One more for hysteria
Gabbes
Gabbes
420
19 more for race
death_metal
420
and I joined only to realize it was 10/20 in active games and not filling. So long story short: JOIN RACE
melanie
may you all rest well and wake up loving miss melanie again.
hausofkimchi
honey
just wanted to give a small update on my mom she woke up from sedation and my dad was talking her through it. they’ve been together 35 years since she was 16, so maybe that helped. she’s slowly starting to remember things. she didn’t recognize me at first which was really hard, but she does now. and somehow she remembered my dog boq before me which is so random but funny now😭 her speech is still really bad and hard to understand, but you can tell more when she gets annoyed lol she still has a long way to go and they’re doing more evaluations, but i’m just really really glad she’s here because i genuinely didn’t know if she would make it
lolicapolica
being banned omg?! King who always picked standard arena and wondered why everyone was yelling at him ugh ill miss him sm
Glaceon
Most Fights Won #1 Glaceon 100 fights won Shoutout to Legend for being fight win #100 (and like… a good 10 of those 100) <3
Leg 1 – Muscat, Oman Eliminated in Qualifiers – MrsChloeKayCecci & Connor 9th – Kallie & TheBlindCook Leg 2 – Porto Alegre, Brazil 8th – jadennator1 & Mochalatte Leg 3 – Kraków, Poland 7th – Travis & Mileena Leg 4 – Cebu City, Philippines 6th – hauntedwaves & Evan Leg 5 – Tallinn, Estonia Non-Elimination - melanie & Christos Leg 6 – Medellín, Colombia 5th – melanie & Christos Leg 7 – Marrakech, Morocco 4th – BRAT & KaliMinaj Leg 8 – Busan, South Korea 3rd – Miarma & IceBeast Leg 9 – Finale – Vancouver, Canada Runner-Up – Herbymainsted & daze Winners – Tisha & TonyT
not waiting 40 minutes to stalk a game to chart it when i go home first bc of trash ass lucky drop fine space convinced me I'll document it but later tn!
guib
airi 3 royales in a row, u didn’t sleep yet just to collect weapons. Like, grow t fuck up. U need a shower and sleep, a grow man acting like a pshyco for a game
I FKING WON!!! Finally, after what felt like an eternity and being betrayed again and again, I can finally show my face to the kovaze society and not be called a flop loser. Thank you to everyone who has been an amazing ally to me in this and past games. Airi for basically doing all the work this game icebeast evan for also helping a lot tide casinocheese chase elphaba davit ricardogv fire brxanne @bigbry99 sweetheart sobriquet fancy axel pgamer sirvivor and others who always have my back MY GOWN ALLIES Marwane Luxray hwest14 tisha naughtynacho envious Im also really sorry to cswaggerr but Im always too weak to make a move and end up losing. Now I can finally chill and help others win. Peace and Love
shrimp
hwest14 doing a “PYN and i’ll say if i can see us hanging out” then saying yes to everyone… my sister is so fake it’s sick i love him
Malarkey
⚔️ The Drama & Feuds Targeting & Callouts: Oh posted a highly interactive "Tag a User" blog where they aired grievances. Notable callouts included cherry for having a "rotten attitude" and theriddler for being "scary" and escalating conflicts too quickly. Game Frustrations: hwest14 expressed major burnout regarding the Royale game mode, claiming it has devolved into a "battle of who can make the best case to be given the win" rather than skill, leading to a "hate blog era." The Inactive Player Issue: A common point of contention is "game botting" and inactive players. spartagow is leading a discussion on changing Royale rules because inactive players with high health are stalling end-game play. Shop Boycotts: JTee is calling for a boycott of shop prices, specifically targeting items posted by FUCKINCRAZYBITCH, calling them "overpriced pixels." 🎭 Reality Game Updates (ASBB1 & More) ASBB1 (Amandasings Big Brother): The "Pink Purge" is in full swing. Amandasings04 reported a massive blowout where Elphaba (the HOH) went off on Itsamodernlife during nominations, accusing him of hiding her on his friends list. You'll find extensive play-by-plays, nomination speeches, and "pleas for safety" from players like SummerMariah and itsamodernlife. Celebrity Big Brother: BRAT has launched a celebrity-themed game featuring a wild cast list (including Father Fábio de Melo and Lana Almeida), with Spartakus and Martina Oliveira currently facing elimination. Campaigning: Older pages are filled with "Why you should vote for me" or "Why [User] should be evicted" posts, which were the primary way players interacted with the community to gain votes in these games 🌟 Noteworthy & "Main Character" Moments Self-Discovery: elizabEthan shared a significant personal moment with "The egg cracked," which has become one of the most supported recent posts. The "Baddie" Blueprint: melanie posted a comprehensive guide on how to dress like a "baddie" on the site, highlighting top designers like honey and brookie. Minigame Hype: Malarkey is championing the Treasure minigame as the best addition to the site in ages, specifically because it counters "game bots" that usually dominate the leaderboard. 📈 Site Trends "Tequila Post": Justini seems to be causing a stir (or at least being very honest) about how tequila makes them "gay and mean," which has garnered a lot of engagement. The "PYN" (Post Your Name) Wave: Multiple users like Nenalala and hwest14 are running "PYN" threads to give away shop gifts or judge if they would be friends with other users in real life.
