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Race Episode 6 - Reggae and Revenge in Jamaica
🏁 EPISODE 6 — “Reggae and Revenge in Jamaica” 🇯🇲
10 Teams Remain
(ScarletKing & Ethanrocker1 will serve their Speed Bump this leg.)
✈️ Route Info — “From Ice to Island”
“Fly to Kingston, Jamaica — the heartbeat of the Caribbean!”
After the frigid Finnish challenge, Phil tells teams their next destination: Kingston, Jamaica.
But there’s a catch — limited flights.
✈️ Flight A (earlier, limited seats):
Riggs & biminibonboulash
DOOM & LEXEY
Josh & cmgorilla
Medusaluh & blue
issyiss & crybabichi
✈️ Flight B (arrives 2 hours later):
Rainolds & papa
Paulette & Nikky
sobriquet & amandasings04
Sisterini & Buffy
Ravenheart & Ethanrocker1
🛬 Arrival in Kingston — “Heat, Horns, and Headaches”
Teams land in the thick Jamaican humidity, greeted by steel drums and a crowd of dancers.
Riggs & biminibonboulash immediately strike poses, joining the dancers mid-parade.
Riggs: “This is our people!”
Local: “You’re late to the rhythm, but you’re trying!”
DOOM & LEXEY are all business — “We’re not here to party; we’re here to win.”
Josh & cmgorilla run shouting “Bobsled time, baby!” to the clue box.
issyiss & crybabichi complain about the heat after one block.
Issy: “My face is melting.”
Crybabichi: “And you look better for it.”
🏁 ROUTE INFO — Travel to Ocho Rios
Teams must take a local bus to Ocho Rios and then find Dunn’s River Falls.
Here’s where alliances, chaos, and traffic jams collide.
Riggs & biminibonboulash refuse to ride the crowded bus. They hire a private van — but get scammed and taken to the wrong side of Kingston.
Josh & cmgorilla and Medusaluh & blue end up on the same bus — Gorilla tries small talk, Blue just stares ahead, unblinking.
Josh (whispering): “Man, I feel like we’re riding with the Addams Family.”
DOOM & LEXEY manage to get on a nearly empty express bus, cementing their lead again.
💦 ROADBLOCK — “Who Can Go with the Flow?”
At Dunn’s River Falls, one team member must climb the waterfall’s slick path while balancing a coconut on a small tray.
If they drop it, they must start over.
Highlights:
Lexey power-climbs, shouting encouragement to herself. Finishes first.
Bimini slips, screams, then turns it into an interpretive dance. Still finishes mid-pack.
Josh drops his coconut halfway up — twice — before Gorilla yells, “Channel your inner island, bro!”
Blue levitates through the course (figuratively), calm and eerie.
Crybabichi keeps shrieking “I HATE COCONUTS” as Issy laughs from below.
Papa crushes the climb; Rainolds cheers proudly, “That’s my guy!”
Buffy loses her coconut six times; Justini starts yelling, “It’s okay, babe, we’re just setting a record for the worst time!”
Ethanrocker1 finishes the Speed Bump first: “Sing one verse of Three Little Birds with a local reggae group.” He gives it his all — the group laughs and cheers.
Scarlet: “We might actually survive this!”
🎶 DETOUR — “Riddim” or “Rasta”
“Choose between mastering the music or mastering the message.”
🪘 Riddim:
Teams must learn a reggae drumming routine with a local band and perform it correctly.
🌿 Rasta:
Teams must identify and match five Rastafarian symbols to their meanings in Jamaican culture (spiritual test).
Riddim Highlights
DOOM & LEXEY surprisingly struggle — Vans can’t keep tempo; Lexey’s glare could kill.
Josh & cmgorilla crush it — Gorilla gets way too into it, dancing shirtless while Josh keeps rhythm. Locals love them.
Riggs & biminibonboulash go full showbiz — dance, spin, toss drums, and hit every beat. Crowd goes wild.
issyiss & crybabichi have fun but take forever. Crybabichi: “We’re the background singers to our own failure.”
Rasta Highlights
Medusaluh & blue ace it instantly. Locals say, “These two see through time.”
Rainolds & papa discuss each answer deeply, calm and wise.
Paulette & Nikky overthink it but finish fine.
Ravenheart & Ethanrocker1 redeem themselves, focusing, quiet for once.
Sisterini & Buffy keep guessing wildly (“Red stands for… passion?” “WRONG!”). They’re last leaving the Detour.
🚕 Taxi Trouble — Montego Bay Bound
Teams head to the Montego Bay Pier, the Pit Stop.
Riggs & biminibonboulash and DOOM & LEXEY once again arrive at the taxi stand simultaneously.
Lexey: “You stealing our cab again?”
Riggs: “You can’t steal what’s drawn to beauty, darling.”
Vans: “You’re getting blocked on every leg from now on.”
Bimini: “And every social media platform, I assume.”
Josh & cmgorilla sing reggae all the way there.
issyiss & crybabichi’s cab driver gets lost — again.
Sisterini & Buffy sit in awkward silence, convinced they’re done.
🏁 PIT STOP — Montego Bay Pier, Jamaica 🇯🇲
Phil stands by the turquoise sea as teams race onto the dock.
Pit Stop Order (Leg 6 — Jamaica):
🥇 Riggs & biminibonboulash — after earlier chaos, they deliver a showstopping comeback.
Phil: “You’ve gone from wrong side of Kingston to first.”
Riggs: “Redemption tastes like rum punch.”
Josh & cmgorilla — beloved by locals, full of energy.
Medusaluh & blue — robotic precision continues.
Rainolds & papa — consistent and calm.
Paulette & Nikky — quiet, efficient.
DOOM & LEXEY — rattled by rhythm, lose lead.
issyiss & crybabichi — hot mess but hilarious.
Ravenheart & Ethanrocker1 — Speed Bump cleared, they survive again.
sobriquet & amandasings04 — voice cracked mid-reggae, still cheerful.
💔 Sisterini & Buffy — last to arrive.
Phil: “You’re the last team to arrive… and I’m sorry to tell you, you’ve been eliminated from the race.”
They hug, tearfully laughing.
Buffy: “We lasted longer than my last relationship, so I’ll take it.”
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