150 and 75 is so crappy. I always think I'm gonna get 150 and get excited, then it keeps going and I'm like well slide to 75 that's still good but nope, it stops at that 30 right in between to taunt me.

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with 67 games to win Royale !!

My 95 year old Nana is dying while people are talking shit about me in group chats, and acting like they’re so cool. I don’t think about you, I don’t talk about you, and i damn sure don’t need yall commenting on me when my mind is in a million different places. I can send my venmo or cashapp if you wanna pay rent. <3

can't wait to see what's in store for shops cycle #70!

and its all positive its giving a friend to all is a friend to none

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every time he shows up on the blogs page. DOOM

The same time makes me think they’re all the same ppl methinks

Like this dorrito scared tf out of me tonight making me think my friends & family in the region were going to die tonight

I am confused by this spiderling drama are they all the same person genuinely what am I missing is this someone just roleplaying their DiD like the wonderland system?

to your parents. for me, my mom & i were eating lunch in the middle olive garden when i told her i would be going to another country during spring break (i was 18) to meet a girl i have been talking to online!!!!!!!!! she responded with "i cant believe you're going to lose your virginity to a lesbian fist" (i was not a virgin). and then we both drove home in separate cars and never spoke about it again.

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as the undisputed all star of race PYN and I will tell you my initial reaction upon seeing I am partnered with you in race :) Tisha - I scream out loud in excitement...the pressure is on because we've never been eliminated before! 3/3 in finals - but at least we got our win :) PosterBoy - I'm thinking it could be better, it could be worse, but we're about to spam some housewives gifs til we get like 4th place Jadennator1 - Immediate excite me. We're both above average and can win, but lets look around for some overpowered teams who may be threatening. lolicapolica - I think okay am I going to do my big one or little one in stacker because I know lolica about to get 400 and the pressure is on Kai_what - My initial thought is nuke and then I remember you're not that bad but I worry you may be annoying during the game. Chase - Initial excitement, but start to panic that I may nuke you down in deal once again. Itsamodernlife - Very excited, great partner and I don't recall ever losing with you. Envious - ECSTATIC because I know we're going to continue to climb the hall of fame ranks Bim - I see it and I start to get a little worried...I'm just unsure. PureEssence - I'm not excited, but I'm not not excited. I get on the Gowncil call and we pray because our track record isn't great, but the potential is there. KaliMinaj - You know I'm happy this is about to be a ki Airi - Oh honey, it's very mixed signals, but I'd say I'm stressed. I know the winner potential is there but I immediately message you not be a fucking r word during the game Style - I'm pumped when I see this pairing and then I make some dumb ass comment in the game about how lucky drop is gonna hate to see us coming Dynasty - I view you as one of the most average partners I could get...so I look at the other teams and assess our chances. Mittens - I'm glad to get you as a partner and I hope that Crow is in the game to mock you throughout. Nick - I will laugh because we'll have fun, but I'm not over excited about the pairing... Melodrama - I am excited and then hesitate because I know we'll find some way to lose and I'll write in the game ANYTHING BUT STARFALL MELODRAMA GETS 500 Marwane - My king you know I'm pumped to get you your first race win in 5 days or some shit because we know you'll be on a losing streak Smores_poptart - I actually am quite excited! I think you're a lot stronger than people believe. Unfortunate - I think it could be better, it could be worse. S-Tier nuke! Callum - I'm not excited, but I say that we have a chance and tell you to just listen to me about transport Dailyicon - Make some obnoxious comment about the game being over before it even began RobbieRiot - Could be better, could be worse. Constantly spam the game asking for Words and asking for not match 3 Glaceon - I'm excited. Tell you not to go AFK because I've seen you do it constantly. Complain about finding a new way to lose with you. Yeehaw - Absolutely bitch about getting nuked and partnered with you for the 100th time. Jessiejedi - Oh honey...I love me some Jessiejedi but I laugh and say it's over and tell you to spend every round and hope we can make it as far as we can Daze - Posts something obnoxious like YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS or THANK YOU GOD and beg for chainpop and stacker every round Melanie - Oh you knowww I'm excited! I would have been more excited while we were still fighting for our win :) Bunny - Sis...we'd have a time, but I would not be thrilled. Our two rounds in the game would be funny bunny LEXEY - I'm unfamiliar with your work...but I fear I would be screaming NUKE right away. Hwest14 - I'm definitely not complaining...I'm not jumping up and down...but I'm not complaining. Joneduardo - Oh my king, you know...I would be a little nervous. I'd be praying for no holey or guitar... DK - I'd be happy for the vibes. I honestly don't know how you are at comps so I'm sure we'd be serving 3rd place finalists, but we'd be having a time. Medusaluh - I would be screaming MOTHER as soon as those teams were decided, I'm sure you can look back yesterday and it's probably what I did... MrsChloeKayCecci - I'd be screaming nuke on command. Not that you're even a nuke, but our last race together was less than ideal. AnxieTY - Love you, but I'd be laughing and begging you not to nuke me down (which I'm sure you would)! Fanaticlegend - Oh honey I would start panicking! I would be making fun of your starfall scores and just walking and hoping for an afk. NaughtyNacho - We both know I'd be yelling that I got nuked, but secretly be happy. Then I'd start keeping track of how many comps I'm beating you in, but if I'm not beating you then I'd stop keeping track. James - I would be so happy...so happy I could cry. We deserve our win after I saved 0 in words for the only time ever by swiping out. I'm sure I'd say I GOT NUKED, though. Nebula - I'd be concerned. Not yelling nuke, but my expectations would be low. Mp231 - Our last race was scary so I wouldn't be thrilled, but I'd cross my fingers and pray...it could go either way depending on comps. Koolness234 - OH my expectations would be low but my excitement would be high! We'd be kiki'ing that whole race and getting 5th. Povaze - Girl...I'd be yelling about your nuke ass right away lets be for real. I saw your activated averages. CarltonRS - I would absolutely be yelling that I got nuked and ask you not to save 0, but we know that in my head I'd be super excited. Dbonee - I would feel pretty neutral. We have raced together before and done about average. I think depending on the cast I could be excited or bummed. AngieKStan - Oh I know the girls would be shaking...I would be excited because we'd be spamming real housewives gifts until our boot episode. I think we got 10th in our only time being paired? Queens. RickGrimes - I'd be happy and begging for you to do your Carly Rose big one in stacker! RandyBandy - I'm unfamiliar with your game...I would not be thrilled. I'd be nice to you though and pretend I'm happy since you supported me in Celebs! Sirvivor - I'd be excited because we've never been paired :) But I'd be a little worried about your abilities because I'm truly unsure... Jarhead - I would be excited because we just won together, but I'd be yelling at you to get it together in stacker. Connor - I would be SO excited and tell you how amazing you are and how crazy it is that we have not gotten a second win...truly criminal. Luxray - I would be extremely happy to refresh and see you were my partner and we would make fun of naughty nacho but we'd feel bad for his partner because they got nuked! Icebeast - I would be happy because last time was a really bad showing by me as we stumbled into third place, but I'd have Dream yelling in my ear that I got nuked so I would have mixed signals. Goomybear - I would be happy because you're solid, but I have a bit of PTSD from money mismanagement on my end last time we were paired and we got out with a ticket...like i won't be allowing that again. Bigbryy99 - HONESTLY, HONESTLY...you are quite good now so I'm not complaining. I'm not jumping out of my seat, but I'm cool with that! Sam - To be honest...I would be happy because I think we'd have fun, but you're not an elite competitor so I won't complain about not getting you. Dumblonde - You're lucky I love you so much...I would be so excited to race with you for the first time :) our 6th place is gonna serveee Desh - I would be happy because you're you...but I really have no idea about your competition scores, I'd fear I'd be a bit scared... Woofums - Now girl...we have won together, but if I saw it...I would be a bit terrified because we kind of lucked into that win.

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Hiii! I feel like this is a great way to introduce myself to the public since all my castmates are doing it.. ty itsamodernlife for inspo. Also esp since I’m SHUT OUT of Angie’s box for the season, I need the publics support Like Amandasings04 said Im a kovaze newbie but Ive been around TG since ’09 My names Montana (you can also call me Tori xx) I’m 29 years old I’m a nurse living in Chicago, IL! You may know me from tengaged where I was probably not very nice to you, I’m known for being sharp tongued and short tempered but I’ve truly turned over a new leaf so please feel free to chat me! Some quick facts -I have two dogs Winston & Willow -I love traveling Ive been to Thailand, Greece, Italy, France, Ireland, Germany, and Mexico! -Im obsessed with live music especially EDM/House music! -Im obsessed w bravo and could talk for hours (especially RHONY, RHOA, and RHOSLC) - and RHORI is looking so good! I’m excited to introduce myself to the Kovaze public and get to know new people and hopefully reintroduce myself to people who might know me from TG! Glitter 1 day ago tori posing like a gleek XXXX, Torimarie

After being unfairly banned for having an opinion, I am BACK! Thank you for all the messages I got sticking up for me, hugs you all <3 Naughty Nation can resume business as normal. I'm so glad we got to go out hand in hand DBonee.

