GatoPisado oh you were fun to beef with. But I will be personally ending you next Royale we are in together. Tide we are now 2-1, I'm gonna let this one slide obvi, but i'm eyeing your ass :eyesemoji: I am not a bloodbath girl.

1. Glaceon

Luxray. The urge to call you an F slur on the blogs page every day is too tempting.

from the old site. I always wonder what that little weirdo is up to today

What in the world is that man talking about

You are shit Aiden2

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I think this would be a much needed and vital addition to the website. Just due to the fact that new people are a lamb to the slaughter house when they join the site when it comes to Arena and Race and do not have an opportunity to learn the comps when they are at such a disadvantage from the beginning. It will never help the majority of new people keep getting booted for 11th in Arena or making enemies in Race because they haven't had the opportunity to practice. Is this still an upcoming thing? sin

I fear I had to get my hands a little dirty in that end game and I apologize to anyone I had to fuck over in the process. I was shot down to under 10 health 3 different times this game and I'm shocked I never died. Thank you to Nick for suiciding to me in F2 <33 Envious, Marwane, Jaded I'm glad 4 fam members in a cast of 136 had people pressed to still mention that the fam is running the show. Shoutout to all of y'all who I had a blast playing with ~ Torimarie (Kinda my fav to play with this time around!) AngieKStan AMANDA Hwest14 Basil Akshar Legend Posterboy Biancabae Jake Fiji Fancy AliGxo (My Baddie <3) Mikey (I literally used bees on you to get you out of a room of 4 people and I fear you died 6 minutes later) Shrimp (I was kinda shook when you were just gone) Corey1 (Robbed king) MP231 My Man <3 Jarhead Justini Medusaluh (FORGIVE ME) Honey Bagel Casinocheese Tide DBonee (I literally wouldn't have been alive without you. Ilysm <3) Smores_Poptart Desh PGamer Poof Sprite Sweetheart Dynasty High Sirvivor Ricardogv Povaze Frostbite Chase Gabs (I love you </3. You bombing me made me go after you here.) Glaceon Melodrama Sam Christos xCharliex sobriquet Brxanne (Even if it was just you yelling at me) I'm sure I forgot a couple but I just scrolled through the death list and tagged the people I had a conversation with this game :).

I'd forgotten to reduce it after the 130 player game. For those in #14403, did you enjoy triple popups more than the regular?

people call themselves 'villains' for just blatantly screaming at other people and saying stupid nonsense shit for shock value lmfaooo honey that ain't a villain that's a mf clown if u a villain you have a PURPOSE cause you dont see ursula from little mermaid just calling ariel ratchet sushi smelling like rot cod no bitch she'd rather steal her voice instead and make her POWERLESS because a villain thrives on others demise and not just meaningless and frivolous bitter bantering some of u hoes still got a long way to go and it shows..

The social queen did it again! I am genuinely surprised i survived over 100 deaths in the royale while still being semi new here compared to my competitors. I couldve placed higher but a bitch has a life and a job so i needed to sleep. I was in a SINGULAR fight this entire season with jarhead and that was only bc he was running from me. I randomly joined the contexters in the middle of this game and honestly love them to death. I got 3 kills this game and im proud of all of them. Thank you so much for reassuring me of my great social game. Thank you to all who have made this huge ass game fun. Love yall to death 4th: AngieKStan 5th: AMANDA 7th: Legend 8th: PosterBoy 9th: Akshar 13th: Paulette 15th: Fancy 17th: Mikey 18th: shrimp 19th: torimarie 20th: Stayc 33rd: Justini 34th: Medusaluh 39th: muribolt 41st: honey 43rd: Bagel 45th: CasinoCheese 46th: Tide 54th: Sprite 66th: High 73rd: Povaze 78th: Frostbite 82nd: Katherinee_ 94th: Glaceon 102nd: Sam 123rd: Lover 133rd: Brxanne

these fat bitches AKSHAR killed me in my sleep.. I was mowing girls downnn all day and was throwing names around, I had the time of my life. This is my 2nd royale and my 2nd time dying in my sleep :( S/o to the divas who were just as bloodthirsty as me mikey naughtynacho jaded frostbite amanda envious angiekstan posterboy justini fiji desh hwest14 shrimp Muribolt biancabae & more TY all for making it FUN - why are we playing if not to blow bitches up

