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snabring      ❤ 6    ▲1

S TIER 1: Hysteria- Big Brother is my favorite TV Show and the one that I want to be on eventually, and this is the closest match. It's such a blast, especially when you have a full lobby of active players. My only suggestion would be to make the lobbies bigger (13-16!), this is a game mode that I wouldn't mind being a little longer as a result. 2: Race- Always a ton of fun, and it gives me the opportunity to meet as many new people as possible too! It's statistically my best format (4 out of my 5 wins) and I'm not a complete nuke on the comps anymore 3: Arena (Golden Star)- By FAR the best Arena format, because it adds a social aspect in addition to being good at comps A TIER 4: Frenzy- Simple, being most people's first game on the site. Another BB-like game just without the comps. Only reason it's not S is because of how many inacs fill the lobbies, and with completely randomized comps that can make for some long painful game (Sin is it too much to ask to put in the algo to stop giving inacs, i.e players with a "last seen" time greater than 0, a comp win?) B TIER 5: Arena (Safety Chain)- Can be S tier or F tier entirely dependent on the lobby. If everyone is into it, it can be an absolute blast. But it does take a while and a lot of people check out entirely when seeing that safety chain was picked. It's very over-hated in my opinion. 6: Outcasted- To be honest, I'm better at the short term games. And in Outcasted you are reliant on Discord, which isn't a problem, but if you're not active RIGHT off the jump good fucking luck. In every Outcasted I've played besides one first boot, I got eliminated simply because I was one of the last ones outside of a majority alliance that steamrolls the game. Skill issue? Probably. Maybe a slight increase on idol chance, or more advantages in general, and this mode can really tee off. Make more twists!! Things like that because it's really rare for an Outcasted game to NOT end in a steamroll 7: Royale- This mode should be a lot higher. But lately it's become a giant headache. The same people run each game and it gets annoying. Half the lobby stays still for the whole game too. I haven't played Royale in a while because I don't feel motivated to check in on it D TIER (yes we skipped C) 8: Arena (Weakest Link) - It's Golden Star without the POV. So Objectively worse in every way. If you're that hellbent on a "Don't get last place" mode just play Race. 9: Arena (Standard) - The only reason this isn't in F tier is because sometimes, SOMETIMES, people will come up with their own game modes when this is drawn. Vengeance, for example. But if not, buckle up for a LONG night Let me know what y'all think!

At the end of the day, we entered as 11 complete strangers with no benefits, but we ended the race as a family that will only speak to each other on one of the main holidays...probably St. Patrick's Day with the benefits of knowing where that body is... "Breathe in breathe out You keep me alive You are the fire burning inside of me You are my passion for life" AngieKStan aka Captain aka Joey Jay continues to lead more teams to victory in future Race Tournaments until the series gets shut down by rabid players. Then she sells her perfume line called Angie's Box with her tagline being "Wanna Smell My Box?" Muribolt aka Cirie went on to win that thing she kept on losing. She never told us what it was, but she won that dam thing and we are proud of her. Now she is shaking ass in clubs all across America because someone stole her passport. RobbieRiot aka Riot finally found Jesus after the Race but after going to church found a sexy man named Stan and left the church. We haven't heard from him yet, but on long quiet nights you hear Robbie yelling "DKJDLKFJLKDSK" in the moonlight right after we won the final leg in Deal. bigbryy99 aka The Secret Weapon became Angie's agent and help Angie booked some gigs after the events of RT2. One night Angie was busy with trade, Bry took the stage and killed it and now is on the stage. She may be headlining on a cruise to Alaska, but she will warm you up with her sexy number "Bang Bang Bang," the better version where we replace Nikki with Brookie. sobriquet aka The Fav Gamebot went back to their banking job in Hooker, Idaho after crunching the numbers to get us that win. Now they are the CTHEYO of a business that I don't know, but who care, they have money and we don't. They are currently working with Martha Stewart on securing a Cat Hammock deal that will hit store shelves this holiday season. Justini aka Sister finally reunited with Angie after being kidnapped in that Kovaze scheme that we can't talk about because of Australian law, but we can talk about how they were happy and had just started her new design business called Butter Design Delights. Support her or you hate everyone. I don't make this up, it's real. Jane: aka Kovaze's Bad Girl where after the Race she did get locked up for locking Cherry in a dumpster, but she was released on good behavior. Since then she has been good, but it seems that the people she has been around with have gone missing, but she is still good in my heart and 500 feet distance <3 Dimitra aka Miss PUSS! After filming Season 50 of Dimitra's Next Model All Stars 5 and accepting her 30th Emmy, she has dominated the entertainment world, but now she wants to settle things down and get into acting. She just booked her first acting gig in Bikini Slut President Saves the World. She will be playing as Bikini Slut President. I have a feeling it will win numerous awards this award season. Fiji aka DNTM Duo was recently doing modeling shoots and started her own modeling company called Ass Out Hearts In. She is an advocate for letting your ass out in photos and not shaming people for letting the cake be shown. Rumor has it, that Angie and Here will reuinite once again in the first photo of company called Ass Out Race Hard. Bubba aka Fashion Dall was booked and blessed! Recently engaged, she is preparing for the wedding of her dreams and everyone is invited...jk but that would have been a gag. You have to pay to get in. Weddings ain't cheap. Finally there is me and you might be wondering what has been going on with me....well if you haven't well I will tell anyway. I am still asleep. My doctor is concerned, but that is okay. We will forever be Team 9: The Kovaze Influencers, aka Team Slutz... well that is what I wanted to name us, but we wanted to be family-friendly, but for whom? MaxOra and Bagelita?) They feed their kids menthols and diet-whiskey, fuck that shit. Xoxo- Robin

