WE STAYING UP ALL NIGHT WITH THIS ONE

Here is a recap of my journey with my amazing partner Melodrama who didn't kill me. Qualifiers: Sin's Basement We had to open a box. It was challenging but I survived. Sin was struggling and I was shocked. Thought she had a cheat box because it was her game, but she flopped, and she and Paulette were out. Rumor has it that Paulette was a plant, paid to be there...I wanna see the receipts. Leg 1: Svalbard, Norway: Before we started the leg, our partners were selected based on our some test we took and Melodrama was mine. Our team name was Team Slutz, which I was shocked by because I am a good Christian Woman who has not done any sexual stuff besides butt stuff, and Jesus said that was fine... Idk what Melo does and that is none of my buisness. I didn't go to school for being nosey...I should have though. Then we had to pick a powerup, and I picked the Helicopter because I heard you get champagne on those rides, and I love champagne. Idk what Melo got, but this is about me, not them. We had to visit this art gallery that had these sculptures, and we had to figure out which sculpture was the odd one out. I just broke one and said it was that one cause clearly the others were not broke and that one was broken thus making it the odd one (logic duh). After arguing with production, we got the clue and headed to the first pitstop and got in 5th place. diamonds and rain were last and rain was fine with it. They mentioned their boyfriend so I guess they got to see them. I don't have one, so I didn't care. Leg 2: Tokyo, Japan: Our next leg was there, and it was wonderful. I wanted to go clubbing and find love, but I forgot I was in a race. Our challenge was drink Sake which I was like okay...I don't remember much with that leg but Jessiejedi & Mp231 finished last and we were almost eliminated. I think my the 15 detours I did wasn't the best decision, but I didn't come to this race to make friends, I came to this race to race. Leg 3: Uzbekistan I was hungover but I had to keep racing for whatever sob story I used to get on the show. I got another power called Inspiration where I got a 10% bonus score from my partner so they got to carry me more. We had a task where to go Hiking at a National Park. I was going to quit, but I was like no you got this and Melo and I did very well and got 2nd...until we found most of the teams got food poisoining and the only reason why we didn't was because we forgot to eat at the required lunch area...oops. Leg 4: Chile This was a double elimination because Sin was ready to film another season and we had a delay because Brookie wanted to visit Brazil for idk reason and she took control of the plane. I hope it makes the edit. Sprite and Bagel decided to go site seeing and do tourist things while the rest of us actually raced and shit. One of the things we had to do was travel to the Valley of the Moon and climb the massive sand dune to find a flag. So much sand, there is still some in my ass. Melo and I thought were done for but we pushed it to the limit, slashed tires, and maybe offered some non Pg-13 things to the production team and somehow we got 1st place. Technical Sprite and Bagel got first cause they had an immunity pass but they were busy in the hotel playing fucking Mario Kart while everyone else was dying of thirst and getting sand out of their socks. We lost Joneduardo/Randybandy and Illaya/Luxray. They didn't die, they just got eliminated. I also think I got another power which was Reckless Ride. Mainly, 15% of the ride fee was reduced, which I thought meant a helicopter tour... spoiler alert: no tour. Leg 5: Namibia A country that had natural beauty so I knew I was home because hello, look at me...actually don't. We did the usual race montage, running, yelling at locals, locals looked at us like we were horrible people, almost getting by cars, fighting with partners, someone crying, bathroom breaks, random animals, the usual Amazing Race scenes. Our task was to do something and we did the task and we made final 3! I thought it was final 3...but no Race 2.0 The Remix has a final 2 and I was pissed off. I ate all of my snacks and I thought I was going to win but no...two more legs. Leg 6: Gas Station in Alabama Sin ran out of money so we went on a boat to Alabama and met at a gas station. It was discusting and I cried. It was Me/Melo, Sprite/Bagel, and Brookie/RickGrimes. The challenge was to do a hoedown and Brookie pushed me down and our journey in the race ended. I would tell you who won, but this is about me and the season got canceled after that because I think one of the finalists was arrested for smuggling eggs up their ass or something, but I had fun and I can't wait to get invited back to Enroll Whenever I want All-Stars. Thank you Melo for a fun time and now I'm bored typing this. Looking forward to trying out the new power-ups and whatever silly things can happen. Xoxo -Nico

bunny here’s the deal; i need you to stop harassing me. i’ve got what you want; drugs. come to my house tomorrow for your free sample. i’m a dealer and a good one. i got the best shit in town.