This was a crazy undertaking. I worked every single night and still had what I would call a normal sleep schedule for me! I ended up having to kill some of my closest friends in those final hours with one hand, while vacuuming a beer fridge with the other 😭. I always knew I was gonna either suicide to Amanda NaughtyNacho or Jaded . Because I love them and they deserve the title so much more than I do! I really didn't think I could kill Jaded, but he had so few health left from going AFK. That was the hardest thing I have ever had to do on this site and I still feel gross about it. This was a fun and stressful game between me and my 135 new besties 😂. Royale is 100% a social game. And if I can get 2nd in a 136 person cast, YOU can win in a normal-sized one! Tagging other people I loved playing with and talking to: Sobriquet Gabs SirVivor Tide CasinoCheese Chase Muribolt FrostBite Justini PosterBoy JarHead Envious Mp231 Corey1 Dbonee ToriMarie Shrimp Mikey Aligxo Fiji Legend Akshar AngieKStan Basil Biancabae Not trying nearly as hard in this current game 😂. I had a lot of fun, but good riddance to this Royale! 🏹

glinda - the world - your mind maybe has been a bit messy as of late. it's time for a little bit of grounding through mindful activities, slowing down will allow you to put your thoughts and actions into something big HamtaroNugini - wheel of fortune - things are changing in your life and you may be in times of uncertainty... you must trust the process, surrender and observe rather than react medusaluh - the empress - something is challenging you and now's the time to use kindness to conquer the challenge. it's time to soften up and come at this circumstance with a loving eye basil - the moon - be patient as you're looking for answers... and stop trying to find them in obvious places, look a little deeper or outside the box... misskant - wheel of fortune - things are looking up for you sister, just remember that with the highs there is always room to fall so make sure you adapt to ever-growing changing chris - the sun - there's something on your mind that you're perhaps avoiding to accept... the answer is right in front of you... the truth may hurt a little so approach it with care *hug* cristi - the hermit - perhaps there is some overwhelm in your life right now... it's time to look inwards and listen to your mind and body and give it some nurturing and love while being kind and patient with the ones around you ethan - temperance - balance baby!!! something is out of alignment that you should try to get in check and balance out avoid making impulsive decisions right now hunter - judgement - something isn't serving you right now and it's time to think about detaching from it. it may be causing more harm than good. biancabae - the hermit - come back to yourself ❤️ now's the time to feel gain confidence through self love and remembering how fucking brilliant you are <3333! cherry - justice - something has been playing on your mind that you want to clear the air with. there's a heaviness that you want to neutralise. now's the time. surrender and let go of something you've done. perhaps an apology is due? minie - wheel of fortune - change is coming! it's going to be pretty big and you must flow through the changes and not get stuck in the midst of it. be merely the observer. marwane - the high priestess - there's something in your world that you must rely on your intuition, are you choosing to listen and connect with it? close your eyes - tap in, and the answer will be right in front of you. you must trust it lexey - wheel of fortune - the boats been rocked for you in some area in your life and you're struggling to adapt to it. change is inevitable and you must surrender to it and the weight will fall off your shoulders marquis - the empress - there is a road block in your life currently. observe it and confornt with with love, kindness and gently. just be careful that others don't use your good for their own selfish ways. stay vigilant with love jessiejedi - the tower - wow girl, i'm feeling there is some destruction in your life and things may feel like they're falling apart. remember when things are crumbling, we must restored stronger and more powerful. some work is needed to be done but will ultimately work in your favour xx graf - death - out with the old, in with the new. something is exiting your life to make room for something. you may feel discomfort in this but try not to stop this process and allow it to happen - it's inevitable holly - the high priestess - WHAT ARE YOU REFUSING TO BELIEVE? follow that gut feeling girl - trust it! and try not to control it <3 jack_o_lantern - the hierophant/the pope - you're on the right path!!! stick w it <3 avoid distractions and stay focused glitter - the devil - girl is there something that you've been attached too or addicted too or some self destructiveness going on? it seems you're giving it power. break free girl, it's time to take that power back. i fucking love ya

