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like should i be rechecking old blogs i looked at already

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I finally got them all and have the cute flame!

I know everyone has been making one, but i wanted to aswell just lay out my thoughts on the different aspects of the royale game. Obviously theres been mixed reviews on it, i wanna highlight what I think are the good and bad parts of the game. Also wanna try to explain how the game was during beta so maybe non players can have some constructive critism for themselves and help Sin create the best game possible for everyone going foward. 1.Combat (Attacking Vs Offensive Items) -Attacking Im gonna be frank, with the current state if you want to come into this game and brainlessly jerk out an 18k holey score to get everyone out of the game you will be disappointed. This is Kovaze Royale, NOT Tengaged Hunger games. Im not discussing here about about whether this type of combat is or is not flawed, but right now Attacking someone has the only use of trapping someone in a location. When you attack someone, you cannot run or move from your location and you get a like a 5% bonus to your attack. The defender CAN however run whenever they want, and can still use items. If you do not mix this attack with the items youve found around the map and the defender is not a moron, you will not win the fight and you will get stalled out in a location. Being able to move around the map in this game is broken, this is how you talk and meet new people, build trust, and find items. As far as i know, this is something that will be reworked going foward, but the idea stays the same. This is not a game where you can only gamebot comps, items will always be avaliable for social players to outplay you, and this will be the case as long as items exist. For reference if you win the fight you get 30 health, if you run you lose 10 and the attacker gets no health (which is also something that needs to change). If you kill someone, you get their items. My point is that, while attacking needs to be slightly buffed, playing smart is how you will actually win this game. -Offensive Items You have an arsenal of weapons that can pop around the map (with an undisclosed rate). These can attack a singular person, or an entire location. How you use them is for you to be creative with. This is basically a complex version of rowing someone out, and after playing for 3 days i think the items themselves are balanced. What is not balanced is however is how you get items, or at least the rate of each item popping up. How we get items has to have a more solid method than just hoping you find them around the map, when i move around the map i want to have reason to move. I want to know if i go to a specific location, there will be something about that specific location that can increase my odds or increase my firepower, giving me an upperhand. This also increases the odds of enemies running into each other and fighting, and it will prevent people from hiding the whole game and having a luck streak of bombs and med kits leading into the end game. The mixture of how attacking works, alongside the inconsistency in finding weapons is why the the deaths were really slow in the mid game and why this game has taken longer than it probably should have. Also just like the social dynamics of the cast, but it was mostly the combat. Right now the weapons are the Rows (1 to 5 health), Kunai (5 health), Sniper (5 health and can be used to a different location), Electric Wire (10 health and 25 stamina to every single person in a location and it hits you aswell) Bomb (10 health to everyone in a location, and hits you but you can use it from a different tile unlike the electric wire) And Poison berries which you can give to someone and if they eat it they will die instantly but it was glitched this game so it was useless kinda. People just used it to suicide so they wouldnt get their items snatched by their killer. 