I will post an user that sent me nudes, let expose all those men! Ruben - Beauty and big Daleariel - Big Big Big Rafo - He has everything beauty @Pancakes - Small from Peru Glacier - Hot from Brazil Brat - Now you want to be a supermodel but you was not refined when you sent me that pic

and i will write an INDEPTH opinion of you. I am sick so i have TIME TO KILL today and i will be updating. If i don’t know who you are at all i will try my best with your profile. YasGaga - One of my favorite people on Kovaze! You were a highlight of the Tengaged blogs page and youre just as great here too. I feel like despite the fact that we dont speak all the time, were kinda on the same wavelength. Daisy dancing gif! ToriMarie - Oh youre an icon lowkey... I actually weirdly didnt really know who you were until very recently but youve made an impression! I vaguely remember your username from the old days. I saw you in a Royale a little while ago and it was my first time encountering you on this site so i kinda thought youd be an easy kill (no shade) and then you pooped all over me and i got a flop placement. That immediately made me stan you a little. And then i started seeing you all over the blog page and youre funny! IDK if youre just more active now but i like you! Sparrow - Zac! Over the years we actually have not really spoken much but i do know of you and ive known of you for years. We have some overlap on friends and i see you on the blog page pretty often. Despite us not talking one on one, i think youre a cool person and you seem very laidback which is always welcome. Especially on here. MotherFart - Oh Diva. Youll always be one of my Royale allies (although im currently retired). Youre the perfect blend of troll and genuinely kind person. You like to mess around and be funny but youre also thoughtful. Desh - Oh i love desh! LOVE desh! Known you for years, you have a lot of good energy and youre very supportive of your friends which is a really nice quality. You beat me by one singular point in Maxis song contest and to this day i will never forget my floppery at the finale! Marwane - I think youre cool and ive always really liked you. Lately, since the invention Royale, it seems youre becoming known more and more as a gamebot (you even killed me once!) but i dont think thats a bad thing. I think youre very authentic and likeable. Marquis - Oh gosh this is the first hard one cuz tbh i REALLY dont know you, youre friendlist is empty and you have basically no blogs or bio. Im sorry! Youve commented on a few of my PYN blogs. I think youre still pretty newish to the site. If were ever in a game together, lets ally! SirVivor - Hmm. A week ago my answer wouldve been that youre one of my favorite users (which is still true) but the energy has shifted. You may not like me, but i still like you. I cant help it! I think youre funny and you have something i dont; you dont care about what people here think of you. Unfortunately i often get caught up in wanting to be liked but you dont seem burdened by that at all and it allows you to speak your mind fully which i admire. To be fully honest, i was honestly really hurt when i randomly opened up a blog of mine and saw you had commented something about me. I understand i left you out of a chat twice but in my defense i had no idea you were actually playing the game i kinda thought you were gonna go around and attack people until you died (and in the big game i didnt look at the cast list i just added people who talked in the pregame chat which you did not). I hope we can be good. MarieEve - QUEEN! I feel weird calling you queen cuz i was lowkey really mean to you a few weeks ago and it seems fake but i REALLY like you now. I switched up! Before our little fight, i didnt have that much of an opinion of you. I kinda just thought of you as someone who plays Frenzy and i maybe even thought you were a little inauthentic (just based on Frenzies and stuff). Then we talked and my opinion of you has changed entirely. I think youre a really open, real and non-judgemental person. Youre understanding but also stand up for yourself. I really respect you and im honestly glad all that stuff between us happened because i feel like i kinda see you now and i like what i see! PosterBoy - Im gonna take your comment as a pyn for you, not Runaways! Posty i generally think you know how i feel but ill say it anyway; youre my favorite person on this site and my favorite person ive met through the tengaged/zwooper/kovaze saga. Youre hilarious, youre genuine, youre strong in your convictions. Youre also a legitimately talented writer and that made me like you even more cuz i love artists of all kind. Youire my friend, not just anj internet friend or a Kovaze friend but actually my friend full stop. :D Tide - Tide! We never really spoke prior to Royale, but i love how when Royale came around we gravitated toward eachother and we vibe together really well! Youre a great player and a great ally. I also think you have a fun, light energy to you. Mackey - Tbh you are a child so i dont really know what to say here. Its like giving an opinion on a movie based on the trailer. CasinoCheese - I mean no offense when i say this; you kinda came outta nowhere! Royale came to the site and randomly youre popping bitches left and right and i dont think i heard of you before then lol. I think youre cool and approachable. Its nice to have someone good at games who is also normal and not like weirdly withholding in conversation. Kodua - Oh youre a diva. We dont actually really know eachother but ive seen you around and i think we see eachotha. I imagine youre on twitter just based on your profile which so am i. Its like recognizing someone from across the room and having an unspeakable dark secret in common. Itsamodernlife - KING! Like top 10 users on the site. Youre kind, thoughtful, eloquent and also randomly funny! Sometimes people who are clearly very very smart like you fall into the trap of being lowkey boring but you dont at all; you are really fun and energetic. Im a fan.

