I’m really an old fuck
I’m laying in bed just like last minute scrolling and shit before I sleep. I think to myself wow it’s late I really need to put my phone away. Fucking 10:50PM. Not even 11 yet. I’m the crypt keeper
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Im waiting for this era to kick in , 29 and still pulling all nighters-_- my body craves the early nights my brain says " I wonder what the names of everyone single mountaineer that died on everest are " and obviously I have to find that and each detailed story of how they died out before I sleep
Sparrow I’m 30 so count your days I guess lol it’s coming. I also always wake up early naturally now
Ethan the early wakeups have already kicked in , im up and going by 8 latest . Even if i went to sleep at like 5 am lmao 😭 almost there just missing the last piece of the puzzle
You got this. I try and read a few chapters on my kindle but sometimes I always end the night with doom scrolling.