FASHIONLESS FASHION TAKES (DNTM4 EPISODE 1)

Hi. As some of you may know. I am a winner. One thing in life that I am not winning: the fashion game. Things people have said about me? 'some of us are glamour, and some of us are camp. You are camp. That's okay...it's just not glamour' -angiekstan 'you look like an it and not the clown' -amandasings04 'my special interest is avatar and not the bending kind, and I don't even support whatever the fuck kind of blue you are right now' -sprite With that being said, I am not known for fashion. So this season of DNTM, I will be ranking the submissions and providing MY tasteless feedback. Let's get into it. EPISODE 1 - GIFT WRAPPED!!!! Okay this concept??? Hiiiigh opportunity for camp. I would personally be submitting something CAMP for this photoshoot, while serving a touch of glamour. You could go full birthday party realness here. These photos all kind of....went couture...and most failed...I think. 17th - Manon I just don't think the theme is being represented well enough in this one. 16th - missmiranda I think this just strays too off theme. It's not giving gift it is giving colfector ealition 15th - NotNicky333 and its not because its a bad photo. Its the pixar face with the onlyfans body...It feels wrong. Also why is the background finance themed? 14th - Vanili it's Marilise's photo but worse. 13th - Fancy why did someone shit on your pillow and give you pink eye?????? 12th - Guiltyassin I think this photo is cool but there are 3 other glass box photos and the dress is the focal point of this one, when it really should be you being a gift of some kind. The box is a prop. 11th - Tjamal9106 There is something off about the body proportions there. Also most of the guys were shirtless for...why 10th - CupidStunt The proportions looks really weird. 9th - fireflyyy I believe of all of the glass box photos this one is mid. The perspective makes it look really odd. 8th - Marilise it's really safe but with everyone laying in a box this one blends together...like literally every aspect gives red blob. 7th - Amandasings04 I think this is ALMOST close to straying off theme but it feels like you stepped out of the box and i DO like that. You are going to be giving race chaser ethnically ambiguous all season. 6th - SpaceLab This is likely what I would have done or something very similar, so I can't be mad at it! Unfortunately everyone just went with the same....box leg pose. 5th - Melanie the cuntiest of the box laying girl poses. 4th - Zee_ of the glass boxes this one speaks to me the most. 3rd - Marquis of all the people in a basic box this is the most creative presentation. 2nd - Antog This is making the ribbons and gift accessories part of the look and not a prop. THIS is cunt. 1st - LeQuishaQ Honestly you fucking slayed this....the chocolate box....the eating one....the pose...This photo is everything!! It is different than every other person sitting in a basic rectangle gift box in basically the same pose. I am going to be WATCHING you. You weren't good at ASBB but you MIGHT be a DNTM all star. #DNTM4 #DNTM thank you to Dimitra