team i coach and now the competition has been moved online so i won't get to see them and they won't get the fun of competing in person :( i might drive 6 hours to where they're located and just stay the weekend so i can hang out with them and keep the morale up but i'm still SAD

she said i looked like that very pretty actress busy phillips LAST week

Explosive social combat with wild powers and ruthless strategy.

she said i looked like that very pretty actress busy phillips LAST week

picked up a shift at work tonight from one of the two people i like working with because im such a kind and empathetic person and his tire is flat

manon

3 hysteria lobbies during the daytime and 2 at night i'm off the next few days so i want more diverse casts.

i spent $5 on the disventure camp pateron to watch the episode a day early i stand by it i think

is "good kush and alcohol" too dated of a reference to be funny? do you even know it's a reference? could the phrase potentially be funny even if you don't get the reference? i'm editing a student's speech

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