im not usually one to care about scores but ur tellin me my first partner gets 4k in chainpop finals and then my 2nd partner gets 5k guitar? 1 more flop partner and im perm banning myself dead ass

That was fun. Final 2 is crazy! You ate Sin the items are so unique and cool. Very clever stuff!

Where are the powerup descriptions

plus bunny NOW

Flakes Torimarie: 920 Motherfart : 12 rly babe.. we'll get em next time

Bow Down To The Queen Of Race

yet so far

Congratulations to AngieKStan and Dakota, you have won The Race! By Kovaze, 0 minutes ago

Post your name for an honest in dept opinion uWwwu

10% inspiration wasn't enough.

Race updates are very good imo. i can understand concerns about losing the simplicity of the game, but i kind of think the simplicity is what made it become a little boring. once you played enough Races you basically knew exactly what transport to do every time and i just don’t see what’s fun about that these power-ups add just enough strategy to where it gets the gears turning in your brain but still makes the challenges the main component. things like the Inspiration power-up add some parity to the game and balance out a comp beast paired with a new player and the other power-ups occupy very fun necessary spaces the only two pieces of feedback / questions i have are: when you have a power-up that gives you a % bonus, is the bonus applied before or after transport - or are they added together then applied as one? and then my non-question but piece of feedback is i think some sort of sidebar with the power-up icons and descriptions would help a lot

the only thing more annoying than being killed by people i was actively trying to work with is hwest14 trying to do the same airhead act to me that he does to all the other horny gay troglodytes who could never even fathom having sex irl like when i am sitting and looking at the screen seeing “hwest14 sniped shrimp for 5 damage” and then the immediate PM from saying he didn’t do any damage to me to ME ur built like Squidward’s house and sound like the Hawk Tuah girl i am not one of these incels you’ve been misting for 20 years

