ASBB3 Recap: Week 1: The NicoRobin Story

Psst, It's me, Nico, and I'm writing this in a secret room in the ASBB3 house. I'm sending this to someone secret to post for me because, you know, "no outside communication in the game", but don't worry; I think AmandaSings04 is blocked, so she can't see this. I just want to let you all know what has been going on in the game because I don't think Amanda will give me a true edit, and you all deserve to know the truth. Now I can't reveal too much, but this is all about me because why would I talk about other people? They can go through the trials and tribulations I endured to get into this room. 🟢When the game started, the bathrooms were locked, and I had to use the potty. I kept begging and begging but Amanda said no. She forced us to wear the basic avatars and play a frenzy because nobody was playing them. We figured out how to change, but we couldn't reveal our identities. I was evicted at 12th (I'm too lazy to check back) and was free from the clutches and went back to the bathroom...still locked. 🟢Once the HOH comp was over, the HOH was crowned. Everyone was cheering and being nice, and I was like, so what about that bathroom, but Amanda was like, people are cursed because she forgot to fumigate the stank from Season 2, and o_o got trapped in the house and turned into some gremlin tech wizard person and cursed most of the house. The supplies for the cure were limited because Amanda didn't use Amazon Prime, but the two houseguests who weren't cured by the end of the week were marked for banishment. I needed that cure, which was just Mountain Dew Code Red, but still. 🟢Eventually I broke into the bathroom door and was able to use the bathroom and then went to sleep because I was tired. When I woke up, I found out I was nominated. I was gooped and gagged. It was because people were talking shit about me, which I want to be involved in because I love shit-talking about myself. 🟢 I called out the HOH but it was just me yelling at a wall. When I went in the DR, I saw a promo code for BetterHelp and I was like WTF is this? 🟢During the POV comp, I was so proud of myself for completing it. I thought I did great....I got 4th and the difference between my time and 3rd place was 17 mins...but I had fun. 🟢After POV I went into the DR and spent 40 hours talking about why I wasn't loved as a child and why Lindsey was robbed in Total Drama Island. Production was very caring during that time and even put me in a special room that was labeled NICOROBINSOLOROOM. I think it was for a role in AmandaSingsBigBrother the Musical, so I am excited for that. 🟢After dealing with me, Amanda said I'm tired and left us all alone, so OhEmGee was in charge of us and went all SAW mode and wanted to play a game with us. We played tic-tac-toe. 🟢During the POV Ceremony, I was saved with the POV because, well, you can figure that out when you buy my book NicoRobin's Trapped in a House: The Tell All COMING SOON to Cassette this Summer 2029. 🟢Eviction happened, and then it was the safety chain ceremony. Which I missed half of because I thought it would be at a certain time, so I decided to find an escape hatch just in case this house gets too much or Amanda makes us do manual labor like chores. Eventually I was given a bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red and was cured for now. 🟢Some drama happened, but I honestly forgot what happened. Hopefully Amanda covered it; if not, ummm subscribe to Kovaze + to catch the action? So I wasn't the first evicted houseguest NOR banished houseguest. Can't wait for Week 2. I gotta go now because I hear some showtunes, so that is probs Amanda. Bye! Here are some random stats. # of Times I Wanted to Quit: 0 # of Times I Wanted to Burn the House Down: 17 # of Times Amanda Has Yelled At Me: 3 # of Pages Written in my DR: 10 # of Times I Was Confused: Priceless Current Mental Status: WEEK 1: Used Wet & Wild Makeup Brush #ASBB3