For the gift.. RawrItsPoof 4Ever 💕 Nick

so this mf fucking gaslit me again? i’m in a toxic relationship with watertank istg like we make up and then this fucking cunt gaslights the fuck out of me again?? i need to break this cycle… FREE ME FROM WATERTANKS TOXICITY.

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11th: PenguinOwen126 eliminated by Lover 10th: Wuufwoolf eliminated by broncosrule1999 9th: Oren eliminated by sobriquet 8th: broncosrule1999 eliminated by Vyne 7th: Vyne eliminated by JACK_O_LANTERN 6th: lunalux eliminated by Lover 5th: Manon eliminated by Marquis 4th: JACK_O_LANTERN eliminated by Marquis 3rd: Marquis eliminated by sobriquet 2nd: Lover 1st: sobriquet Congratulations sobriquet on winning Sobriquet's Documented Arena Season 1!

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ENTER MY BITCH JUANITOS HE FINE AS HELL AND GETS DOWN BEST BELIEVE A NEW SUPREME IS RISING!!!

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if any of you have a recently divorced, preferably somewhat wealthy father, please do let me know 💕

Hi I'd appreciate a gift for all the funny moments ive had on this app thx

More like Goodwill! Cheap AF and every now and then the quality is ok. You’re welcome luke

as you saw my last blog, I won the raffle and I gave myself a makeover! wanted to see everyone’s opinions and ask if they prefer the before or after.

