Me 2

lets just say i aint number 2 on the site in match 3 for no reason

FLOPPED MATCH!

Lyrics [Intro: RuPaul] Lookie here Listen up I'm the one, oh! [Verse 1: Alaska Thunderfuck] Hey, girls, my name's Alaska I got a tiny little question to ask ya Who's that bitch that's on the top? Oh, wait, that's me! Hey, Porkchop! You're born naked, the rest is drag But your face just needs a paper bag Gimme a challenge and I'll crush you all Changin' the game like my name's RuPaul Line 'em up, front to back I'm sendin' bitches home like a heart attack Mess with me and you'll wind up in a casket I'm Dorothy, you're Toto, get in the basket! I'll read you down beneath the ground Could you hold my purse while I snatch the crown? Legacy, remember my name 'Cause you're gonna see me hangin' in the hall of fame! HXG “Lifestyle” Lyrics & Meaning | Genius Verified Wrote ya, been read [Chorus: RuPaul] I'm the one, one, one I'm the one, one, one I'm- I'm the one [Verse 2: Detox] Detox comin' at you with a slow verse I'ma speed it up, I had to shut it down first Killin' bitches so hard need a pink hearse I ain't sayin' I'm the best, but I ain't the worst You see me shinin' I'm tryin' to take this primetime I see you whinin' and cryin'; take that to Lifetime So epic that it's poetic, I spit it on a dime On Reddit, you look pathetic with that nursery rhyme You can't stand me? I don't blame you If Ru's number 1, I'm number 2 You disagree? Well, that's on you Eyes on the chalkboard, I spell it out for you D to the E to the T to the O to the-Hold it!... X Naomi Campbell-in' the hoes to the crown, next! [Pre-Chorus: RuPaul] Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya (read ya) Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya (read ya) Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya You been read [Chorus: RuPaul] I'm the one, one, one I'm- I'm the one, one [Verse 3: Katya] Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova But your dad just calls me Katya I'm the bright red scare with the long blonde hair Always keep 'em coming back for more You a basic-ass ho and it's your time to go So bitch let me show you the door 'Cause it's me who's getting laid And I'm always getting paid; The only high-class Russian whore I'm a scorching hot mess in a skin-tight dress That's a rash, not a herpes sore Lenin in the streets, Dostoyevsky in the sheets Baby, are you ready for this Cold War? Katya Zamolodchikova [Pre-Chorus: RuPaul] Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya (read ya) Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya You been read [Verse 4: Roxxxy Andrews] I'm Roxxxy Andrews and I'm here to make it clear I know you love me, baby, that's why you brought me here Was a bitch on Season 5, I'm gonna make it right Give me a sewing challenge and I'll give you what you like I'm full of tricks, baby, just like on Halloween A room full of monsters and it makes me wanna scream I have to get this right so you don't waste your time Not like my comedy, I'm killin' on this rhyme I'm gonna show you what I can do You're going crazy and seeing two It's not my fault, you can't blame my game All these other hoes, but they're all the same [Pre-Chorus: RuPaul] Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya (read ya) Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya You been read [Chorus: RuPaul] I'm the one, one, one [Outro: RuPaul] Wrote ya, wrote ya, told ya, now I Wrote ya, wrote ya, told ya, now I read ya

Thanks Austin

Oh so this is a guitar cast. I have no chance

oh that was a VERY good outcome i didnt even realize who was nommed

Omg the tie

Glaceon: 10750 sobriquet: 10750

oh we were having a perfect off

me thinking i did so good??????? LMFAO

turkey lurkey time/lets have a kiki - glee cast (season 4)

yass we have a homosexual in the building

Read u wrote u - Rupaul

Any other song requests?

I hope someone saves me

Save me mom