2. Social Game (Alliances, Showmances, Premades, Exchange of Items, and That damn spectator chat) This might be a bit inconclusive, we spun a wheel to get in this game and alot of people happened to still be well connected. This caused like 3 premade main alliances running around. However besides that, this is an extreme social game. You will not make it far if you do not have connections, you rarely can kill by yourself if your enemy again is not a moron. The best way to kill people is to LITERALLY coordinate a sneak attack. Even within premades, they will have to be social to survive and get attacks off. Also this game is a slow game and a fast game mixed into one. Unlike tengaged hunger where you could hide from the corn, anyone can find you at a location at like 4am and start beating your ass while you dream about race wins. You need to have people that will protect you while you are busy unless you want to stare at your screen for 24 hours. And I know alot of people are afraid of premades, but i honestly think this game has too many players for that to be a major issue. I think the enrollment should be like a draw, kind of like how he did it in the stream, but like automated like a raffle i suppose. And even if a premade manages to get through, honestly The premades NEED to work with other people too or they wont get far at all. And with big alliance chats and mutual friends, you already know theres already gonna be a rat leaking shit for no reason. This is the perfect game for chaos. An update that really needs to happen is how exchanging items work. Right now we can only exchange food, med kits, food poison berries, and i think rope. Being able to give your allies damaging weapons is an update that needs to happen, as some people with their current stats cannot reach certain places. It again just adds to the complexity on how you can play this game. On top of that, theres the spectator chat, this needs to be reworked or removed. The entire game the players saw what convos people were having or what anyone was doing by going into incongnito and pasting the game. And this was very cruical to finding out where people were or who was working together. My opinion overall is.. this game is fun as a social game. Its not like the other social games and its very unique. Im always open to working with new people normally but this FORCED me to work with people i've never worked with to get as far as i did. 3. Survivability (Stamina Locations, Strats, and Survival/Defensive Items) There is 50 contestants, and 25 locations. You have max 100 stamina and it takes 20 stamina to go from one location, to a location adjacent to you (No Diagonals) The EYE (the corn) (Kemi) is at the center of the grid. Each location is supposed to spawn randomly each game and they are all undiscovered. Its up to you to go around the grid and map out the arena. Right now besides being kinda iconic, there is nothing special about each location but i think making them have special attributes will really help the game. Like i said prior, there is no incentive for afk people to do anything besides stay in one area of the map and HOPE to get lucky. It should NOT be this way. The Defensive items are KovazeBees, Teleport, and Rope. Rope removes 50 stamina from a target, can be used agressively or defensively. Teleport tp's you straight to a chosen location, can be used aggressively or defensively. Kovazebees can be used in any location to make every single person in that location run away to different random locations. This is what you would use if you were getting jumped by numerous people, or you can use it if your ally is being jumped in a location. The Survival Items are Food, Health Kits, and Energy Drinks Energy drinks restores your stamina to 100, can be used agressively technically Health kit gives you 20 health Food gives you 10 hunger. Hunger deletes at a rate of .05 every minute. Once you reach 0 food, your health will go down by 1 every minute. Food was almost a non factor until later on, where food became the main reason why everyone was struggling. The odds of getting food is not high enough and everyone was confidently starving in the mid and end game. I dont know if this is an issue yet, but it was very annoying to deal with and if it remains this way i recommend everyone to horde up on those food popups. A big thing about moving is that stamina increased faster the more you had, so if i had 80 stamina i would get to 100 faster than if i had 0 stamina trying to get to 20. Thats why the normal strat was to move 1 time every single time you would get to 100 to find items, and then wait for it to recover. Unless you were tracking a bitch down or running away you did not need to hike around the entire map for no reason. You got to places faster by being slower with it and you didnt risk being stuck in a place with 0 stamina. Okay thts all. TL;DR: Get off that tiktok and learn to sit down and read a page. Its not that hard. and put on chapstick too.