And i’ll rank how much of a threat you are in games ;) Chase - 6/10 because you’re pretty chill but you randomly are super good at competitions? You seem very relaxed most games and then somehow it’s finals and you’re there. Super trustworthy person, and i don’t feel anxious around you. But if i didn’t know you well, this would be higher. Kallie - 4/10 girl you are such a wildcard!! You are actually starting to be kind of dangerous. Unlike the other spiderlings, you know how to throw a kunai for 5 damage! You have a few fight wins under your belt I hear now? VenusVafa - 5/10 you are not someone I usually allign with, but I know you are a strong competitor. I have killed you because I was worried you’d come after me. Good comp scores and stuff, but I don’t see you in the eye much. Glaceon - 10/10 For obvious reasons. BUT- You guys may not be familiar but there’s actually a fourth stat to monitor in game. There’s food, health, stamina, and RAUL’S EMOTIONAL WELLBEING!!!! Girl you are a fucking TAMOGACHI that I have to SOCIALIZE WITH ENOUGH otherwise my tamogachi thinks i’m gonna MURDER IT 😭😭😭. You are literally the most dangerous mf i think. Fuckin raul jfc. Itsamodernlife - FUCK YOU FOR KILLING ME, But also, probably like a 5/10? Because I feel like you’re one of those people who likes too many people, so… But I guess when you want to you score super well. You don’t play enough for me to have a better opinion… love u tho! Victim - 2/10. Free walking healthpack. However after killing you so many times it does not marie kondo spark joy anymore. I think the fact you named yourself victim makes me want to murder you. You’re really nice to me though which leaves me conflicted. …2 points for victimpuff. Bamboo - 9/10. If you were a michael scarn directed movie, your threat level would be midnight. You came out of nowhere and dominate the game. You’re SCARY GIRLLLL. BUT hope your studies are going well!! Shavedboosie - 3/10. I just know you fucking EAT at luckydrop and deal. Melanie - 4/10. You’re a social player and that’s not very intimidating unfortunately. If you start making some waves in royale, i’ll change this. Just know you have the skills and knowledge to have a really fantastic game dominanting run. You should pull out all the stops for a really insane game soon. Gabs - 8/10. You know what you’re doing and you’re kinda insane at it. You and I don’t work together much, but i’ve heard from others you’re a ride or die ally. Thats respectable. We come for eachother but not everyone knows how dangerous you are yet. Sobriquet - 8/10. One thing about austin sobriquet gameplay is that you are DANGEROUS. Plans go into motion so much faster with you there. The communication line with you is always open, so you make a fantastic ally to everyone. You save good scores, but have an immense game knowledge. If you were coming after me i’d be worried. MaxOra - 1/10. Girl. Whatchu gonna do. Throw a paper plane at me? Plzzz 😭😭 Akshar - 10/10. I bet you’re normally a wonderful twink, however something about this game transforms you into demon twink. You are literally the most terrorizing and insane person in the game. Love u tho :3 bim - / 10 Frostbite 8/10. It really depends on your mood how much of a threat you are. You know it’s true 😭😭. Sometimes it’s like whatever, and you pop up halfway into the game. Sometimes there is a full fucking typed and bound essay about how the game is going to go from 40th to 1st. Ya never know. Jadennator1 5/10. Like you’re dangerous and all, but since you mostly play with the fam, you’re one of the less scary ones. Not too worried when I see you in game, but I know some people are much more scared of you. Cristi - 9/10. You are a very dangerous woman ariana grande style. Thats why I always compliment the two mountains on your chest, because u are so scary and I don’t want you coming after me LOL. Opulence - 4/10. You did kill me so yeah. But also girl what the fuck is a opulence. You’re not very scary or threatening, just a lil fella :) *pats ur head* Katheryn - 4/10. You haven’t played a game yet, but you’re also good at comps. I’ll put you at opulence levels of threatening. Paulette - 2/10. Adam, you piss me the fuck off. How are you always in chats but i feel like you contribute nothing. Like you’re a good ally and everything, but i just don’t see you super active. Sometimes i’m running the map and I audibly sigh and go “Paulette.” when i pass your square. You confuse me. You’re dangerous in the way HR employees are. Christos - 9/10. The OG career. You can be best friends with christos and he WILL murder you for first. Classic christos. Anyways, scary mf. CasinoCheese - 8/10. Refer to Tatum 's blog. dailyicon - 3/10. You have some good allies, but I personally could only see you winning if you collected all game. YanderTron21 - 3/10. You don't feel like a big threat in the game, but maybe thats just because you haven't played enough of them! Spartagow - 9/10. Spartagow. Very dangerous individual. I mean you're really good at comps, good at collecting, and usually make it to the finals each game. Big threat, and you target different people every game so you never know what's gonna happen each time you're cast. Sprite - 5/10. You're always the one to put the chats together, and I know quite a few people who would never fight or kill you. That makes you a big threat because your social game is insane. I would've done 6, but I brought it down a point because you've been kinda inactive recently in the games :p NotNicky333 - 7/10. I don't think until recently i've seen you much in game. You're actually a huge threat, and really good at the bloodbath. We don't interact much but I still am a bit scared of ya LOL Sam - 9/10. You're literally such a psycho freak at the end of the games lol. You are another person who I have to have to constantly talk to so I don't get MURDERED lmfaooo. You're good at comps and just like raul, sometimes kill half of the game. Classic sam.

okay so please tell me.. why is watertank a gaslighter? like this comp is traumatizing af to me cause its reminding me of all the gaslighting the men i dated would perform like.. THIS IS NOT OVER!!! ITS ON THE LINE!!! WTF DO U MEAN OVER???? BAN WATERTANK FOR BEING A LIAR, i stand for honesty and integrity and this comp is giving me ptsd as well as going against my morals. this is not okay.

could be cool to bring that to kovaze? like reset average rankings for like race, arena, etc. and award the top 10 a badge for finishing in the top 10 for that month, badges for reaching a certain amount of blog points, having a certain amount of designs, elim wins in arena, etc. sin

I wanted to do this appreciation blog to every people that helped me not only during this game but also to all the royales I've played. NotNicky333 Glaceon Chase CasinoCheese for helping me win this game <3 ily guys!! Ricardogv Jaded Akshar MarieEve Frostbite Akshar Justini Christos Dimitra Axel Tide Katherinee_ Airi for helping through all my royale experience <3 Tusi Missy Laura Alibonico Peach por que si <3