I will write them all and actually give a true opinion, some may be negative, so please if you know we have beef, only post if you can handle it! King_Bradford you seem like a genuinely chill person from what I’ve seen. You’re clearly nasty at match 3, so that already gives people something to remember you by, but it’s also the way you carry yourself. You don’t seem loud or extra, and you’re not someone I constantly see wrapped up in nonsense. You give off a very calm, lowkey vibe, which is rare because a lot of people want attention on them 24/7. With you, it feels more natural. You just seem good at what you do and comfortable being yourself. I don’t know you super deeply, so I’m not gonna fake some huge personal read, but my overall impression of you is definitely positive. You come across skilled, unproblematic, and like someone who’s easy to respect. gabs we’ve definitely had a weird moment before when you got banned and thought I was cheating at games, which I really wasn’t, so that kind of put an awkward cloud over things for a bit. Still, outside of that, I don’t really have some huge issue with you. You seem fine to me. You clearly care about your friends and stick by the people you like, and I can respect that. I don’t know you super well, so I’m not gonna act like I have this deep read on you, but from what I’ve seen, you seem pretty okay overall. dk I’m not gonna lie, you come off kind of fake to me sometimes. A lot of the time it feels like you’re brown nosing way too hard, and it makes some of the stuff you say feel less genuine than it probably should. I also don’t really get your reads half the time, because they’ll just leave me sitting there confused trying to figure out where you even got that from. You definitely have a presence, but I think you’d come across a lot better if you toned it down a little and stopped doing so much. Right now it just feels like you need to chill and let things happen a bit more naturally. Smores_Poptart personally I don’t really have a problem with you. You do give me attention-seeking vibes at times, and sometimes it can come off a little cringey, but it never really feels malicious to me. More than anything, it feels like that’s just part of how you are, and I’d rather that than somebody being fake or trying to be something they’re not. You come across very unapologetically yourself, which I can respect even when it’s a bit much sometimes. Also, I do think you’re gorgeous, and from what I remember seeing, you and your man looked really good together, so I’m happy for you on that too. cristi I used to not really like you that much because you came off super cliquey to me, like you were quick to shut people out and keep certain walls up, but then would act hurt when that same energy came back to you. That always felt a little hypocritical to me, and it made you hard to warm up to. Lately though, my opinion has shifted a lot. Recently you’ve kind of been giving queen, and I can’t even lie, you’re funny as hell. Even when I don’t agree with everything, you’ve definitely become way more entertaining and way easier for me to appreciate. chibi you give me straight up entity vibes, and I mean that in the funniest way possible. Like you don’t even feel like a regular person in here sometimes, you feel like some campy little spirit that just appears to blog nonsense, drop a moment, and vanish back into the void. Your whole aura gives unserious in a way that somehow works for you. I can’t even fully explain it, it just feels very specifically you. I’m not gonna lie, I also kind of felt like you were a useless mod, but even that adds to the character a little. You’ve always given this super chill, unbothered energy, and whether that’s just your personality or not, it definitely makes you memorable. Also I still enjoyed murdering you in royale, so there’s that, but overall I do find you iconic. hwest14 Houston, you’re one of those people I have a weirdly mixed opinion on because I feel like my view of you changes depending on the day. Back on Tengaged, I remember you feeling a lot more soft and sweet to me, like this super delicate little presence, and that’s still kind of how I picture you in my head sometimes. On Kovaze though, my feelings on you are a little more all over the place. Some days I think you’re great and I really like you, and other days I just don’t connect with you as much. I don’t even think that’s fully a you problem either, I think some of it is probably me and the energy between us more than anything else. There’s just something about it that doesn’t always feel fully genuine, and I can admit I probably play a part in that too. So for me, you’re not someone I fully dislike, but more someone I still feel a little unsure about depending on the moment. bim you just give me such sweet, unproblematic, and lowkey iconic vibes. I don’t even know you like that, but every time I do see you around, your presence feels really positive and easy to like. You come off like one of those people who doesn’t need to do a bunch for people to enjoy having you there, it just happens naturally. There’s something very warm and harmless about your energy in the best way. Also I love that you’re into Drag Race too, that just makes you even more mother to me. Chase mr kingb, I’ve always thought you were cool. I’ve never had a bad interaction with you, never had some random issue with you, and you’ve just never given me a reason to dislike you. You’re one of those people where every time I see you around I’m just like yeah he’s fine lmao. You don’t do too much, you’re not irritating, and you seem easy to get along with, which already puts you above a lot of people. I just think you have a good, normal vibe to you. kai_what I think you’re a very odd individual, and I mean that in the most literal way possible. You can be so unpredictable that it’s kind of impossible for me to take everything you say personally anymore, because half the time it feels like I’m getting a completely different version of you depending on the moment. One day the vibe is fine, and the next it’s like something switched and now the energy is weird for no reason. So at this point, I mostly just let whatever you say roll off my back, because trying to read too deep into it feels pointless. You’re just one of those people where I never really know which version I’m gonna get. marieeve you’re definitely a campy girl to me. Your whole vibe feels very put together in your own way, and even if your designs aren’t really my personal taste, I can still tell you have a style that works for a lot of people because clearly they eat it up. So period queen on that. I also know you and I had a negative moment in Race, and if I’m being real, a lot of that was on me, so I can own that and apologize for it. Outside of that though, you’ve always seemed pretty calm and chill to me. You don’t really give me bad energy, just more of a laid back presence with your own little flair. katheryn I just adore you so much, genuinely. You have such a sweet soul, and it never feels forced or fake with you, it feels very real. You’re one of those people where the kindness just comes through naturally, whether it’s in how you talk to people or just the energy you bring. You have a really positive aura about you, and being around you never feels draining or weird, it feels comforting. I can also tell you’re really in tune with your emotions, but not in a way that feels heavy, more in a way that makes you feel very genuine and human. I’ve been on calls with you too, so it’s not even just some surface level impression, and every time you’ve come across just as lovely there too. I’ve genuinely never had a negative experience with you, which says a lot, because that’s rare. You’re just a very easy person to love, and I think your presence is something really special. Tisha I’ll always have such a soft spot for you. You’re somebody I’ve known for a long time, so there’s just naturally a lot of love there in a very real, familiar way. You’ve always been easy to enjoy, easy to laugh with, and you have this naturally funny charm that makes people remember you. You really are so funny, and that’s one of the main things that always sticks with me about you. Also your whole #Tishaded thing with Jaded is kind of iconic to me, I fully support it and I’m rooting for y’all bad because it’s cute and campy at the same time. And on top of that, you’re literally the only person on my sheet to beat me in an arena duel so far, which I hate admitting, but I have to give you that.You just have a very lovable energy to you, and I’ll probably always have a really good opinion of you. dbonee Zach, from what I do know about you, you seem like a real ride or die for your friends. You seem like the type that will really go to bat for the people you care about, and I can respect that a lot because not everybody is built like that. Our experiences have been pretty positive overall, so I’ve never really had a reason to look at you sideways. You also give very nonchalant as fuck, like nothing really rattles you too bad and you just move how you move. It’s a chill quality to have, and overall I’ve had a good impression of you.