The eye ? Because lowkey that’s funny af and was actually really helpful to me because I was over being there after the first 5 minutes of not getting anything

And my wife will rate your avi on a scale of 1-10 chibi - 3/10 she says it gives furry vibes kimmie - 6/10 she says the hair is cute but she doesn’t like that you have no mouth cray - 1/10 she says you look like an Asian country music singer bunny - 10/10 she says you look very cute sprite - 9.5/10 she says she loves the hunger games :) gamebot - 2/10 she says your hair is too pixelated and you skip leg day marieeve - 8/10 she says she loves the Easter vibes and your dress is very pretty amandasings04 - 3/10 she says you aren’t dressing culturally appropriate but bagels are her favorite food

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are soooo cute omg !

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Welcome all, to the Easter Egg Hunt of 2026! Easter Eggs have been hidden in random blogs all over Kovaze! Find them and cash them out in the easter shop 🐰 There are 10 different types of easter eggs for you to find. Completing your collection will give you 100 eggs! Eggs are automatically hidden throughout the day, so there is always something out there to find :) Maybe even... something rare? The easter egg hunt will end on May 1st. P.S, Shoutout to brookie for the Easter Egg flame! 🐣 Happy hunting!

My time in Kovaze's #1 Group has unfortunately come to an end right before the finale. This is a bit upsetting as I thought I could make it to that top 3, but what I served was not enough for the judges and I have to accept that. Big thank you to Dimitra for having me on, this was so much fun to be a part of and you really made history! #DNTM has changed Kovaze for the better, no doubt. Thanks to you we actually have real groups and plenty of new games coming up on the horizon. You have built up a real community here so thank you once more for putting this game together, I know it took a lot of work to produce. To the other judges love y'all too, but lowkey at least one of y'all secretly hated me so i want to know what's tea.... Now for my #DNTM sisters I figured I'd write some tributes as I have grown to appreciate you all. 15th Mochalatte - You messaged me for an alliance before the first challenge and quickly realized you may be out of your league in this competition when I sent you my photo. In all honesty I do not think you had the worst photo that week and would've loved to have you in the competition for a little bit longer. 14th Kemi - Your early boot shocked me, but you know your heart was not in this. I wish you gave us a little bit more because this competition could've really benefitted from some Kemi drama. hugs you. 13th jessiejedi - A sweetheart always. Each week I was seeing your photos improved, but I think some of the other girls were just outshining you. You are deserving of a second chance down the line! Always a pleasure playing with you. 12th TrueBlood - Lowkey robbed. That pairs week was difficult especially so early on in the competition. We all want to showcase ourselves and I think on that week in particular maybe you had gone a bit too outside the box. 11th MissChloeKay - You don't like me. ATAS you should've been the first boot in my opinion. With that said many of your looks after that showed a lot of improvement and the theme song you made for this is a fucking bop. Did your big one there MissChloeKay. 10th NicoRobin - You are really funny. Your comments throughout the season after the photoshoots always got a giggle out of me and I very much appreciated the camp you brought to the competition! We're making AI model photos.... this is where we camp it up. You delivered and I missed seeing you in the competition once you left. 9th biancabae - daughter. It was me or you this week, so it did have to be you. You were another model who showed a lot of growth from the beginning of the competition up until your elimination. You made it much further than I anticipated which was a welcome surprise because we know I love some biancabae. 8th Ralts023 - wow I did not expect you to go home when you did at all! After the makeovers I suspected you'd be cut soon with that P!nk hair, but you honestly maximized that new look and your photoshoots improved in my opinion. It was me or you the week of your elimination, so you did have to go... hugs you sm though bc we won race before. that's sister. 7th melanie - kinda the queen. Your meltdown after makeover is my favorite #DNTM moment. Thank you for serving real emotion and bringing us the drama that we desperately needed! I did expect you to be an early out after those first two rounds, but you stepped it up! I thought you'd outlast me towards the end of the season. 6th Jordie - I cannot believe you are not in the top 3 right now. You were such a sister to me in this competition giving me notes on how I could improve my images. I always saw you making it to the very end I really could not believe it when you went home. All Stars is calling! 5th ohEMgee - At the beginning of the season I decided you would be my rival based on how you did me NASTY in Outcasted as any pig would, but that's all for cameras of course. You have the funniest videos to send at all times and are always making me laugh. I do think you had a massive disadvantage in this competition, but each week you rose above it and never complained. True professional! Let's go get pastries while we're still in Paris, ok? 4th AngieKStan - The Queen. TO THE TOP 3! All three of you turned it out all season! I can't pick just one to root for in the finale, but I wish you all the best of luck. Give it your all and remember what you are here to do! Desh Fiji Gabs I'm a bit bias to Fiji because that was my partner and #rock in this competition. That's a wrap on #DNTM

at this very moment, and 2000 more will have spawned by the end of the day 🐰 The easter bunny never sleeps, will you?! 😂

of hwest14's blogs and found zero eggs. however it has made me learn so much more about my southern belle, his positive charm is so sweet.