I'm curious as the what everyone thinks the best comp on Kovaze is, and ofc I've included Flags & Words as ROTATIONAL comps. I've randomised a list and will re randomise each time a comp is eliminated for the next round. Will close each in like idk. 20 hours. There were 15 items in your list. Here they are in random order. Treasure Hunt gets a free pass to next round as the last pick with 15 comps. Weightlifting Chain Pop Holey Match 3 Balloons Water Tank Codebreaker Words Shapes Stacker Deal Starfall Flags Lucky Drop Treasure Hunt

MY FIRST EVER ROYALE KILL IT FEELS SO GOOD SORRY Akshar LOVE U THO BOO

Finally hit 200 race wins! My goal was to do it in under 600 races and I did it successfully in 593, with a win percentage of 33.73% and a finals percentage of 59.87% Thank you to all 121 of my amazing winning partners Britt x3 I love you IceBeast x8 NaughtyNacho x7 CarltonRS x6 Dream x6 style x6 jadennator1 x5 Rain x5 Nenalala x4 RobbieRIOT x4 DK x3 Geoo x3 Henrique x3 Imperio x3 issyiss x3 itsamodernlife x3 (shoutout for being #200) AngieKStan x2 AntonB x2 aronice x2 Chase x2 cheesecake x2 Connor x2 Oh x2 Foox x2 dino x2 High x2 Ivan x2 Kemi x2 Lover x2 Mikey x2 NotNicky333 x2 PosterBoy x2 Rainolds x2 Sophie x2 Space x2 spartagow x2 TateMcRae x2 Thiii x2 Zachbbs x2 xcharliex Brxanne Emicepam Lifeiscool Wigglytuff Mackey Tusi Antog NikoJ James Nikky Sam probstenthusiast LilGingy Buffy SteveMoses iCameron sobriquet Goomybear Ravenheart Medusaluh stuartlittle16 Natrix Josh guib Fiercee Lewis noorscultt Cristi Tempo Champ Peach Lexus Felicity Clown Ascidian Manon elio Victim96 skinny (shoutout for being #100) Dakota Joe95321 yeri HarryP BabyDisus PloobGoobins shaneybaby Juulpod papa sarah muribolt Onyx Regina Nakime Benopolis Helen Gmail KaliMinaj Melodrama Marwane hausofkimchi Sparrow Sprite Mochalatte melanie katheryn Rebranding daze Graf Mario23 DrewmeliaBedelia Mittens DBonee Hdog0428 Robby202 Missy Robert991 jessiejedi Tisha willcecci Glaceon Jaded

The LAST 6 #ASBB2 houseguests have arrived in DUBAI! LeQuishaQ - This Tengaged group game OG is brand new to Kovaze. With a reputation to uphold, this queen is not going to hold back. Can she hold her own against the Kovaze Vets? Bigbryy99 - This problematic king has almost gotten dropped from the cast twice. Banned and then went MIA before First HOH. Love him down. I've heard he's insane so I'm sat. Will he be the first evicted? Yawnha - After a last-minute swap with disgraced ASBB prospect Sam, Yawnha ran into the house guns blazing. Yawns like him. The youngest in the cast, will be the next ASBB winner? Tisha - This boney bitch has won the First HOH competition! After months of modvestigations, Tisha needs the Koinz from her former mod payout. Will Tisha stay in Dubai and claim the HOH, or swap to another house? Nenalala - My queen. Survived a perm ban. Has fought with everybody. Had me and Angie blocked for some reason. Will she have the ASBB2 house as pressed as she has the Kovaze blogs page? Benopolis - Benopolis is a founding member of the ASBB family. After hosting THE BENOPOLIS BANQUET last season and hosting a competition, BENOPOLIS BEST BANGERZ, he is ready to enter the house himself. Will Benopolis rise to the occasion? There are only 13 spots in the official #ASBB2 house. In order to make it to the top 13, the houseguests must survive two rounds of Big Brother inside of their houses. The houseguests will have three opportunities to leave their house without being evicted. This is the first. FIND OUT WHO WON THE HOH COMPETITION IN EACH HOUSE. Will Tisha stay in Dubai or forfeit her power to move into another house? Viewers Lounge: https://discord.gg/4Qys6TMJa