OKAY so I have had a change of heart and am going to actually finish a PYN for once xx continuing what was started on my last PYN the other day SO if you are on this list I will be filling in your honest opinion! Who else wants one? PYN to be added hugs SirVivor - I actually respect you for standing by what you believe in. You clocked me talking shit in a chat and I can respect that. I feel like I respect you competitively and don't know you super well personally. I knew you when I was super young and give you credit for introducing me to some of my long term friends in BroVival, and I'll be forever grateful for that. While I don't know that we are always in sync personally I do think you are a genuine person who I could see myself getting along with if we could ever get in sync Akshar Goomybear cray Melanie mittens Melodrama Yeehaw casinoCheese Tisha PureEssence LEXEY desh dailyicon Tempo joeburrow Sprite Legend Kai_What YanderTron21 MrsChloeKayCecci jadennator1 Envious

On who I would be most excited to see as my race partner to who I would be least excited to see. Hoping on the race pyn bandwagon since I have been keeping it alive for weeks. MOST EXCITED 😃 pureessence - we literally will never win and our only chance was when I nuked deal but I love an underdog story and if we ever won I would cherish it forever joeburrow - a tie with ess but since i haven't won with her im putting you lower since we already have our win.. which was my favourite win by far. i was so nervous in the finale (embarrassing). even though we constantly yap at each other i feel like we mostly work well together and i always love when i see joeburrow next to me (mostly so i can shit on you) jadennator1 - there is nothing I want more than to be partnered with you, it just never happens :( luxray - I would be last if you did this pyn but i swear i wouldn't nuke you like that ever again... just remember we are 1/1 <3 Tisha - Despite our recent spats, I truly would love to race around the world with you NaughtyNacho - I love racing with you, especially because you usually join the gowncil call when you are paired with one of us... I know we are likely making the finals since you carry my ass dumblonde - I need you to get better at comps because you would easily be at/near the top if you weren't a nuke. i was so mad we got 10th in your first race, we need to get partnered again christos - i think we got partenered when we both sucked and it was not pretty, but i would love to get paired up now. i know we'd have a blast Jaded - Our races around the world have been something beautiful, and getting the Jaded race win blog was a bucket list item for me Melodrama - I would never admit it but I truly do enjoy our races together, even if we haven't been paired in ages hwest14 - you would be higher but you didn't save last time we were paired and it broke my heart. i do love how we score so similarly in most comps, plus you're v fun to race with when you're active melanie - I think we might’ve been paired when I was a nuke, but now that we are besties and both good I think we’d slay IceBeast - you truly bring out the worst in me, I will never forget my 1.5k in match. Nevertheless, I am always excited to be paired with you Marwane - You would be lower because we always nuke together but we finally got it together and won our last race... and I will never forget that experience. I still feel like we don't compliment each other well though because we both suck at the same comps unfortunate - you are so fun to race with and make it a good time, even if there is next to no chance we’d win together james - the fact I didn’t know who you were and thought you were Spanish until like 3 weeks ago… anyways. Now that I know you I would love to race with you… I think we’d have a fighting chance to win Bagel - You would've been higher if you played more but I feel like you're rusty now... I'd still love our time together though itsamodernlife - We were paired super early (like my 2nd race) and obviously I nuked the shit out of you, but you were so sweet to me. I think we could win now that I'm better Envious - It makes me nervous when our names pop up together, because I feel like I have a short leash. But I know our chances of winning are good so I am mostly happy Smores_Poptart - Lowkey I used to think you were annoying af in race but you've grown on me a lot. I think with the right comps we could win and you are fun to race with jessiejedi - this looks low but honestly i would be happy to be partnered with you. i don't think we're good enough to win together but i always enjoy our races KaliMinaj - I don't know your comp scores that well but your history looks good Nick - You're funny and a good time, but I don't think we are good enough to win together and winning is most of what I care about xo DBonee - I feel like there's no way we'd win but I think we would have fun Yeehaw - Honestly when we got paired the other day I was kinda like "well fuck" but you showed up! torimarie - i can't tell if you're a nuke or not? i don't really know how our race would go so this is a placeholder spot YanderTron21 - I like you and wouldn't be sad to get you necessarily but I do not think we could win together honey - Oh, honey... Kai_what - I'm not 100% sure on this but I think you're a nuke and I don't really know you so I would probably be annoyed if we got paired desh - umm you've played like 6 races and have not done well so if i saw we were paired id probably sigh MarieEve - Oh I do think you're a nuke and I would probably be mad if you left mid race to take care of your kids (which is FAIR but i'd still be mad) Glinda - frenzy queen... i just think you never having raced before would have me swearing at my computer LEAST EXCITED 🤢