i’m ngl i tried hard to stay awake bc i think i was really well-integrated and was stacking pop-ups but i just don’t think i’m as cracked out as the rest of you. i was once again killed by Akshar who i will immediately coordinate a kill on any time we’re in a Royale together again from now on i don’t know if i can tag everyone i worked with bc there were really too many of you but i’m gonna try. if i forget you don’t yell at me there were 136 fucking people in the game. i’m tagging in placement order so no one gets mad sobriquet we honestly didn’t work together bc you were out too quick but you’re still getting tagged bc ily christos you’re insanely good at Royale so it was kind of a shock to see you go so early. your kill kind of kicked off The Fam/.es .br drama which was a big storyline at the beginning Sam thank u for inviting me to the 50 person server i honestly didn’t expect you to die that early guib we didn’t really accomplish anything together in the game but i am just a fan of you! i feel like i kept hearing your name linked to Gabs/Gabbes as targets but u were never a target for me coldreactor robbed. the time we spent together in that square meant the world to me frostbite honestly we didn’t really talk but you’ve been a great ally in other Royales and your kill kind of really shook the game in a crazy way SirVivor king of chaos a bit High you’re always very good to me but you have a way of scaring others. big fan of u sweetheart i enjoyed running from you any time you entered a square Sprite kinda the Cirie Fields of Royale Poof i honestly was shocked af when you got killed?? i think you and Smores were a threat to a lot of big groups but it just happened so suddenly. it was nice getting to play with you!! PGamer / desh lumping you both into the same one here bc you were both kind of shock eliminations. i can’t remember if your kills were done as retaliation for Poof dying or just bc yall were threats but i rly did not see them coming Smores_Poptart thank you for adopting me into ur group <3 i’m not sure WHY you had such a target on your back but you made a splash as you always do BradT50 tysm for the energy drink! we didn’t really interact otherwise but that was very kind Tide / CasinoCheese the first bombing i really participated in. you two are absolute menaces in every Royale and i have nothing but respect for u both. you’d both been the ones to land the final blow on like every ~big~ kill so this was a move that kinda just had to happen bigdizzleyomama ur banned but i still love you and i honestly think if Colby didn’t give you all his shit you wouldn’t have been killed :( Bagel kind of a comatose king hwest14 / muribolt the first victims of jarhead’s reign of terror omg… Houston we’ve been friends forever and i loved getting to work with u!! Muri i think i randomly attacked you in one Royale so it was nice to be on the same side here Adam probably the person i worked closest with during this game pound for pound. you’ve been such a good ally to me in so many major event games on this site and i rly wanted to protect you as much as i could see you go further here. this was like the one bombing during this stretch of the game i wasn’t aware of so i couldn’t prevent it but ur iconic and very good at these games Medusaluh / Justini i’m putting you both here because you kinda died in the same timeframe and you’re both people i really love but didn’t work with super directly. honestly both massive threats who i would’ve never wanted to kill alicat / Jake skipping ahead to lump you two together because duh. i’ve always had a fondness for you both since meeting you on this site and you were kinda my two throughout this game. i wish i’d been able to get us all further but it was fun watching u both get into the mix and learn the game!!! jarhead you are so iconic to me… when i joined this site you were on a site hiatus but you always seemed very cool and then you returned to the site and promptly blogged underscores lyrics and i knew i was right. you were kind of a wrecking ball in this game and honestly you deserved to go further Envious you were kinda busy during the home stretch of this game so we didn’t actually interact a TON but big fan of u Mp231 im ngl i didnt know you were in the game until maybe top 40. you really flew under the radar like crazy. we didnt work together a ton but u know ily! Stayc you really are so fun and nice and i’m just a big fan of you. we really only crossed paths one time in the game but i feel like every time i’d hear your name it would be “we can’t kill Stayc” which speaks to how loved you are torimarie we’ve kind of come a long way in the past 10 years?? you were a really good ally to me and it was kind of fitting that we went out back to back Mikey we didn’t really talk 1:1 but you were a good peripheral ally!! aligxo queen you always make it so far just randomly im kind of obsessed Fire much like Mp i kinda kept forgetting you were in the game. you have a way of sliding under the radar but also being a friend to all and most importantly a friend to ME Paulette i really wanted to get something going with you and it just never came to fruition. undoubtedly my favorite part of the game is when i lost 40 health and we agreed to run from each other to get health back… only to discover you don’t get health when someone runs from you 😭 you’re randomly like one of my favorite people here Fiji being in a Royale with Fiji really brings joy to my heart. we didn’t work super closely but i would’ve literally never touched you in this game and would’ve leaked it to you if i heard PosterBoy you make me laugh consistently and it was very nice to get to work with you for an extended period of time Amanda / AngieKStan thank you both for keeping me in the loop and watching out for me. you are two of my favorite people on this site to be hateful towards but also to get to play games with Jaded we like didn’t speak 1:1 but ily Basil we were honestly just in one chat together that died really fast, but it’s truly impressive how far you make it in Royale every time!! great job big fan of u NaughtyNacho ugh OF COURSE YOU WON!!!!! we’ve really gone through trials and tribulations as friend and by that i just mean the Hellscape mini. you’ve been a good ally to me in Royale and it’s unfortunately very unsurprising that you keep winning/going to the end of these games. great job proud of u!! okay whew. that was really lame to write. all in all this was maybe one of the most fun games i’ve played on this site - i think it’s so corny when people are like “SIN U DID YOUR BIG ONE” but i do think the game is so well-made and the massive cast kinda enhanced that. there was a stretch last night where like three chats were trying to kill each other and like… everyone was kind of just having fun except when Bigdiz called the wrong group of people the f slur. the only thing i’d say is there has GOTTA be some sort of change made to make this not be the sleep deprivation olympics. for me personally (and many others) i’m just not losing sleep to get a Royale win, but it’s also so fucking annoying when you spend your day focused on it but know the second you shut your eyes some fugly nerd will kill you. i don’t know WHAT the fix is. but i’m just saying it!