Happy Lesbian Visibility Day

Sam      ❤ 28    ▲3

Tag a lesbian and show them that you see them.

I love Team 9.

DK      ❤ 52    ▲2

add me to a baddies chat NOW

bim      ❤ 5    ▲0

I need people to talk about this with ESPECIALLY with BGW and Bad Boys coming out !

That's a wrap 🌯

Sin      ❤ 126    ▲5

Thank you to everyone who participated!! Given the turnout and the success of the event, I'm now excited to bring forth more events very soon 😊 For now make sure you check out Bagelita's Kovaze sponsored music game! Thank you to the incredible hosts of arguably the hardest event to pull off hwest14 melanie itsamodernlife Jordie Poof, round of applause 👏👏 Prizes are being delivered. More from me very soon, ta!

Hello Kitty

Nenalala      ❤ 12    ▲0

Can someone gift me

Poof      ❤ 13    ▲4

250 diamonds please, I need this so bad

Jhin players:

Tide      ❤ 43    ▲2

SPOILER!!

If I am Jane Don't

Dakota      ❤ 58    ▲3

I just know NicoRobin is related to Tammie Brown somehow...

Ugh I really like Nunu

bim      ❤ 25    ▲3

I think she's so pretty and she always so witty AND she can fight like idk why Zeus don't fuck with her like that :/

The moon landing was faked

Zach      ❤ 10    ▲2

angiekstan

skinny      ❤ 103    ▲3

has won the race tournament.

Everything should go my way.

Tide      ❤ 44    ▲0

I am being the bigger person here by having this tantrum, relax. You're being weird.

My Hysteria experience

snabring      ❤ 9    ▲2

Lost 2 of my top allies within the first 3 rounds Lost HOH in a fucking tie Replacement nominee after the HOH "was down to be allies" at the start of the game evicted 3-2 ......yeah I guess I'll just go fuck myself tonight HarryP Hunter deserved better

TOP BLOGS

Technical Issues will happen.

Sin      ❤ 805    ▲24

this isn't the Olympics and we unfortunately don't have a 5 billion dollar budget. Please be nice to the hosts. Thanks, Sin

wait

hwest14      ❤ 417    ▲22

are yall mad about this event LMAO why?? We know there was a technical problem with Race 3. If you're upset then that's on you, because we are obviously going to make it right and find a solution that is fair to all LOL. The Events Team is currently coordinating a solution with the captains. Yall gotta stop being so weird or we aren't going to be allowed to do stuff like this anymore <3 LOVE YALL i promise the solution is going to be fine and the 5000-coin champs will be deserved. Let's all say 3 nice things about ourselves before bed <3 An update blog can be found here: https://kovaze.com/blog/115686

Royale Statement

Sin      ❤ 381    ▲12

At a random time in the coming hours, and without warning, food levels will begin to drop at an unprecedented rate.