for me personally, i consider a lot of people friends, regardless of if we speak often, or at all. for example people like hwest14 pureessence jaded naughtynacho shrimp medusaluh i have exchanged probably less than 20 messages with ever over the years, and really only interact with via blogs... but i still consider them my friend ??? i wouldnt expect them to save me in a game against like their BFF but i WOULD expect them to save me against some random noob who made their account yesterday!!! i know some people feel the opposite tho, and believe if you dont talk to someone directly / often they are not considered a "friend" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

that's okay sis I gotchu! Tell fatty fatty unemployment benefits o'clock to keep their spare change Sin (pic) 💋💋 who wants a gift?

Hottest Kovaze Men. 1. lolicapolica 2. Envious 3. Connor 4. Bagel 5. Tisha 6. Jaded 7. DrNicoleMartin 8. Christos 9. Marwane 10. Icon 11. Chibi 12. RickGrimes 13. Kemi 14. JDaddy 15. Chase Honorable Mention desh

how i'd feel about you being my partner in race yasgaga - i've never seen u play a race nor know ur ability to carry my 900 in stacker so i'd be hesitant space - im sure you're very kind!!! stay away from me in race <3 marieeve - i've also never seen you play race but at least i know i'd be in the hands of a shops owner sweetheart - i don't think ive raced with you before but if u can score more than like 50k in words i'll take u with open arms spikedcurley - king i would literally take you as a partner any day of the week we would nuke but we'd have fun doing it jtee - at first i'd clutch my pearls.....but you'd carry us to a free win so i'll take ur verbal abuse any day nick - honestly i'd be happy just because you're nice and funny like maybe we won't win but guess what we'll be having the time of our lives... mittens - this is just a karmically doomed team i fear u bring out my worst scores and YELL holly - i love women they can do no wrong so i'll look past ur 500 in stacker and frolic through the fields of france with you luxray - i hold my little luxray teletuba voodoo doll and pray for times like these. i beg the lord to give me luxray every time i see that blonde weave pop in race. estoy teletuba mi amor. cherry - we'd have fun and thats all that matters ! (so long as we never get guitar as a comp girl i need u to lock in) smores_poptart - i'd be ecstatic because you're both funny and good at comps waiting for a joepoptart win katheryn - literally also a dream partner you're so kind and you'd drag me by the hair to a win with your 10k in match icebeast - since its not SH and u can't gaslight me i'd gladly race around the world with u! my comp beast itsamodernlife - i'd be happy to have you as my partner since not only would you carry us to a win but i think you're a king venusvafa - i think we've been partnered together quite a bit and i have no complaints sometimes we eat i'm also waiting for a venusburrow win envious - i'd be thrilled to have u as a partner which is not something i would have said many moons ago ! we were robbed a win i'm waiting for our comeback jaded - a race with jaded is truly something beautiful and i always have the time of my life. i'll carry u in starfall my love so long as u don't drunk nuke me ethan - i don't know if i've ever seen you in a race either, together we could taxi our way around the world bim - we'd get 8th-10th and i love that for us pureessence - i clutch my pureessence labubu (off tishas body) and pray for times like these. i'd hit the YEASSSS sound on the board 50 times. we never win and that's okay because i have the time of my life racing with u