In a few hours for Squidward in Spongebob The Musical. Hopefully I slept enough to not fall flat on my face 🥱🫩

i really enjoy being a social butterfly who is also kind of good at comps, it got me basically to the end and i'm really glad – def the most fun royale i've been in aside from that one where my friends and i were trying to kill dino and he still won shoutout tide biancabae shrimp casinocheese smores_poptart poof gabs posterboy fancy naughtynacho (congrats!) legend akshar stayc amanda guib marwane christos for being my allies and everyone else who i spoke to for the laughs and drama and stuff

i know that the topic is 12 hours old at this point and maybe no one cares anymore. but i was trying not to get whacked in big Royale and didn't get to articulate these thoughts. idgaf if you don't read it because i'm saying it for ME not for you i'll make jokes on the blogs page as much as (if not more than) anyone else - but the reality of the KoVillainz situation is that the blame is just as much on the people saying vile shit as it is on the moderators of the site. this isn't bootlicking because i'll be the first to criticize moderation / people who make bad decisions, but 99% of the users on this website are 18 and should be functioning adults at this point. there's a way to be a "villain" and create compelling, fun Twitch stream content without resorting to the most bland, uninspired personal attacks you can think of - and just because hurling every nasty insult in the book was cute 10 years ago when you'd play a Frookies after finishing your Biology homework doesn't mean you should continue doing it as a person with a fully developed prefrontal cortex i really, really am passionate about community, and i've gained so many lifelong friends as a result of googling "online Big Brother" back in 2009. i want to continue to see new people join this website and i want that 18 year old who is really autistic about reality television to have a community the same way we all did. but honestly, how the *fuck* could i (or anyone) ever recommend this site to a complete outsider in good faith? tl;dr y'all really are weird as fuck and need to be better - myself included

A photo of sobriquet Emmm…. well,,,,,,,,, How to put it subtly? Beauty is conspicuous by its absence…..

Not a win but it definitely feels like one considering I survived 125 other people! Huge shout out to the few that worked with me this game alicat shrimp biancabae Mikey honey jarhead Justini I’ll even throw in naughtynacho akshar even though you helped me kill someone and then killed me in my sleep. My kills 🫶 salmaan1 Mp231

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After being targeted all game by a power alliance - which included the one person who added me to a Discord chat because they "wanted to work with me" - and barely making pay offs... one of my supposed "allies" decided to turn against me last minute. I would have gladly given them - or any other potential allies! - my items prior to dying. Instead, I: - Used all my snipers/bombs/bees randomly thoughout the map - Ate food I didn't need (I found it 5x in this game!) - Shot my 7 ropes at an inactive player who i apologized to by giving them all my arrows - Transfered 3 poison berries to another user (but warned them not to eat them, of course!) Essentially, I left ZERO items behind. The alliance that used 10 snipers on me didn't even get one of their names next to my obituary, because someone else finished their work for them. The one who wasted the most snipers then decided that I must bed a "multi" since I'm "so good" at the game. This was my second Royale. I didn't attack anyone. I didn't go after anyone. I didn't leak any chats. I shared resources with allies that unfortunately ended up dying before me. I played a loyal game. I am not gonna name any of these people's names because I don't need to contribute to the general toxicity that already permeates most aspects of this website, but I do want to say this: Royale is ruined by the same people getting in every time, keeping the same alliances every time, and refusing to expand their social circle to include people who could be an asset to them. I knew I was never gonna win, but I could have been a pack rat who shared her resources before dying. All I wanted was to make friends, be part of a cool alliance, and place sufficiently high to get a decent payout. Much love to Poppy, Fancy, Akshar, and GatoPisado for being the only people who treated me with proper humanity. RicardoGV, MarieEve, Sprite, MissChandler, and JessieKowalski - thank you for cohexisting peacefully alongside me, even if we didn't speak much at all.

in the coming week i am going to blog and pretend i won a royale and i want all of you to just go along with it and act like i won a royale