How to win sweatshop royale, no healthpacks, low spawn rate version! (Note: considering it's the same 30 people every royale, this may have varying results.) 1. Find people you like who are also powerhouses 2. Make an alliance with them (Frostbite sobriquet Tide Akshar High Goomybear spartagow) and have your people add the rest (Evan Britt) 3. Get convinced to kill off one of your alliance members (Tide) and substitute them for an even better one (Chase) 4. Dominate the game until you're the final 9 (sorry Chase D:) 5. Have great luck (or if you're a 0 time winner, horrid luck - i.e. Evan, Britt, Goomybear) 6. Get top 2 with no kills! (aka sobriquet and Frostbite) And you're done! You made payouts, got a single digit placement, and made a bunch of loyal allies for life while also pissing off a slight minority! Don't forget to fight people for health if you get jumped, because you sure as hell aren't getting it any other way.

🌲ROUND 1 - 22:00h🌲 Your eyes open slowly, one by one, to the same sight - towering trees and what seems to be an endless forest. None of you have memory of how you got here. You’re lying just a few steps from a tall, rusted iron gate, that's shut tight. As you gather yourselves, you notice something interesting nearby: A wooden board, half-buried in the dirt and a map of the forest is nailed to it. There also seem to be some instructions. https://ibb.co/BHd9MhhK A faint static hum passes through the air. Then… silence again. What are you gonna do now? 📍 Starting Location: Entrance Gate 👥 Players present: Chloe-Kay, Bim, Glinda, Jordan, Zach, Pamela, Containment, Paul, Mochalatte, missKant, Lemanjá, Arahna, Ember, DK, Dawn, Joji, Fernanda, Elara Voss, Marquis, Kara, Yan, Gabs You have ONE action: ➡️ Move (follow one of the paths on the map) Currently all of you can move to ABANDONED PARKING LOT or FOREST PATH 🔍 Search (choose ONE place below) - The base of the iron gate - Behind the map board 🫥 Hide (you cannot hide two rounds in a row) COMMENT BELOW YOUR ACTION. YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO MAKE A DECISION. CAST: MrsChloeKayCecci // Chloe-Kay Bim // Bim Glinda // Glinda Jordan009 // Jordan Zach // Zach Leonardo // Pamela Containment // Containment Paul // Paul Mochalatte // Mochalatte missKant // missKant yemaja // Lemanjá Zee_ // Arahna Kitkat2921 // Ember DK // DK Maris // Dawn Jojingus // Joji ZsolDrew // Fernanda Fireflyyy // Elara Voss Marquis // Marquis Kara // Kara YanderTron21 // Yan Gabs // Gabs For questions you can comment them here, dm me or discord me: funchoto

6 of the 18 houseguests of #ASBB2 have arrived in BALI!!! Batya - This viewers lounge OG brought a former ASBB houseguest with him. With MrsChloeKayCecci kissing him on the cheek (she is not a player in this season, mom), will MCKC help move him into the #ASBB2 house? Cristi - This beauty pussy was my #1 pick for the season 1 but she could not commit to playing. Will her beauty pussy scare the other houseguests, or charm them into making alliances? Gabs - THE FIRST EVER RETURNING PLAYER OF AMANDASINGS BIG BROTHER!!! Gabs was doing fine until she helped kill 3 houseguests in Royale, including the Runner Up Torimarie. Gabs says this is her first season. Will she show that her season 1 run didn't count? JennaMarbles - Jenna "Cookie" Marbles is here to make a name for herself on Kovaze. With a cast of huge names, she is not going to back down from anybody. Will she rise to the challenge? NaughtyNacho - The most competitive player I know. After yelling at me to force room for him on Season 2, Nacho promises he won't disappoint. After winning the first HOH competition, he faces a huge decision: Will Nacho stay in Bali or swap houses with another houseguest? Bunny - The most beautiful woman in the world. I'd eat glass for this queen. Evicting her will be illegal. Will Amanda rig for Bunny or will she win the whole season on her own? There are only 13 spots in the official #ASBB2 house. In order to make it to the top 13, the houseguests must survive two rounds of Big Brother inside of their houses. The houseguests will have three opportunities to leave their house without being evicted. This is the first. FIND OUT WHO WON THE HOH COMPETITION IN EACH HOUSE. Will Nacho stay in Bali or forfeit his power to move into another house? Viewers Lounge: https://discord.gg/4Qys6TMJa