Good evening, Kovazia, and welcome to the ending ceremony of the second Kovaze Race tournament! Each team had their highs and lows, but it's time to reveal who came out on top. As a reminder, every team will be receiving a prize, so pat yourselves on the back! In 10th place... THE DREAM TEAM (Captained by KaliMinaj) - 43 POINTS In 9th place... DINO'S ANGELS (Captained by dino) - 48 POINTS In 8th place... PINK VELVET (Captained by Ralts023) - 60 POINTS In 7th place... TEAM ATE (Captained by Glaceon) - 61 POINTS In 6th place... ANGEL WINGS (Captained by JTee) - 72 POINTS In 5th place... NAUGHTY NACHOS (Captained by NaughtyNacho) - 75 POINTS In 4th place... THE BLUEPRINT (Captained by Connor) - 77 POINTS Now... to the TOP 3 TEAMS! 🥉THIRD PLACE🥉- 2000 KOINZ CLOUD 11 (Captained by Lover) - 81 POINTS 🥈SECOND PLACE🥈- 3000 KOINZ TEAM (H)EVAN (Captained by Evan) - 91 POINTS MEANING... 🥇FIRST PLACE🥇- 5000 KOINZ WINNING FLAME LETTERMAN JACKETS CONGRATULATIONS TO THE KOVAZE INFLUENCERS FOR WINNING THE SECOND EVER KOVAZE RACE TOURNAMENT WITH 94 POINTS! AngieKStan muribolt RobbieRIOT BIGBRYY99 sobriquet Justini Jane Dimitra Fiji bubba NicoRobin So much hard work, blood, sweat, and tears were put into this tournament with everyone involved. You all should be proud of what you brought. We hope you enjoyed the second Race Tournament; that will be all for this weekend. Thank you for tuning in and making this such a successful event!

I have loudly been someone asking for more events on Kovaze. In the early days of the website the event games were always my favorite. My very first game was a special 20 person frenzy, in which I got 20th. Brxanne was hating bad. So when this tournament had sign ups I knew I had to do it! I signed up, or so I thought. I filled out the form I know this, but apparently it never submitted. Melanie contacted me to play and I was down, although I had plans for my birthday this weekend so I was hoping I’d be able to make the timeframes. Later that day I got the follow up ask to be a captain. Of course I accepted the call I’m the Nany of Kovaze. The draft was a snake draft and I got a favorable position at 9. The draft pool was a bit top heavy, and it was clear the other captains were going to pick the best of the best and or their friends. My strategy in picking my team was to go for the UTR players which is why muribolt & RobbieRIOT were my first chosen. I needed my solid core that I could trust to lead a duo. Following up with BIGBRYY99 another strong scorer and sobriquet who I have good communication with in strategizing. With these four players selected I felt safe to pick some of my closest friends in the available draft pool being Justini Jane Dimitra & Fiji. There were others I wanted in this stretch of the draft that were taken. Drafting was tough! With the last of the pool available I went with bubba & NicoRobin two users who have always been very kind to me or make me laugh a lot. With our team assembled I felt great. Everyone else seemed to be happy too and I was liking our morale. The toughest part about being a captain was selecting the racing pairs. Of course not everyone can make every time. Balancing that fact with the differing competition abilities was tough, but I feel I did a great job and set our team up for success that every duo that raced could comfortably make it to the Top 5. My goal for my team was to just make that halfway point. Points are points and we will spend every last dollar if we need too. Over the 12 races we were able to get 3rd 3x, 2nd 2x and 1st 2x thanks to the LEGEND and MVP BIGBRYY99. What a steal of a third round pick. I won’t say much more because this is long and it’s like girl get on with it, but I am extremely happy to have won. I’ve loved my time playing flash games with you all on this website and as an OG I needed my trophy. #MyCelebsWin Thank you to my AngieKStanStan’s. 🕶️

