lmao

this man at work tonight screamed at me because he felt like i handed his pizza to him too aggressively. he literally screamed as loud as he could WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOURE DOING HANDING ME MY PIZZA AND WALKING AWAY LIKE THAT? and i was like ??? did you need a receipt ??? and he screamed NO I NEED YOU TO STOP BEING A FUCKING DICK and called the store to yell at my manager and say i threw the pizza at him and i literally can’t stop laughing like i unintentionally rage baited the fuck out of that man