Paint your body like a clown

If you do, the world will want to see your shirtless body with a Y-incision like an autopsy. There is nothing the world hates like it hates a clown. If you are a clown, it wants to pour 10,000 corpses of dead spiders down your throat until you choke to death. All you want to do is sing, dance, and make balloon animals, but the world rejects your attempts to bring happiness to it. All it derives is anger and hostility instead. If you are born a clown, you are better off stillborn as far as the Earth is concerned.