Hi Everyone, We hope that people have enjoyed the tournament for the most part as it is incredibly stressful yet fun to put together. We know there techinical difficulties during one of the rounds today but the events team have been leasing with the captains to get it all sorted. For now, we wanted to reveal the top 3 teams of today! In First Place... Team Two! Good job to connor team so far :) In Second Place... Team Nine! angiekstan and their team tailing behind first :) Finally, In Third Place... Team Seven! evan team is also pretty close behind top spot as well. We look forward to the games that are on tomorrow! The Events Team XOXO hwest14 itsamodernlife melanie poof kovaze

0th

Goomybear      ❤ 241    ▲8

ooooo I have my first 0th in a game. It's such an odd coincidence because its exactly the same amount of f*cks I give about the haters to the events team working really hard to put on a fun event for us! <3

NICOROBIN SOBRIQUET JANE ANGIEKSTAN JUSTINI ROBBIERIOT BUBBA FIJI bigbryy99 DIMITRA muribolt @WHOEVER ELSE IS ON TEAM 9 AND FUCK JTEE FOR TAKING ME AWAY FROM MY SISTERS AND THEN TRADING ME

Hugs You All <3 - RACE 3 SOLUTION.

hwest14      ❤ 192    ▲6

A solution for the Race 3 Technical issue was released to the cast of the race (in case you aren't in the discord server). All captains have agreed that it's fair, and the teams seem to agree. Thank you all for your patience as we resolved the matter and for your passion for the events here! Slip ups happen, but we will always do our best to ensure everyone is fairly rewarded for their efforts <3 Be sure to check the discord for the full details of the Race 3 Redo, which will occur tomorrow at 8PM KVT!

Hello, Kovazia, and good evening. We are 1 game (and a rerace) away from the end of the second Kovaze Race tournament, and it is TIGHT. Here's a quick debrief on the standings. - RACE FOR THE GOLD MEDAL - KOVAZE INFLUENCERS VS TEAM (H)EVAN 1st - Team 9 (Kovaze Influencers) - 84 points 2nd - Team 7 (Team (H)evan) - 83 points These two teams have been on top since Night 1, and they haven't let their feet off the gas yet. With only 1 race left to truly shake up the standings, both teams know they have to beat the other to take the win. Captain AngieKStan of the Kovaze Influencers has brought nothing but good vibes and support, consistently praising her team and coordinating transport constantly to help them out. "Being selected for the Race Tournament as a captain was a true honor," Angie states. "I think most people that have raced with me know that while I’m not an a scorer, I know my way around transport and am a consistent partner. I went into the draft picking players that have been kind to me and make me happy! I think our team dynamic and energy was always positive which helped us out a lot. We knew not every race would be a win, but we tried to make it as far as we could everytime. I loved all the members of my team before this tournament and now have even more respect and admiration for them. Team 9 you rock. Going into this final race with my best friend who i joined this website with feels like a victory lap, regardless of the outcome. We proved a lot of you wrong." Captain Evan of Team (H)Evan took a different approach that has been extremely successful so far. Crunching numbers, setting strict goals, and making sure his team is always set up for success has been his route, and it's led to a well-oiled team that is both goal oriented and extremely supportive. "I love my team," Evan states. "They've been active, open to coaching, and have the common sense that I think is the reason why we're in a position to end at the top of the leaderboard." - LEADERBOARD STANDINGS 3rd - Team 3 (Cloud 11) - 75 points Captained by Lover, Cloud 11 has remained fairly consistent in games, placing in the top 5 in almost all of their race games and netting a solid amount of points with each race. Although their chances of winning the entire thing are slim, there's still a chance for them to take the gold, if not medal overall. 4th - Team 5 (Angel Wings) - 70 points Also known as JTee's Angels, this team has had a rough go around this tournament. At first, they were scoring poorly, with one of their teams causing a giant mishap due to one of the members not showing up. However, they turned things around Day 2 and won THREE races, boosting their standings in the race heavily. Now? It's up to their final representatives to try to get them a bronze medal. But their comeback this race is not to be understated. 5th - Team 6 (Naughty Nachos) - 69 points Captained by NaughtyNacho, this team has also remained consistent in their games. Captain Tylor has done a great job in giving courage, hope, and strength to his team, from the most experienced veterans to the rookiest of rookies. He hopes to land his team a medal today, but if not, he's happy with the journey the team has taken. 6th - Team 2 (The Blueprint) - 65 points Captained by Connor, the Blueprint held the blueprint to the race tournament gold by the end of Day 1; unfortunately, a series of middling placements in the subsequent races knocked the crown off their heads. With a recent 2nd place boosting their scores, it's about salvaging what they can and moving forward for a high finish. 7th - Team 8 (Team Ate) - 59 points Captained by Glaceon, this team was slated to win (or at least place high) after Game 5. Then, their captain vanished. Without him to fill the leadership position, team member Mittens quickly stepped up as a co-captain to fill the void (and the scheduling conflicts). Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to salvage the team, and they've been cascading down ever since. Will this last race give them any type of saving grace? 8th - Team 1 (Pink Velvet) - 53 points Captained by Ralts023, this team has seen both the pretty pinks and the clashing velvets this race tournament. From a soaring win to crushing defeats, Pink Velvet has seen every placement and the sun. Their track record reflects their journey in this race, constantly bouncing from high highs to low lows. But through it all, Captain Ralts has kept a level head and properly led his team through it all. Let's see if they finish with the red carpet at their feet, or with their dedication lost. 9th - Team 4 (Dino's Angels) - 43 points Captained by dino, Dino's Angels have had one of the bumpiest rides out of every team in this tournament. They were underestimated from the start, but shocked the world by pulling off a win at the first game to their captain and Cristi. From there, it's been a series of low placements, back to back to back. What will it be for Dino's Angels on game 11? A soaring victory, or crushing defeat? 10th - Team 10 (The Dream Team) - 37 points This team has been anything but the dream team. After two poor starts, team 10 was hoping to have a turnaround in Game 3. However, a poor judgement call (by yours truly) led to the bradi fiasco, which hit them the hardest -- it caused them to miss out on a ticket and get 8th. This completely demotivated many of the members of Team 10, and their team captain Dream, alongside Jaded, decided to withdraw from the race. KaliMinaj chose to step up as the new team captain, and while Team 10 is running on fumes at this point, they're still here, still fighting, still kicking. A win may not be in the horizon for them, but they have one more chance to prove why they could've been The Dream Team. Well, there you are - the standings for Race Tournament #2. Tune into the final race game at 7 PM KVT to see which teams come out on top, and which team will take the gold medal for the tournament!