to anyone who tested the two race games, what are your thoughts?

is only fun when you know you're going to win every game, otherwise every game becomes the same as the last. It's why Race died! The items are going to give it a little sparkle, make every game a bit different from the last, but I'm making sure it's not overpowered and have the items be public so there's still much predictability within the game itself. Opening it up soon!

i mainly only play race on this website so i feel inclined to give my opinion on the current discussion - qualifiers i think the qualifiers were a great starting point to change the game, afks are a problem of course and implementing this sort of solves this problem. i think using the qualifiers the remaining players should then be split into teams depending on their placements; so 1st gets paired with 18th, 2nd with 17th, etc. this makes it so there's a little bit more of a purpose to the qualifiers and it makes it interesting and puts more of the blame on the players for the team selections as opposed to it being completely random. if you don't want a "nuke" then maybe you should've scored a little bit lower and risked your odds, etc. (1st place individual gets the ticket for their team; so there is incentive to not throw) - filling lobbies i love race having 10 teams but i do think in the long run a fast game consistently filling 20 players just is asking for a lot honestly, i mean most roblox servers with more players can't even fill this. i think possibly lowering it to 18 players and then implementing a final 2 to suffice the rounds lost could benefit the gamemode. - minigames i think more minigames like flakes, shapes, codebreaker, etc. where the scoring is really tight makes race more interesting because you could score well and get transported out and that sort of makes the game more unpredictable/challenging with trying to maintain your $. plenty of good teams get sniped out all the time on these competitions, so maybe more minigames where the scoring is like this would be a good idea. other than that, i don't think race needs that major of a change. the shop idea n stuff looks super cool and well thought out, i also do appreciate the effort put into changing the game. but maybe that idea should be used for potentially another new game (or maybe like frenzy as i think a shop menu could work best in a bb game perhaps) instead of putting it in race where imo it feels a little bit more unnatural to the current flow of the game. sin

please please please please please heed my words and give sweetheart a pity win so he stops enrolling i will never crucify someone for playing the game but i will never respect is playing needlessly shady and then acting like the victim to your much dumber less literate friends when people call you out on it. like how are you gonna be in an alliance chat campaigning to kill all of Airi and IceBeast’s allies then immediately run to Envious and paint a different narrative i will always respect GOOD gameplay but i think with the amount of time you spend stalking for popups you would’ve won already if you played a coherent social/strategic game