Cherry
GOLDEN STAR, I WAS NOMINATED EVERY SINGLE ROUND, AND SAVED EVERY SINGLE ROUND (MOST OF THEM BY SPARTAGOW) WHO I THEN BEAT AT CHAINPOP IN THE FINALS! https://kovaze.com/arena/15334 SHAKES TITS FOR ARENA WIN #13 also tagging everyone cuz that was the funnest game with so many friends Rain Delilah Meredith25 mp231 scarllet stayc king_bradford thewoman brat o amor da minha vida spartagow
Jdaddy
DO IT I DARE YOU FUCKINCRAZYBITCH
lolicapolica
Royale in my life and I'm proud of it. You'd say "you have to try it to know how good it feels"? Hunny thats what they say about heroine as well #LPCLEAN #ProtectLPJ
Justini
but I love tequila :(
AngieKStan
Only Two More Visits To My Box. Vote Kovaze. This Will Be Important. #ASBB1
death_metal
It’s the same people getting in every cycle and ruining the fun of it. Back to not playing that shit show.
sin called "nenalala's is back" and that it has the power to return to the game once despite having finished last in the standings
honey
just wanted to give a small update on my mom she woke up from sedation and my dad was talking her through it. they’ve been together 35 years since she was 16, so maybe that helped. she’s slowly starting to remember things. she didn’t recognize me at first which was really hard, but she does now. and somehow she remembered my dog boq before me which is so random but funny now😭 her speech is still really bad and hard to understand, but you can tell more when she gets annoyed lol she still has a long way to go and they’re doing more evaluations, but i’m just really really glad she’s here because i genuinely didn’t know if she would make it
To let a player new to the tengaged/kovaze/whatever the fuck community make top 6 in royale just once i promise you it really is. I'm sorry that I'm not deeply ingrained in this community and all of you have known each other since 2010 but its okay to let me help you kill people or do anything instead of just sticking to the same people you've known for 15 years... please stop acting like the entire earth will shatter if a new person makes top 7 in royale it will be okay guys i promise you it will be
Congratulations Miss Dimitra. You have received the majority of the vote to enter my *MANSION* pretend that’s in italics. It should also be noted you received more votes than anyone else in the History of Angie’s Box. That’s a huge accomplishment Dimi 💄. But you know the rules, you must now play my game. Good Luck. #ASBB1
Malarkey
Brought to you by Google Gemini The Most Engaging Blogger Award Winner: hwest14 Why: They strike a perfect balance between high-level game strategy and community engagement. Their "Post Your Name" (PYN) threads are legendary for being thoughtful—analyzing social circles, survivor watch parties, and real-life friend vibes—rather than just being quick gift-grabs. The Most Dramatic Award Winner: Elphaba Why: For the high-octane performance during the ASBB1 nominations. Flying into a nomination ceremony on a broomstick and screaming at Itsamodernlife about hiding on their friends list is a level of theatrical pettiness that the site hasn't seen in weeks. The "LOUDEST" Award (Most Blogs Posted) Winner: salmaan1 & Povaze Why: Both have been flooding the feed with rapid-fire posts. salmaan1 specifically took the crown for volume by posting back-to-back queries about how to get banned and asking for slurs to say, essentially treating the blog feed like a private group chat. The Most Creative & Original Award Winner: melanie Why: While everyone else is fighting over game mechanics, melanie provided a high-effort "How To Dress Like A Baddie" tutorial. It functioned as both a style guide and a series of shoutouts to the site’s top designers, injecting some much-needed fashion culture into the feed. 