Team 9

RobbieRIOT      ❤ 183    ▲10

Lowkey healed me this weekend I'm ngl lmao The energy and encouragement in that chat from start to finish, in the middle of EVERYTHING going on with this tournament? CONSTANT COMMUNICATION and helping each other with every match like... Girls we DID. THAT. AngieKStan Sobriquet Muribolt Bigbryy99 Justini Fiji Jane NicoRobin Bubba Dimitra

I hope royale lasts for another week

Dream      ❤ 180    ▲3

Watching some of you freak out cause you can’t play ur 30th royale of the month is sending me

Talk your shit all you want...

Justini      ❤ 177    ▲7

but the underdogs will ALWAYS win. #Team9

highlight of my kovaze life

sobriquet      ❤ 172    ▲6

was angiekstan and justini taking the full time to do deal or no deal at final 3 because we were playing round by round by round and then staying because we did that and saving with like 9 seconds left like............

Honestly

Mittens      ❤ 171    ▲8

Even though Team 8 was an absolute disaster, I had a lot of fun in the race tournament! I do hope that sin allows for events like this to continue (and hopefully more frequently?). Obviously not everything is gonna be smooth, but with a little more start-up time and some refinements, I think the next race tourney will be great. The hosts were given a difficult hand and although I didn't agree with every decision made, they still made the game fun! Hugs you all Hwest14 Melanie Itsamodernlife poof And hugs brookie kimmie jake misschandler nakime and gabs we did our best... See everyone in race tourney THREE!

yk what sits right with me?

Tisha      ❤ 159    ▲5

Dimitra being a Race Tournament winner… like that is my queen. i’m hoping for some DimiLUX flash sales in celebration.