ASBB3 EPISODE 1: “Smartblonde”

The 18 #ASBB3 houseguests moved into the Amandasings Big Brother house after competing anonymously in the FRENZY FRIDAY HOH competition. With Chaos Kallie in the HOH suite for the first week, no one could possibly feel safe. Daughter to ASBB2 winner Tisha, this AI and Beyonce hating skeleton vowed to shake up the game week 1. Kallie entered the house with the same exact mindset as her mother: Play hard and never stop fighting. Kallie celebrated with her mother via FaceTime (Tisha is currently in the islands of Skinnisha filming a new show), as all three members of the boney bloodline (Lolicapolica, Tisha, and Kallie) won the first HOH in their seasons. The houseguests had mixed reactions to Kallie’s HOH win. Desh and Dino celebrated being safe from Chibi’s Curse ( https://www.kovaze.com/blog/134673 ) due to their performances in the HOH competition. Dumblonde felt like her performance in the HOH competition would be enough to guarantee her safety. Shavedboosie declared that she was the queen of the house and that we (production) were all her peasants, so Host Amandasings04 bowed down. Melanie’s game plans were derailed after a man tried to ruin her life. NicoRobin hid in the storage room because she was afraid of Host Amanda. OhEmGee burped and oinked like the icon she is. Melanie entered the house and declared herself the most beautiful houseguest. The houseguests speculated about whether Yeri, daughter to Angie and Amanda, would make it to the house. Yeri was on vacation at AngieKStan’s island and was planning to take Angie’s Private Jet to the ASBB3 house. Unfortunately her flight got delayed due to the weather. Only a few hours before the first nomination ceremony, YERI THE MF QUEEN arrived to the house! After my daughter Yeri settled in, she declared her mission: to outlast her sister Mackey’s ASBB1 performance as the first boot. The other daughter to an icon Kallie (“Kallie 1st HOH”) began the nomination ceremony. She turned the two keys to reveal that she nominated Dumblonde and NicoRobin for eviction. Kallie 1st HOH announced that she found both nominees to be threats. The houseguests participated in the CHIBI’S SLIDING PUZZLE veto competition where KALLIE continued her mother’s legacy and won the FIRST POV of the season! Unlike her mother, Kallie wanted to use this veto to continue shaking up the game. Kallie began the veto ceremony and decided to remove NICOROBIN from the block. She announced to the house that her target for the week was Dumblonde, so Kallie nominated Blonde’s closest ally ADAM to ensure Blonde’s eviction. Feeling relatively secure up until this point, Dumblonde had a reality check. She realized that ASBB is absolutely nothing like regular long term games, and that the best way to stay in the game is to just play hard and refuse to give up. At first, Blonde felt hopeless as houseguests told her it might be a unanimous vote to evict her. After a pep talk from Host Amandasings04, Dumblonde locked back in and refused to get evicted. With 15 voters, she needed 8 to stay. She started by securing that some houseguests would vote for her to stay no matter what. Then she formed a “Dumbitches” channel exclusively for this vote, stating that everyone in the channel had told her they’d keep her if she could get a majority. Kallie accused Dumblonde of being in multiple alliances and named Blonde’s supposed allies, one of them being the kind and lovable spartagow. This caused paranoia among all houseguests as they questioned whether they could trust Dumblonde to keep their secrets and to make smart decisions. Despite the mess, Dumblonde reminded the houseguests how badly she wanted to be in the ASBB house. She was so grateful for the experience and would be crushed if it ended. By a vote of 10-4…… ADAM became the first evicted houseguest of ASBB3. Adam explained in his eviction interview that this game started at a very inconvenient time for him. He told the audience and production how grateful he was for the opportunity to play. Host Amanda agreed that he would have had a great shot if the timing of the game worked out. Adam is one of the original ASBB fans and applicants, and we appreciate him for giving season 3 a shot after nearly making it onto the season 2 cast. The Houseguests prepared for the first BANISHMENT of the season. With Kallie, Desh, and Dino safe from banishment, the cursed houseguests competed in MEAL OR NO MEAL for safety. RALTS023 won the competition, setting an ASBB record with $765,000 and a plate of diamond tacos. This meant that Ralts would commence the safety chain for Chibi’s Cure… Ralts023 saved Melanie Melanie saved Yeri Yeri saved Shavedboosie Shavedboosie saved OhEmGee Piggy saved Thumper91 Thumper91 saved Dumblonde Dumblonde saved Spartagow Spartagow saved Dailyicon DailyIcon saved Bubba Sue Bubba saved NicoRobin. This left RANDYBANDY and NICK as the final CURSED houseguests. The other 15 houseguests voted to banish either Randy or Nick. Randall was terrified. He could not go out like this in the first week. Nick had seen this story play out before in ASBB2. Unfortunately for him, most of the safe houseguests sent in their votes while he was at work. Randy stressed to the other houseguests how badly he wanted to be in the game, and they granted his wish to stay. By another vote of 10-4…. Nick became the first banished houseguest. Nick may be banished, but he is NOT out of the game. A player was removed from the game, so Nick now has a 1 in 3 shot at returning to the game in Week 5! Tune in next week to find out how one of three banished players will return to the game this season! Thanks for tuning into this action-packed premiere! This cast is like family to me. Join the discord server to find out who the new HOH is, as well as their nominees: https://discord.gg/ectzC5Mbq Wanna play ASBB? Casting for season 4 and 5 is extremely competitive with limited spots. ASBB4 theme is Brain vs Brawn vs Beauty, ASBB5 theme is Blood vs Water. Join the server to open an application ticket. The most reliable way to get on the cast is to SHOW INTEREST. Become a fan and remind us constantly why you need to be on an upcoming season! If you read this whole blog thank you you’re the best!