📢 Shoutouts (The "Not Yet Referenced" Gallery) The "Relatable Struggle" Award: VanishIntoYou for their post "send me a damn email." They voiced the universal frustration of being a "working adult" trying to manage a game that took three days to start while juggling a real job. The "Unexpected Wholesome" Award: Medusaluh for the blog "AntonB." After a history of friction, they publicly took back their mean comments because AntonB gifted them their entire wishlist. It was a hilarious display of "friendship can be bought." The "Low-Stakes Beef" Award: Jake for posting "10th on Race </3." He lost a competitive race not because of skill, but because he was too busy explaining his favorite Drag Race queens to jessiejedi. The "Community Voice" Award: spartagow for the "Royale Suggestion" blog. They are currently the most active voice trying to fix the "inactive player" meta that is frustrating the competitive side of the site. Best Villain (The Shadow Saboteur) Winner: theriddler Why: While some villains are loud and theatrical, theriddler is the one people are actually afraid of. Mentioned in God's call-out blog as someone who "goes 0 to 100" and isn't afraid to get personal, they represent the darker, more unpredictable side of the community's competitive edge. Best Hero (The Quiet Supporter) Winner: sobriquet Why: In the middle of the ASBB1 chaos, sobriquet was described as an "angel" who stepped in to help Dakota access the high-stakes Angie's Box. They seem to be the player who helps others succeed without needing the spotlight for themselves. Best Hustler (The Grindset King/Queen) Winner: Cristi Why: Cristi just posted a massive thank-you blog for a recent win. They didn't just stumble into it; they’ve been coordinating with the "Spanish and Brazilian" cliques and taking out major threats like Sophie to secure the crown. That is a strategic hustle. Best Healer (The Wellness Guru) Winner: Sam (Again, but for a different reason) Why: Sam just posted about being 24 days sober. In a site filled with blogs about "Tequila making me mean," Sam is consistently providing a more grounded, self-reflective perspective that balances out the site’s chaotic energy. Best Writer (The Aesthetic Storyteller) Winner: Kodua Why: While they aren't the one posting the drama, Kodua is the photographer behind the ASBB1 visuals. They turn digital avatars into cinematic scenes (like the Benopolis Banquet), providing the "quality" visual writing that makes the game feel like a real event. 📢 The "Fresh Faces" Shoutout Gallery The "I Just Got Here" Award: Gaiaphage for the blog "Never fear." They are currently posting in the third person as if they are a legendary hero arriving to save the site, which is either very bold or very delusional—either way, it’s original. The "Inventory Goal" Award: Gabbes for the blog "tired of being pretty." They used their blog to jokingly beg for "ugly" clothes because they are "tired of being the prettiest girl in the game." It’s a clever way to link to their shop wishlist. The "Late Night Vibes" Award: hausofkimchi for the post "this duo." A simple, aesthetic post highlighting their friendship with Justini, keeping it low-drama and high-vibe. 🏆 Best Blogger: Amandasings04 While many use the blog for quick game updates or "hate blogs," Amandasings04 has turned her page into a full-scale production. Production Quality: Her recaps for ASBB1 (Amandasings Big Brother) are the gold standard on the site. She uses custom graphics, professionally shot photos by Kodua, and detailed narrative writing that makes a digital game feel like a televised event. World Building: She created the "Benopolis Banquet" and the "Pink Purge," giving the community specific lore and themes to rally around (or fight over). Engagement: Her blogs consistently garner the most complex interactions, moving beyond simple "likes" into actual debate and roleplay within the comments.