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The next 6 #ASBB2 houseguests have arrived in ST. TROPEZ! Jaded - I'm sorry that he's Jaded. This Hannah Montana stan is not here to play around. Will she get the Best of Both Worlds, aka St. Tropez and the ASBB2 house? MaxOra - Has threatened to quit like 10 times and even walked from the game due a leaking bussy (according to Jenna "Cookie" Marbles). Will she follow in her godmother MrsChloeKayCecci's footsteps and make it to final 4? DK - There's no funny business with DK. Keep up or get out of her way. This experienced player is ready to make her mark on Amandasings Big Brother. Can the other houseguests take the heat? Hwest14 - The Loverboy of Kovaze is here to make it to the end. After winning the First HOH competition, will he stay in St. Tropez or move to a new house? Glitter - The sister of ASBB1 Runner Up Torimarie, she's here to do what Montana couldn't: WIN. She may not be good at spelling, but she knows how to hold her own in the drama. Will she survive the intensity of the St. Tropez House? Nick - The voice of OTEV in ASBB1, it's Nick's time to play. After having to sit out of season 1, Nick's giving it all he's got. Can he sing his way to the top, or will he get lost in the madness? There are only 13 spots in the official #ASBB2 house. In order to make it to the top 13, the houseguests must survive two rounds of Big Brother inside of their houses. The houseguests will have three opportunities to leave their house without being evicted. This is the first. FIND OUT WHO WON THE HOH COMPETITION IN EACH HOUSE. Will Houston stay in St. Tropez or forfeit his power to move into another house? Viewers Lounge: https://discord.gg/4Qys6TMJa

After the houseguests moved into their respective houses, the press team (Kodua, Torimarie, Lolicapolica, Envious, MrsChloeKayCecci, and Desh, basically everyone milking their ASBB1 15 minutes of fame) went to work, interviewing our new houseguests! With the first Head of Household competition underway, our houseguests competed in #DNTM, a fan-favorite and houseguest-hated challenge where each competitor must get into the mind of the illustrious Dimitra and rate their fellow castmates according to what they think Dimi rated them. At the conclusion of the competition, we turned the tables on the houseguests, asking them to rate Dimitra's avatar after spending so much time inside her head. Here are their ratings below! Glitter - 6 Yawnha - 1 Hwest14 - 10 Nick - 8.7 JennaMarbles - 8.5 DK - 10 Benopolis - 6.2 Batya - 4 Gabs - 6.5 Cristi - 7 MaxOra - 1 Tisha - 10 Jaded - 10 NaughtyNacho - 4 Some standout comments include: "The plastic surgery was clearly performed by a doctor without a liscense bc the spacing between the eyes and nose is very off, and it looks like modern-day Madonna (as an insult). The pink denim is also very tacky. Lastly, the wig looks like it was bought from Party City." "I think limiting this icon to a 1-10 rating is an injustice to the fashion industry. Dimitra IS fashion and we should all strive to do better just by being in her presence. I’m not worthy to be judged by her 💙" "The pink is very cunty. The bags the shoes are everything. Idk but for me she needed a different eye color. But everything else was SOLID." "Is there another photo?" With an average rating of 6.6, several of our houseguests have proven to get a head start on lying this season; meanwhile, our iconic celebrity gets a soft toot for her look. Nenalala LeQuishaQ Bunny @BigBry99 All four of you failed to play along and will be taken out back as soon as production gets a hold of you. Stay tuned for the rest of the Press Week blogs to get an inside scoop regarding our new houseguests! In the meantime, what would YOU rate our iconic celebrity's look on a scale of 1-10? #ASBB2

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