Sin rigs the Royale raffle against Envious because he knew any time he makes it in he’s gonna play really poorly and dickride people who hate him

to any friend who I've backstabbed or will likely backstab in a game this week <3 Smores_poptart love u shrimp Jake motherfart (accident) NaughtyNacho sorry for accidentally slitting your neck in arena @Lemjam6 I'm sorry for accidentally game throwing Secret Hitler Melodrama you will prob have it coming idk Christos sorry for giving you berries PadamPadam I forgot who you were when I murdered you Mp231 - you did clock the apology blog mittens im sorry for not saving in race Thegoldengod im sorry for slitting your throat in survivor I just got scared and had to protect me and Marie itsamodernlife & IceBeast I'm sorry for stealing your materials in Catan airi I’m sorry for not training ily I PROMISE ITS NOT PERSONAL I JUST GET TOXIC IN GAMES LOVE YALL IF I MISSED YOU PYN AND ILL ADD YOU

After playing a LOT of Royale's and making a lot of enemies, friends and enemies who became friends... You really have to have a FORGIVING mindset and leave things that happened in a prior game, in the prior game. It is easier said than done but it really needs to happen for you to succeed. With the new speed of Royale, there is going to be a new game every day and you could very well be in a game with someone that took you out previously. As tempting as it is to target them again to get your lick back, TRUST ME, it is much better to join forces and have your joint slay than attacking each other early and using all your weapons and then being left with nothing and being taken out by someone random. Like in my earlier games, I would get taken out by someone and want my revenge. But then I started speaking to the people who took me out and became friends with them and it is so much easier to make amends and just apologize and move on. You can then have another game together and work well and like it really does happen like I went from being targeted by or me taking out the following people: Chase daze jadennator1 Lifeiscool Jake cswaggerr NaughtyNacho aligxo Cristi PGamer Justini hwest14 Melodrama Mikey shrimp torimarie CasinoCheese to then working them and doing well in a Royale with them. SOOOOO moral of the story, IT'S NOT THAT DEEP.

**Colfector** Earn 10% of your current money as interest at the start of each round. **Inspiration** Gain 10% of your teammate’s score each round before transportation is applied. **Helicopter** Unlock a helicopter transportation option that grants a 65% score boost for $65. **Miracle** Gain 40% to your score in luck-based competitions (Lucky Drop and Deal), excluding the current round. **Dimitra’s Stilettos** Earn $10 whenever you choose to walk or take no transportation. **Reckless Joyride** All transportation modes cost 15% less. **Headstart** Gain a 1% score bonus for every active player remaining in the game, including yourself. **Opportunities** Item rerolls cost $3 instead of $12. **Hubris** Gain $20 every time your team places 1st.

of "this thing sucks" -> Sin makes changes to the thing -> "this thing was better before the changes" is soooooo laugh out loud funny in a way i can't explain and i don't mean the people who provide thoughful, well-constructed feedback. but i watch the same people preach both sides of an argument on different days and i guess i wonder what WOULD make you happy

Ribs shrimp goomybear peach brookie honey bunny (similarly, hare) smores_poptart dino nuggets casinocheese poppy corn sprite cheesecake cherry lemonade fiji water taterthot tide pods miami vice ravravrav ioli mochalatte

Congratulations biancabae, game well played! #ASBB1

was the most fun i’ve had in a while even tho i got murdered by stacker double elims both times

this is how you clear a bitch Results: #1 bunny 👑 President 35 pts #2 Chibi ⭐ Chancellor 24 pts #3 Sam ⭐ Chancellor 21 pts #4 Sprite ⭐ Chancellor 16 pts