there are lots on this website so forgive me if i dont say you but i rly have met some amazing people here. Jaded, Marwane, Chris, Dream, Style, Tisha, Luxray, Frost, jadennator1, Frost, Envious, Benopolis, lexibubu, KaliMinaj, God, Illya, Kemi, Onyx, DrNicoleMartin, NaughtyNacho, Chibi, DK, SurferSorbet, Greedy, TrueBlood, shrimp, Sophie, Carmencita, katheryn, CarltonRS, itsamodernlife, nazz, AngieKStan, Sin, Pipes, YanderTron21, GeminiFoxx, SexyTex, daze, Miami There are SO many more of you. I haven't forgotten about anyone, if I haven't put your name I don't think any less of you I've met so many good people here. In fact if I haven't included your name, write something and I'll post something nice about you. AND IM SORRY IF I DIDNT. IT WAS OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD.

who blogs about people being chronically online so much are you fucking okay sister? #1 shrimp 105 items found

special/holiday events with limited edition prizes. it's my fav part of the pay2win mobile game i play :-) tysm sin for putting this all together, i know it was a lot to plan 👉🏻👈🏻

trying to give back to the community. so even if i don’t like you you can mail me which eggs ur looking for and i’ll send if i find (except Floral and Baby i don’t have them yet)

Aspiring Music Artists: here is the moment you’ve all been waiting for! The Executives have made their decision. It wasn’t unanimous… but it didn’t need to be! By a vote of 2–1, KaliMinaj has been eliminated from the competition. The exact votes will remain a mystery, leaving room for speculation, strategy, and maybe a liiiittle paranoia. Medusaluh, congratulations! Despite not making a submission in the first round, you’ve survived this elimination. ✨✨✨✨✨ As you'll remember, in each round, the Executives' power won't be limited to choosing who to eliminate. Here's what they also control: 🫧 They will know the next theme first, while everyone else will find out during Episode 4. Despite that delay, all other players will still have the same 24-hour window to submit, so while the Executives gain information, the playing field isn’t entirely uneven. 🫧They will partially define your song choices. For the next round, the cast has been randomly divided into three groups: Group 1: Nick ItsaModernLife Marquis Tide Group 2: Gabbes BIGBRYY99 TrueBlood Malibu Group 3: Medusaluh TheWorldofJJ MissChloeKay This distribution ended up being particularly interesting, as all three Executives have been placed in a different group. This means that no one particular group is an "easy picking" and that Executives will need a strong social game to get their way. But what exactly are they deciding? The Executives will be assigning a music genre to each group! Their options are: 🫧 Pop/Rock 🫧 R&B/Rap 🫧 Other (including Electronic, Jazz, Country, Metal, and more) They must come to a unanimous decision. If they fail to agree, the final call will be left to chance, with one Executive’s preference being randomly selected. A Discord group chat has been created for them to discuss and negotiate. This is a social game, so how they choose to communicate and their willingness to compromise may matter just as much as the decision itself. For those of you waiting to see where you land, don’t stress too much. My music taste is very eclectic, and strong submissions can stand out in any genre. No matter what you’re assigned, you still have every opportunity to impress. ✨✨✨✨✨ HOW TO SPECTATE: 🫧 Step 1: Join the Group - https://kovaze.com/group/5 🫧 Step 2: Peep Away - https://kovaze.com/group_game/5 🫧 OR read all the episodes here - https://kovaze.com/allblogs/Glinda?tag=186

let’s get fucking toxicccc

itsamodernlife I fucking hate you

I don't even need to say my name. They already know who I am from my voice. No one else sounds like me. I was born to be a Satanic work of art with a birthday in October and a life of never ending horror. Aliens abducted a demon and together they got to work handcrafting a clown which they would unleash upon the world.

THE BUTRIN IS WELL AND MY LIFE IS AMAZING! THANK YOU GOD, THANK YOU SIN, THANK YOU KANYE WEST. I LOVE YOU ALL!!! HAVE A FUCKING FRIDAY KOVAZE!!!!